ONE PIECE MAFIA XV: The Adventures Of Wooden’s Psychotic Deathouse
The Rules
1 - To Vote Lynch someone, you need to write "Vote: [Name of the user you want to Vote Lynch]" or "Vote Lynch: [Name of the user you want to Vote Lynch]", you may also vote for a No Lynch by writing "Vote: No Lynch", if the majority votes No Lynch, the day ends without any lynch.
2 - You may Unvote or Change your vote, but you can only do so by saying "Unvote" and "Change Vote: [Name of the user]" (or "Change Vote Lynch: [Name of the user]"
3 - As soon as the majority is reached, it immediately counts as a lynch, even if I was away, unvoting or changing your vote won't change anything, and when I come back, it will count as a lynch
4 - Don't PM anyone about this game, especially players (alive or dead), only Mafia can speak about the game outside of the thread, and even then, its only between themselves
5 - Don't copy paste or printscreen the PM's you receive from me, you are free to paraphrase them (and fake them), but you may not copypaste them or printscreen them
6 - Dead men tell no tales, don't speak here if you're dead, wait until the end of the game
7 - Sleeping men tell no tales, don't speak here at night, you're still free to PM your Mafia Partner if you're Mafia, though
8 - DO NOT EDIT YOUR POSTS WHEN THE GAME OFFICIALLY STARTS, THIS WILL RESULT IN INSTA-KILL (<- REALLY IMPORTANT RULE)
I'l be an assholejerkface when it comes to enforcing rule 5 and 8, the other rules won't (or in 4th's case, can't) be enforced, per say, but please, follow them to make this game fun
“Pitiful fools.” Wooden said to himself as one by one his guests were dragged unconsciously into the main hall. “They should learn to be more wary of rocks.”
He then turned to his ever so dependable servant.
“Have all the guests arrived Miss Heart?”
“Almost master,” she replied, “only one remains. Oh look! There they are.”
Wooden spun to look again at the hall where he saw Maki707 being dragged in by the legs. This had been a late addition to event. In fact Wooden hadn’t planned on using Maki707 at all, he simply found his new guest unconscious while they were out gathering the others they plagued by rocks. “No matter,” Wooden had thought with a grin, “the more the merrier.”
“Oh Miss Heart, please go wake our friends, it’s time for the party to begin.”
“Glady master! I do so love parties; I even made my special cake!”
Wooden sighed. “It’s not that type of party Miss Heart, we won’t be needing a cake.”
Miss Heart looked at Wooden on the verge of tears. “But I worked really hard on, I did my very best and I even used my most deadly poison.”
Wooden paused. “On second thought you’re right, keep the cake.”
“YAY!!!” and then she went scampering off to wake the unsuspecting victims.
Wooden sat in his rather comfortable chair on the balcony above the main hall, he watched as they began waking, curious to see their reactions. Shuhan1288 was first to wake up, looking around the room his face dropped. “Oh not again!” he exclaimed. He was soon followed by the others, who all had similar reaction, except for vorlianis, who shrugged it off as if it were a daily occurrence.
“Welcome welcome,” spoke Wooden loudly, “it is good to see you all today.”
“And just who are you?” asked Huschel. “And just why did you bring me here.”
“Actually dear Huschel it was a friend of yours with a top hat and a moustache who suggest I put you in my little game.”
“Figures….” Said Huschel.
“Little game?” asked Harvady Alumnus, “in what kind of game do you throw rocks at people.”
Wooden stared at him blankly for a moment before responding. “Answer your own question.” He then turned to look at Waffles and TheManWithNoName. “You two are the newest addition, but seemed to have proven yourself worthy to continue on. I do look forward to seeing how your second game goes.”
“Just where do these guys keep coming from?” asked Gerri, “is there some kind of Evil Mafia Game Host Club? It’s like there is no end to these things.”
“I think it’s more of an online fan club,” said Bogart, “they probably have signups for hosting and everything.”
“Well I’ve hosted before,” said Kitsune Inferno, “and those were always pleasant experiences, right guys?”
Silence filled the room as everyone who participated in Mafia VI gave a cold, bitter stare in Kitsune Inferno’s direction.
“Would you just give us the rundown on how this is going to work already?” asked Mr. Habaneroo.
“Well certainly good sir,” replied Wooden.
“This game will be very simple, no crazy mechanics of team powers or sub powers, no rotating items, mysterious entities or some crazy chaos mode. There is the town, and there are those who are not a part of the town. Every win condition is quite simple, and by every I mean more than 2, which I will get to later. Now, while this game is very simple in nature, I have added a few things to make it more fun, and by fun I mean fun for me and Miss Heart. So with all that in mind here are a few things you should keep in mind.
#1. Within a certain post lies a powerful item known as the Holy Hand Grenade X, whoever posts on this mysterious post will receive it and the ability to use it at any point.
#2. There is a Pacifist role who wins after enough No Lynches, so be very careful not to No Lynch.
#3. There is a Fool role who wins when they are lynched, so be very careful who you lynch.
#4. There are 5 special taboo words, saying any of them at any time of the game will result in instant death. But calm down, I promise that they are not common words such as “and”, “if”, or “to”. Nor are they frequently used game words such as “suspect”, “scum” or “lurker”.
#5. I have a habit of lying about things.
Are all these clear to everyone?”
“Did you seriously put in a fool?” asked kmohyudin.
“Well I sure said that I did, didn’t I?”
“Maybe we should just lynch Wooden,” suggested Mastello, “host lynching has been doable in the past.”
“Oh I wouldn’t suggest that good friend, lynching me will result in everyone dying with the exception of the least active participant.”
Everyone quickly turned to look at Jonfire97, who was leaning against a wall at the back of the hall.
“Hey!” he exclaimed, “I was just busy with stuff.”
“Well wait a minute guys,” said Koh, “it should be obvious who the fool is, it’s in his name after all.”
“MY NAME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ROLES” shouted Foolio.
“Well aren’t we quite defensive.” Responded Koh as Foolio continued to growl at him.
“Oh calm down my guests.” Said Wooden, “every role was handed out randomly…..with the exception of 14 people that I switched around. Now then, I believe all that was needed to be said has been said. So without further ado I believe I shall get the game under way.”
“But wait master!” said Miss Heart, “aren’t we missing someone.”
Wooden looked around. “Indeed we are, where has she run off to, failing to notice to still sleeping body of trappedolphin lying directly beneath the balcony. “Oh no matter, she’ll show up eventually.”
Alive
Shuhan1288
Gerri
vorlianis
Koh
Kitsune Inferno
Bogart
Waffles
Huschel
kmohyudin
Jonfire97
Mr. Habaneroo
Mastello
trappedolphin
Foolio
Harvady Alumnus
TheManWithNoName
Maki707
Dead
None
It is now Day 1, you have 72 hours to perform a lynch. With 17 players alive is takes 9 to lynch.