@RobbyBevard:
The regular standard is just set so low now….
As Yahtzee said, "The bar has been set lower than Satan's wine cellar."
@RobbyBevard:
The regular standard is just set so low now….
As Yahtzee said, "The bar has been set lower than Satan's wine cellar."
OH. MY. GOD.
look at all the possible orochimaru's!!!!
@RobbyBevard:
Can someone explain this ranking system to me?I get that The Heart is the absolute height of atrocity and Raikage Belt Gold is "hey,this is actually pretty cool".
Can someone explain this ranking system to me?I get that The Heart is the absolute height of atrocity and Raikage Belt Gold is "hey,this is actually pretty cool".
Ok:
The Heart: Something too gutwretchning terrible that causes actual phisical pain
600 Billion Rainbow Armadillo Penis: Something too ridiculous to actualy describe it without saying "Seriously" for 3 Times
Glossy Black: Standar Sasuke Fare, him coming and "stealing" the show, also terrible conclusions to buildups of hundreds of chapters
Sharingan Red: Standar Uchiha Fare, they coming and "stealing" the show
Orange Asma Attack: Naruto being stupid
Yellow Parenting Skills/Yellow Yawning Absurdity: Absurd developments that have become the norm
Lean Green incest machine: Socialy awkard situations, beyond human norm
Why Neiji, Why? Blues: Nonsensical developments, saved for the end of the episode
Pasable purple: None of the above
Raikage Gold: Something actualy fun and plot avancing
The ranking of the chapter is usualy of the worst offender event.
I once propossed to change 600BillionRainbowPenis to add the nonsensical thing that reached it each time, but 600RainbowBabyBijuPenis was a mouthfull.
Can someone explain this ranking system to me?I get that The Heart is the absolute height of atrocity and Raikage Belt Gold is "hey,this is actually pretty cool".
My personal interpretation:
The Heart - It makes you die a little on the inside.
600 Armadillo Penis Rainbow - Bad to your mental health.
Glossy Black - Too much Sasuke.
Sharingan Red - Too much Sharingan hax.
Orange Naruto Asthma Attack - So bad it's hilarious.
Yellow Flash Parenting Skills - Fucks not given at all.
Lean Green Incest Machine - Awkward.
Why Neji Why? Blues - Predictable.
Passable Purple - Okay.
Raikage's Belt Gold - Nice.
I am still saddened that "Apologise to Tsukishima-San" didn't make it, but I guess you guys want to keep it mostly Naruto centric.
It makes more sense the new one.
Yellow Flash Parenting skills overlaped too much with Green Lean Incest Machine (Behaivor completely opposed to regular human being - Complete disregard for common sense)
The scale is simple:
THE HEART = Sasuke is forgiven and accepted back into the village
600 BILLION PENISES = "Madara" is converted via talk-no-jutsu
GLOSSY BLACK = "I'm still going to kill everyone because I'm your little brother!"
SHARINGAN RED = Everyone killed during the war is revived by "Madara"
ORANGE ASTHMA ATTACK = "I don't care how many orphans Sasuke's killed/made! I still love him!"
YELLOW FLASH PARENTING = "Look, Tsunade, thanks for the effort, but can you please go back to the kitchen?"
GREEN INCEST MACHINE = Konoha 9 stand around doing nothing
WHY NEJI WHY BLUE = Fuck hard work and overcoming adversity, destiny all the way bitches
PASSABLE PURPLE = Oh hey Gai did something
RAIKAGE'S BELT GOLD = Sasuke dies in a humiliating manner, Hinata dopeslaps Naruto, Raikage and Killer Bee recieve their own spin-off
Worth noting- "The Heart" is reserved for the chapter where Sasuke is inevitably forgiven for all that he has done despite, you know, all the betrayal and murder and death threats and stuff.
I do like that in the new yellow picture it appears Sasuke is looking right into the camera and going "Yeah, even I know this is stupid."
@No:
I am still saddened that "Apologise to Tsukishima-San" didn't make it, but I guess you guys want to keep it mostly Naruto centric.
Well, for starters, it lacks a color theme.
Out of curiosity, where would you place it within the actual ranking system?
After rereading it, I think that Orochimaru only put part of his consciousness into Anko's Cursed Seal specifically, not every cursed seal. I think the point was that he could put part of himself into any cursed seal, but only did it with Anko. It makes sense, since Anko was his first student.
Thank you guys alot!
Why isn't there one for Bleach,by the way?
Thank you guys alot!
Why isn't there one for Bleach,by the way?
Because Bleach is always The Heart.
Well, for starters, it lacks a color theme.
Out of curiosity, where would you place it within the actual ranking system?
Pink ? I dunno :P
I say the colour be a huge pixelated colourscheme of nothing but Tsukishima saying "this wouldn't fly in a novel".
Thank you guys alot!
Why isn't there one for Bleach,by the way?
We tried before, but there was nothing distinct or memorable enough to run with. Bleach is pretty consistent in the gammut it runs. "Attacked from behind", "nonsensical retcon" and "ink splatter energy attack" don't lend themselves to much, and the good part of the series is sooooo far back now there nothing really awesome to pull from for the good end of the scale. (Even Raikage smashing Sasuke is a couple years old now.) Bleach is just predictable and same-ey. Never quite hits Naruto's highs, but it never hits its meme-tastic headdesking lows, either.
Plus, to appropriately match the theme, the only colors we had were white, grey and black. Pretty dull.
Sasuke is forgiven and accepted back into the village
Indeed,the absolute height of atrocity.
After rereading it, I think that Orochimaru only put part of his consciousness into Anko's Cursed Seal specifically, not every cursed seal. I think the point was that he could put part of himself into any cursed seal, but only did it with Anko. It makes sense, since Anko was his first student.
That would make more sense,but it still doesn't explain how Orochimaru can be inside Anko when he was supposed to be in that eternal Genjutsu dimension thingy.
Thank you guys alot!
Why isn't there one for Bleach,by the way?
We could make one up.
Starting with "The Heart", "Apologise to Tsukishima-San" and "Hougyoukou shenanigans".
But then there's finding rating names for something better then awful.
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@RobbyBevard:
We tried before, but there was nothing distinct or memorable enough to run with. Bleach is pretty consistent in the gammut it runs. "Attacked from behind", "nonsensical retcon" and "ink splatter energy attack" don't lend themselves to much, and the good part of the series is sooooo far back now there nothing really awesome to pull from for the good end of the scale. (Even Raikage smashing Sasuke is a couple years old now.) Bleach is just predictable and same-ey. Never quite hits Naruto's highs, but it never hits its meme-tastic headdesking lows, either.
Plus, to appropriately match the theme, the only colors we had were white, grey and black. Pretty dull.
You have Tsukishima, Aizen and Buckbeard with his amasing tactical prowes of "planing military invasions be bad, you die !". Do I have to do everything around here ? :wassat:
Here's the Bleach scale:
SHIT
BORING
Sasuke dies in a humiliating manner
Also,it sucks that this will never happen.
On the other hand,he is going to have an inevitable showdown with Naruto.We can expect to see him atleast get Rasengan'd to the face.Who knows,maybe Kishi will show us Sasuke getting pounded hard by Naruto.
@Cyan:
Here's the Bleach scale:
SHIT
BORING
It lacks a proper representation of the sheer scale of character assasination we got for the admitedly completely non utilised main characters last arc after their promise of being more relevant, short of Spoony's classic "Betrayal".
@No:
You have Tsukishima, Aizen and Buckbeard with his amasing tactical prowes of "planing military invasions be bad, you die !". Do I have to do everything around here ? :wassat:
Aizen was entertaining. I don't even know who those other two are.
@No:
It lacks a proper representation of the sheer scale of character assasination we got for the admitedly completely non utilised main characters last arc after their promise of being more relevant, short of Spoony's classic "Betrayal".
Main characters in bleach have NEVER done anything. Not since the very first arc. No reason to expect them to now.
Naruto at least had them still doing stuff through the third arc, and almost all of them had real backstories and emotional attachments to them. And Gaara and Shikimaru he dragged through the fourth and fifth arcs! So there was always some sort of hope of them doing more or having a time to shine.
Chad, Ishida and Orohime have never done anything.
@RobbyBevard:
Aizen was entertaining. I don't even know who those other two are.
Tsukishima. The one who brainwashed Orihime and Chad last arc, made them think he did everything in the series and was always their friend, attacked Ichigo in front of them while they both went on and on about how Ichigo should apologise to Tsukishima-San, finaly culminating in him
ADMITING to having changed their pasts right the fuck in front of them and there being no reaction.
AT ALL.
Buckbeard is the leader of the quincies who killed one of his men, one of two random Aizen lookalikes that showed up the chapter before only to die immediately, because he was "planning" their military invasion of Soul Society, chastising him for making himself unto a "prophet".
@No:
Buckbeard is the leader of the quincies who killed one of his men, one of two random Aizen lookalikes that showed up the chapter before only to die immediately, because he was "planning" their military invasion of Soul Society, chastising him for making himself unto a "prophet".
And then he spares enemy soldiers.
Go figure.
Like I said. Chad and Orohime have never done anything. Ever. Why should them betraying Ichigo to an obvious villain be any different than the norm for them?
The best part is that according to Kubo, the fullbringr arc was a chad arc. And he did pretty much nothing and got almost zero focus
@RobbyBevard:
Like I said. Chad and Orohime have never done anything. Ever. Why should them betraying Ichigo to an obvious villain be any different than the norm for them?
Because at the begining of the arc they both said they were training not to be useless anymore and Kubo said in an interview this was Chad's arc, even though he did nothing of any value in it and was not even around for the conclusion.
@No:
You have Tsukishima, Aizen and Buckbeard
What has that guy done so far to deserve to be together with those two? I hope we have some memetastic things from him in the future, Bleach is so boring now.
Chad came up with a new origin for his powers.Does that count as something of value?
no meme worthy ones? come on rob we got
it was really Hinamori you stabbed
it was all an illusion
….. umm guys
I planned every battle you've ever fought
now let's try 2 hands
Tsukishima's "that wouldn't fly in a novel"
Tsukishima's abilities in general
Hey Chad did something (gold)
Mayuri inserting fake organs
Who said the Espada go from 1 to 10.... 0!!!!!
The fullbring arc!
Aww gin was a good guy
Butterfly aizen
condom aizen
aizen
tosens's a fly
Hey want some ramen
it may have more then naruto if we look into the fullbring arc, Daz and Giblord could make a great one
Your YOUNG body, Sasuke
Your
slurp slurp
YOUNG
body
no meme worthy ones? come on rob we got
it was really Hinamori you stabbed
it was all an illusion
….. umm guys
I planned every battle you've ever fought
now let's try 2 hands
Tsukishima's "that wouldn't fly in a novel"
Tsukishima's abilities in general
Hey Chad did something (gold)
Mayuri inserting fake organs
Who said the Espada go from 1 to 10.... 0!!!!!
The fullbring arc!
Aww gin was a good guy
Butterfly aizen
condom aizen
aizen
tosens's a fly
Hey want some ramenit may have more then naruto if we look into the fullbring arc, Daz and Giblord could make a great one
What about, "Get off my bed!" ?
no meme worthy ones? come on rob we got
it was really Hinamori you stabbed
it was all an illusion
….. umm guys
I planned every battle you've ever fought
now let's try 2 hands
Tsukishima's "that wouldn't fly in a novel"
Tsukishima's abilities in general
Hey Chad did something (gold)
Mayuri inserting fake organs
Who said the Espada go from 1 to 10.... 0!!!!!
The fullbring arc!
Aww gin was a good guy
Butterfly aizen
condom aizen
aizen
tosens's a fly
Hey want some ramenit may have more then naruto if we look into the fullbring arc, Daz and Giblord could make a great one
Feel free to make a chart. No one is stopping you. Those all seem to be in about the same tier to me.
You also have to find art that represents these things.
@RobbyBevard:
Feel free to make a chart. No one is stopping you. Those all seem to be in about the same tier to me.
You also have to find art that represents these things.
But….. but.... I don't want to do the work :cwy:
I guess in the end Bleach has only 3 ranks:
-So bad it's bad.
-So bad it's boring.
-So bad it's hilarious.
The first two can be merged…
All of those are equal in my eyes. Bleach is just a cornucopia of shit.
Shit pie, shit steak, shit on the cob, shit salad, name your dish, Bleach makes it shit.
EDIT: all of my sigs have been Bleach joke related since Aizen, well, Aizen'd. But notice how I haven't changed it to match this arc?
BECAUSE THIS ARC IS SOMEHOW MORE BORING AND OVERALL SHITTIER THAN THE LAST DISASTER.
Meanwhile,I think that Bleach hits the spot…and by "the spot"" I mean "it's so bad,I'm having fun mocking it".
Infact,I had completely dropped Bleach after Final Getsuga thingie and had 0 interest of going back.Then I discovered this thread and Applied Logic-reading about Ichigo trusting some douchebag he'd met 1-2 times over his father and his mentor made compelled to pick Kubo's "masterpiece" once again.
That and your signature.When I first saw it,I actually thought it was Aizen.
@No:
We could make one up.
Starting with "The Heart", "Apologise to Tsukishima-San" and "Hougyoukou shenanigans".
But then there's finding rating names for something better then awful.
Bleach is so good at being awful that we could just make a ranking system for its awfulness alone.
Some ideas, from white to gold:
White Backgrounds (Self-explanatory)
WHY ME SAD? Blues (Kubo shows his Engrish skills)
Renji is a Retard Red (Renji does something stupid)
Kurosaki-kun Yellow (Orihime whines about Ichigo)
Asspull Power-up Purple (Self-explanatory)
Smug Greens (Smug faces compose at least 30% of the chapter)
Sliced Orange (Somebody loses a body part at some point)
Where is the Brown Guy? (Chad becomes out of focus yet again)
Soul Society Stupidity Silver (Self-explanatory)
Gold Aizen Illusion Hax (Also self-explanatory)
"WHO SAID THE RANKING SYSTEM WENT FROM WHITE TO GOLD" Platinum (Retarded plot twists)
The Heart Black
Typical Bleach Rainbow. (Chapter has at least 2 of the above elements)
WHY IS EVERYONE DYING
DYING ICHIGO WHAT HELP SCIENCE DYING WHY
That was the worst thing ever. Naruto was just okay.
Bleach is so good at being awful that we could just make a ranking system for its awfulness alone.
Some ideas, from white to gold:
White Backgrounds (Self-explanatory)
WHY ME SAD? Blues (Kubo shows his Engrish skills)
Renji is a Retard Red (Renji does something stupid)
Kurosaki-kun Yellow (Orihime whines about Ichigo)
Asspull Power-up Purple (Self-explanatory)
Smug Greens (Smug faces compose at least 30% of the chapter)
Sliced Orange (Somebody loses a body part at some point)
Where is the Brown Guy? (Chad becomes out of focus yet again)
Soul Society Stupidity Silver (Self-explanatory)
Gold Aizen Illusion Hax (Also self-explanatory)
"WHO SAID THE RANKING SYSTEM WENT FROM WHITE TO GOLD" Platinum (Retarded plot twists)
The Heart Black
But every chapter would be White Backgrounds ranking.
Actually, you might as well just give every chapter half of those to begin with.
Naruto was just okay.
Orochimaru inserting himself into seals was okay?
Dunno,maybe I'm overreacting to that bit.
Why did we put in "The Heart" again for the Naruto ranking? I feel like I'm forgetting some important bad plot twists because of the sheer abundance of them…
WHY IS EVERYONE DYING
DYING ICHIGO WHAT HELP SCIENCE DYING WHY
They were asking why everyone was dying.
I was asking why they weren't dying faster.
Bleach is so good at being awful that we could just make a ranking system for its awfulness alone.
Some ideas, from white to gold:
White Backgrounds (Self-explanatory)
WHY ME SAD? Blues (Kubo shows his Engrish skills)
Renji is a Retard Red (Renji does something stupid)
Kurosaki-kun Yellow (Orihime whines about Ichigo)
Asspull Power-up Purple (Self-explanatory)
Smug Greens (Smug faces compose at least 30% of the chapter)
Sliced Orange (Somebody loses a body part at some point)
Where is the Brown Guy? (Chad becomes out of focus yet again)
Soul Society Stupidity Silver (Self-explanatory)
Gold Aizen Illusion Hax (Also self-explanatory)
"WHO SAID THE RANKING SYSTEM WENT FROM WHITE TO GOLD" Platinum (Retarded plot twists)
The Heart Black
It lacks Deicide 778.
But every chapter would be White Backgrounds ranking.
Actually, you might as well just give every chapter half of those to begin with.
In that case, we get Typical Bleach Rainbow.
@No:
It lacks Deicide 778.
What color should it be?
In that case, we get Typical Bleach Rainbow.
That's a pretty good idea.
Aizen is shocked by your ingenuity.
That would make more sense,but it still doesn't explain how Orochimaru can be inside Anko when he was supposed to be in that eternal Genjutsu dimension thingy.
I can't believe I'm paying enough attention to this trainwreck to even care about proposing a theory, but…
Maybe it's like cloning, a la Hugh Jackman in The Prestige? That is to say, for all intents and purposes, the Oro that popped out of Anko's zit has all the memories and feelings of the original, and indeed believes himself to be the original, but is in fact just a perfect copy (and the original really is trapped/dead in that eternal Genjutsu dimension). Of course whether that's the case or not, there are really no larger implications, because, shitty/inconsistent writing aside, it makes absolutely no practical difference in the end. But it could at least answer your specific question...
Orochimaru inserting himself into seals was okay?
Dunno,maybe I'm overreacting to that bit.
It honestly could have been worse, my friend.
They were asking why everyone was dying.
I was asking why they weren't dying faster.
Because they haven't each had a flashback yet.
Why did we put in "The Heart" again for the Naruto ranking? I feel like I'm forgetting some important bad plot twists because of the sheer abundance of them…
I think the idea is that the "Sasuke getting redeemed" would be so terrible it would overthrow "The Heart" as stupidest thing ever but since that hasn't happened yet, it's called "The Heart."