I'll hold your monkey for you
APRIL FOOLS 2013- Waffle Kerfluffle
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dancing to black swann music like a real man only to realize you're gay and you're feeding huge clumps of wasabi into your asshole one spoonful at a time oh IT BUUUURNS but in the good way because when a centaur gets to a certain age, their penis starts talking and i was at this parade and one of the floats had this half-dead fat hawaiian guy screaming at the top of his lungs a whitney houston songs as his eyes bled kamehameha i slammed a baby on the edges of the furniture hoping i would find some candy ADULT SWIM SUCKS NOW THEY SHOULD HIRE ME
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@sniper:
no, you're outta waffles! This whole forum is outta waffles!
abandon ship! Women and children first!
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Half an hour, then I go to sleep!
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Did I ever tell you that I told my mama that I killed a man?
I think I read about this! Did you put a gun to his head and pull the trigger? I think the guy's dead now.
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Bidoof .
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I can't like clowns anymore , this is a great day
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I am a Murloc, mrgl mrgl!
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@cooldud_21:
I think I read about this! Did you put a gun to his head and pull the trigger? I think the guy's dead now.
Yeah, I told her that my life had just begun…but...I just threw it all away...
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stop singing shitty queen songs
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stop singing shitty queen songs
I'm sorry Sir, but there is no such thing… Except "Fat Bottom Girl"... that song is horrid...
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Near…
Far…
Wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more…
You open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Lyrics from eLyrics.netAhha! No Español in this post. Gotcha!
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I can't help being lazy.
It walks in the family.
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stop singing shitty queen songs
We aren't singing, we are having a lovely conversation about how I killed someone.
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Yeah, I told her that my life had just begun…but...I just threw it all away...
Did your mum say "ooooh" at that point?
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I'm sorry Sir, but there is no such thing… Except "Fat Bottom Girl"... that song is horrid...
Did you guys know I hate Queen?
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The ship is going down everyone…. we're sinking......
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@cooldud_21:
Did your mum say "ooooh" at that point?
Yeah, I told her I didn't mean to make her cry…then I told her to carry on if I wasn't back again this time tomorrow...
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Yeah, I told her I didn't mean to make her cry…then I told her to carry on if I wasn't back again this time tomorrow...
But how can she just carry on, like nothing really matters to her or anything?
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Juwan Howard .
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The ship is going down everyone…. we're sinking......
Do you have lifeboats? Do the banned members get first priority on them?
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Banned members are the most important and productive members of society.
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Did you guys know I hate Queen?
But… but... Bohemian Rhapsody and Under Pressure are like... amazering....
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I got it.
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But… but... Bohemian Rhapsody and Under Pressure are like... amazering....
Don't mind her. She refuses to endorse the overwhelming power of the Ottoman legacy.
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Best song :
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But… but... Bohemian Rhapsody and Under Pressure are like... amazering....
Those songs suck too.
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@metteminne:
Best song :
Haha bravo, encore, cheer.
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@cooldud_21:
But how can she just carry on, like nothing really matters to her or anything?
Too late anyway, my time had come…it was sending shivers up my spine...
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Too late anyway, my time had come…it was sending shivers up my spine...
Was your body suffering from persistent aching too? Because I know mine was.
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Too late anyway, my time had come…it was sending shivers up my spine...
What a terrible poster are you?
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Knick-knack paddy-wackiflack!
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I hate you all.
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I'm sorry… it's my job to save you all from this ship.. but we have limited life boats....
women and children first, then trangendered people... then dwarves - preferably 2 stacked on top of one another...
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I like chicoen & waffles
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I'm sorry… it's my job to save you all from this ship.. but we have limited life boats....
women and children first, then trangendered people... then dwarves - preferably 2 stacked on top of one another...
What about charismatic revolutionary leaders?
No?
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I'm sorry… it's my job to save you all from this ship.. but we have limited life boats....
women and children first, then trangendered people... then dwarves - preferably 2 stacked on top of one another...
What about men ?
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Fuck you dwarves, I'm ahead of you.
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What if I have a gun?
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I'm sorry… it's my job to save you all from this ship.. but we have limited life boats....
women and children first, then trangendered people... then dwarves - preferably 2 stacked on top of one another...
Do I count as a woman or a trans person first and foremost? LOL.
Cis men drown.
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Hold on guys let me fix it.
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Hold on guys let me fix it.
This is great. I was promised waffles and I didn't get then…but now I realize that I never waned them.
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Help me mama! I don't know how to swim!
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This is much better. I can read upside down, and it doesn't make my head explode.
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Thank god I have a laptop.
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My head hurts, I don't know if I'm typing stuff right but who cares
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Thanks Brennen , we all love you.
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Hmm… oops.