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Strike a pose!
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Oh, Smaugu-sama please be my waifu! Look, I've been practicing!
Just imagine that there's a picture of one of those giant plastic dragon shlongs here. I didn't feel like adding "fake monstrous lizard cock" to my google history
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Oh, Smaugu-sama please be my waifu! Look, I've been practicing!
Well, it's better than being Jabba's waifu, and that was actually canon!
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I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face long enough to think of a witty thing to post here, but after reading about that guy who actually thinks he's engaged to an animated horse…
I can't... stop giggling... long enough to think of one.
This man is either a troll of godly proportions who deserves our admiration and praise... or he's a really pathetic basement dweller... who needs serious help... just... just wow...
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Ahhh Dashie, you sped away with my heart
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Oh you poor naive children…..
WELCOME TO THE TIP OF THE ICEBURG, TIP OF ICEBURG, MEET THOSE WHO HAVENT SEEN YOUR NIGHTMARE WAYS.
I wish I could un-see this. Ugh.
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Forbes has a rotating list:
I really don't even
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I'll probably make a list later consisting of pictures… too sleepy at the moment but I'll try.
THIS LIST WILL BE UPDATED CONSTANTLY[hide]
ofcoursetheBabusawouldbeatthetopbutsheisn'tfictional <3
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@OnePunch:
But then you will be killed by Doflamingo.
He's too busy dealing with Law.
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METAMARIO, I CALL THEE OUT!!!
You believe you can hide behind Maam of the house of No?! If you wish for the hoof of the fair mare Rainbow Dash, then you shall have to deal with me you wretch…you who I considered a brother at arms!!
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Oi oi oi oi OI! SHUHAN!
I'm not hiding at all! You think I was going to sit back and let you take the hoof of the gracious Rainbow Dash?! Traitor! Traitor, villain, and redcoat!
If you want to battle…..than let's rock.
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… I have a husbando chart.
! Would marry Shizuo
http://i.imgur.com/zlym4lb.jpgThere was a time when I would have put Ace on that chart. This is what happens when you stop caring about real life, people.
Dude have you read Grant Morrison's run on Animal Man at all ? When Budy Baker decides his kids and his wife (who is the sole person actualy earning money in the household) are henceforth to become vegetarians, no questions asked ?
And gets extremely pissy when his mandate isn't met with immediate joyous jubilation ?
Or how's about that time he sneaked up on his own son in his superhero costume, jumped in front of him, made an old-testament style pose, pointing to the burger in the kid's hand saying "What is that ?!" and afterwards claiming he doesn't want to force him to not eat meat, but that it's an established fact that "everytime you eat a burger you help kill the planet".
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Hoho, so my frenemy does have the stones to face me…And what makes you so worthy of her love, hm?
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Hoho, so my frenemy does have the stones to face me…And what makes you so worthy of her love, hm?
I could ask you the same question, frenemy.
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I could ask you the same question, frenemy.
Have you flown through the air with her, wind whipping through your hair as the two of you show the neighsayers who's boss? Have you plundered an acient temple for a Pinkie Pie idol while being chased by a giant boulder, mere inches away from crushing you and her? Have you just hung around and slept close to one another on clouds?
I ask you again sir…what makes you worthy?
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http://www.ranker.com/list/13-people-who-married-inanimate-objects/jude-newsome
I came across this article,
and I thought I'd have a hard time picking a favorite.
But
#8 has some serious taste.
None of my waifus and husbanos are worthy -
Marry fictional female characters? How low can you guys go?
So you guys are totally invited to my wedding with Kurtis Stryker!
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Have you flown through the air with her, wind whipping through your hair as the two of you show the neighsayers who's boss? Have you plundered an acient temple for a Pinkie Pie idol while being chased by a giant boulder, mere inches away from crushing you and her? Have you just hung around and slept close to one another on clouds?
I ask you again sir…what makes you worthy?
Have you tended to her wings when they get damaged? Have you taken care of her turtle when she stays out a little later than expected? Have you….b_ared your soul f_or her?
Dedication, good sir!
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Have you tended to her wings when they get damaged? Have you taken care of her turtle when she stays out a little later than expected? Have you….b_ared your soul f_or her?
Dedication, good sir!
In the words of another thread title, "Nice Guys finish last"!
And before you say anything, Tank and I are bros. He's also told me about that one time you sniffed her head sweatband….there is a difference between dedication and creepy...
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So you guys are totally invited to my wedding with Kurtis Stryker!
Handcuffs. Frisking. Spread 'em.
COP JOKES! YOHOHOHO!
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In the words of another thread title, "Nice Guys finish last"!
And before you say anything, Tank and I are bros. He's also told me about that one time you sniffed her head sweatband….there is a difference between dedication and creepy...
Lies! Lies, I say! You must've extorted such a false confession from the poor creature.
And speaking of "creepy"….does she know about the bunny in your sig? Maybe you secretly photographed it!
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Lies! Lies, I say! You must've extorted such a false confession from the poor creature.
And speaking of "creepy"….does she know about the bunny in your sig? Maybe you secretly photographed it!
that was a professional photoshoot with her full consent!!!!
…besides, she secretly likes bunnies too...just like me…
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get a room you two
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get a room you two
Dude, stop getting in the way of mutualy assured deep personal shame :P
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It's a she , go back in the shame corner No maam
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Darn those were fun threads
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Yes, yes, but now let's take the hint and leave it at that. Not that I have any sort of vested interest in this particular thread at all, but I don't see any need to get yet another thread locked by even beginning to bring over material from the two that already have been.
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This thread now has Khaini cancer, thereby giving it less than a week to live.
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@Panda:
Yes, yes, but now let's take the hint and leave it at that. Not that I have any sort of vested interest in this particular thread at all, but I don't see any need to get yet another thread locked by even beginning to bring over material from the two that already have been.
Not my thread…this is completely innocuous and safe...no nice guys here.
I'm just waiting for Meta's rebuttal
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@metteminne:
It's a she , go back in the shame corner No maam
I call everyone dude, dude.
I follow the path of my sensei, 90's Kid.
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Handcuffs. Frisking. Spread 'em.
COP JOKES! YOHOHOHO!
Why didn't Notifications notify me of this wonderful quote?!?