One would wonder what psychotic class he was taking that covers such material.
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Cannot stop laughing at the Sam Jackson one xD
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THIS SHIT IS FUNNY AS HELL!
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I'm not going to pretend I understand what just happened in that video, cuz I don't… but I lol'd.
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So I had to write a little essay on first language acquisition and what kind of problems little kids have to deal with. I knew that consonant clusters are simplified to ease the speaking and that they often make use of final devoicing. However, I had no idea the end result could be that in the following video. I lol'd pretty hard. ^^
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This man wins in life.
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This man wins in life.
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He wins the manipulative lying dick award
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1 = correct, Used to be the friend that would pop up the second she wanted. I have applied this to my life and am happier.
2= True, it is just a natural way in life, it may seem mean but being direct is always better than beating around the bush. Be direct with a girl, don't pretend to be-friend them to try and date them
3= The horrible in bed part seems a bit wrong, project that you are a man of class by never bad mouthing anybody.
4= I don't agree with the movie, yes you are meant to be sexual with your talk to a girl, but not to that level, i guess it would only work with a 'friend' but i will never try this out, hence the point to be clear with a girl. Portray them as either friend, or girlfriend material.
5= Can't tell, i live in a country where girls are all virgins till marriage.
6= ALWAYS touch a girl if you really like her, it is the BEST way to deliver emotion to the girl. Also the reason why i am known as a casanova here, other men are afraid of touching a woman. Even hand holding (which i find weird)
7= It is a technique called (negging a girl), i try not to use it, even though it is very effective, In a nutshell, it gives forth that 'mystery' trait in the man, and the girl will think about him more.
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The things he was writing about sound like those of people who don't value themselves enough–the assumptions he makes about the girls he is trying to "win" with this are all, seems to me, based on him fighting the need to act like a lap dog, e.g. thinking of himself as not worthy and putting the woman on some sort of pedistal, from which it is inevitable that she will fall, since No one is perfect–no one with true self esteem needs to act that way, nor do they need to trick a woman into loving him. A man who has self esteem will understand that not every relationship will work out, that each time around he will learn something that will make it better the next time, and that he and as his intended target in romance both deserve to be treated with honesty and respect. What men and women ought to want is an equal partnership that allows each party to feel loved and cared for as well as like one's best self--at least most of the time. This requires self knowledge and acceptance, or the honesty and trust can't happen.
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story of my life.
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He wins the manipulative lying dick award
Lol, yeah. I really should make my sarcasm clearer.. I mean, just look at the guy. The fact that he starts that text by saying he's gotten out of "the friendzone" multiple times proves that his relationships have not been on a solid ground. Manipulation always backfires. :P
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The nakama part killed me.
You're between a D and a D!
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Lol, yeah. I really should make my sarcasm clearer.. I mean, just look at the guy. The fact that he starts that text by saying he's gotten out of "the friendzone" multiple times proves that his relationships have not been on a solid ground. Manipulation always backfires. :P
True dat my feathered friend, being sincere is always the best way!
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Lol, yeah. I really should make my sarcasm clearer.. I mean, just look at the guy. The fact that he starts that text by saying he's gotten out of "the friendzone" multiple times proves that his relationships have not been on a solid ground. Manipulation always backfires. :P
… you scared me. I really thought you seriously liked that... :D
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You're between a D and a D!
Yeah, that guy is messed up. Ace should have been first!
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… you scared me. I really thought you seriously liked that... :D
Nnoooo, never. :<
Besides, I could've sworn I had put quotation marks around the word "win", but apparently not. You know what it's like when you start posting stuff at 1 AM. Nothing ever works like it's supposed to. -
not sure where I should put this, but it made me laugh and awed me…
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Writin this from an iPhone and I can't watch the clip but judging from Daras face I am guessing it's the amnesia wedding top gear joke
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yep, sure was.
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Wow. He took that like a champ. Good for him.
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Damn. I didn't see it coming, so it hit me even harder.
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Haha, oh wow. Those crossed out lines pretty much say, "boys become men" when they let me have my way. lol
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Edit: I'm sorry.
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Bishonen…Spongebob? What is this...I don't even.....
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http://vanhus.naamapalmu.fi/files/tM/medium/KMNkYmnit2u1lak3ulAn.jpg
oh thats good +1 internet
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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. "Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would no approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the community, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry, Dad I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, your son.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.Someone posted this on facebook, I had a good laugh picturing the dad's face.
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Too lazy to translate the German conversation for you all, but you'll get the gist from just watching it. At first he is like "why is there such great attendance now?" and then they talk their professor into drinking as well. ;)
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