Naruto and Bleach: Let's put this thread to bed I

[Hiroy]

@Crossword:

Thanks guys. I'll still be the same ol' Crossword, just with a higher quality mop.

It's not the same anymore now. This is the second avatar I seen you in… after.... years.

[Crossword]

It was a spur of the moment thing. I'll probably go back to my old one once the new-color smell wears off.

[Hiroy]

Then I'll screencap for future reference :D

[No Maam]

@Crossword:

Thanks guys. I'll still be the same ol' Crossword, just with a higher quality mop.

Liar ! The power's already gone to your head !

[Pookiez]

@Dervish:

Ha, Maromi–you certainly know how to package an idea! Daaamn. That brought an honest smile to my face. ^^

Hmm. Think this the best that can be done with those restrictions:
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I'm stealing this :ninja:.

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[Kareem Said]

I'm not surprised Crossword has been promoted. He was always pretty goddamn awesome ^_^.

Let's see… Naruto and Bleach. What are the worst moments in both of them? I don't believe anyone has actually asked that question so far. The worst moment in Naruto? And worst in Bleach? God, I can't think of just one. For Bleach the worst moment is probably the whole Deicide trainwreck but there're so, so, so many other terrible moments. We could make a top ten list of worst moments and still have to make some really painful decisions.

As for Naruto, the worst moment is probably the revelation that Itachi was a hero the whole time. Either that or Pain's Mass Resurrection. But there's a good number of other moments that are worth mentioning. Madara's Moon's Eye Plan, 600 Billion Exploding Paper Tags, Sasuke's Revenge-gasm, Naruto hyperventilating, Sakura admitting how useless she is (at least she admits it), the end of the Sasuke/Deidara fight. So, so many. We should really make a top ten list.

[IceBorg]

This arc in Bleach has been the worst for me we can't even laugh at it, but Yammy being beaten offscreen was really bad.

And as for Naruto the recent Gaara stuff is really high in my awful list, next with the whole "we all accept you now Naruto" that happened also offscreen.

[RoxasMP1000]

since the threads have been combined i find it fitting to post this pic….

! a little friend of ours decided to cameo in naruto…recognize that handsome fellow next to shino..?

[Johnny B. Decent]

The whole 0 Espada thing was the epitome of being pointless and trying to drop secret revelation swerves that even Vince Russo would think is dumb.

[Narutossss]

worst moment in naruto for me was when hinata went through all that trouble confessing, getting stabbed etc… just to have sakura jump into naruto arms when he defeated pain and left her in the background, I remember being very pissed off.

[piratemarimo]

Oh yeah, I read the new Bleach chapter. …...........

What. Kubo, you bastard, what the hell did you do to Rukia's hair? :getlost: I think this is a sad indication of how little everyone else will have changed. Missed your chance to introduce some new designs, Kubo. Designs that don't suck I mean. shudders at fullbring How is it possible that just when you think Ichigo can't become any more of a pussy, he does?? How low can he sink? baawwww give me my powers back so that I can beat you up!! bawww I'm so worthless!! and what exactly are Orihime and Chad doing?! What's anyone doing?! maybe everyone's just so used to Ichigo getting "fatally stabbed" that they just don't give a fuck anymore (or are retarded). In that sense, Ichigo is like Momo. As if he wasn't uncool enough already.

[LuffyWinner]

Oh wow, I typed into Google 'Bleach is awful' and most of the images came back here.

[SakugaSaga]

I agree that Rukia's new haircut is bad; as if she isn't tomboyish enough already. Way to go and remove her characteristic hairstyle, Kubo. Her front bang was the only thing that told me that it was Rukia stabbing Ichigo, and not the Kuchiki arm-guards.

Ooooo, crossover pics! looks through collection Sorry! Don't have any that features both seriers in negativity, aside from the one that was shown earlier.

@LuffyWinner
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Kubo will always be a troll.

[loneassassin]

The best part is that a good portion of the images come from here and this thread is the third choice for links. So we are the leaders of the crusade against the awfulness of Bleach (and Naruto when it deserves it)

[Bobjr]

Well a lot of forums will delete negative stuff, even if it's deserved.

[Kitsune Inferno]

@Maromi:

In the next chapter of Naruto both Naruto and Sasuke discover that Ichigo died so they attempt to bring him back but in the process Naruto loses his left leg and Sasuke his entire body. Now they seek to bring back what was lost by joining the magic Guild 'Fairy Tail'. In here they meet the Shinigami Ryuk who tells them they have to defeat the Fire Lord before Sozin's Comet arrives and Fire Lord Bugs Bunny takes control of the Earth Kingdom. They go to defeat him but but before the final blow is struck, Bugs opens a portal in time and flings them into the future, where his evil is law. Now the fools seek to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.

You forgot the part where Naruto collects the seven Chaos Emeralds in order to use his Bankai to beat Edward and Jacob's fusion form.

Or was that next chapter?

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You guys inspired this. Thank you for wasting an hour of my life:

! Narublegh: Watch Where You're Going, Whore!
! Chapter 1: The Death and the Ninjaberry
! [The story opens in ancient Japan, where ninjas once roamed the land. Each country in the land of Japan was home to a village of ninjas. Our story takes place in Konokura Village, in a typical Japanese high school setting. You know, the kind with the mini-skirts and the terrible classroom scenes where everyone stands around the main character like doofuses instead of actually studying so they can pay their damn bills… ahem]
! [Enter, the main character, the love child of Yugi Moto and Cloud Strife]
! NARUGO (narrating): My name is Narugo Kuromaki. I'm a 14-year-old high school that nobody likes because I wear my hair in the shape of a pineapple.
! [Enter, the main girl, Sakuhime Harue, a girl with gigantic tits and a manly jaw]
! NARUGO (still narrating): This is Sakuhime, she's a girl.
! [Enter, the rival, Sasuryu Uchida, a quiet kid with no redeeming qualities whatsoever and black nail polish]
! NARUGO (please stop talking): And this… oh, this is Sasuryu. Everyone just calls him "the Sauce." All the girls think he's sooooooooo cool, what with his nail polish and his perfect hair, and his dark mysterious eyes, and the way he flutters his eyelashes when you flips his hair, the way he holds his pencil so firmly yet elegantly, and the soft, tender… ahem. Yeah, he's not that great.
! [The bell rings, proving that the last five minutes of exposition were a total fucking waste of everybody's time. Narugo gets up to leave, but bumps into Sakuhime, who is blushing like a virgin on her wedding night.]
! NARUGO: Watch where you're going, whore!
! SAKUHIME (thinking): He… spoke to me... what is this pounding sensation in my chest?
! NARUGO: Uh... why are your breasts vibrating?
! SAKUHIME (nervous): Oh, haha! That's my phone... (pulls phone out of her bosom) I uh... gotta go!
! [Sakuhime storms away as Narugo bumps into a second person, this time, the Sauce.]
! THE SAUCE: Watch where you're going, whore!
! NARUGO (thinking): He… spoke to me... what is this pounding sensation in my chest?
! THE SAUCE: Uh... why are your well-defined manpecs vibrating?
! NARUGO (nervous): Oh, haha! That's my phone... (grabs for a phone that's totally not there) I uh... gotta go!
! [Narugo storms away as The Sauce watches and turns away]
! THE SAUCE (thinking): Mmm, he has a sweet ass.
! [Oh yeah, this is a story about ninjas… Yes, these ninjas are in high school. I know, it's revolutionary. Anyway, Narugo and his pals are actually training to be some type of magical ninja being with orange jumpsuits and fashionable hairpieces. Only problem is... they all suck. Except The Sauce. Because The Sauce is winning!]
! [Anyway, the setting is now some tire swing in the schoolyard because they totally had automobiles in Ancient Japan. Anyway, Narugo is swinging on the swing like a little pussy thinking about The Sauce when a MAGICAL GIRL appears.]
! MAGICAL GIRL: Oh my god, you can see me.
! NARUGO: Well, I didn't see you until you had to point out your existance.
! MAGICAL GIRL: My name is Rukinata Kuchiga, I'm a special agent from the future and I've come to stick my sword inside of you and fill you with the seed of destiny.
! NARUGO (suddenly interested): Oh, so you're a transvestite?
! RUKINATA (annoyed): I have a sword. (she draws the sword and stabs Narugo)
! [Cue the transformation sequence of Narugo turning into the most badass mother fucker on the planet.]
! NARUGO: Why am I wearing a kimono?
! RUKINATA: Because it brings out your eyes.
! THE SAUCE (off-screen): Hey, Narugo, who's the transvestite?
! RUKINATA: I'm supposed to be invisible…
! THE SAUCE: Oh... Hey Narugo, who's the invisible mass over there that looks suspiciously like a man?
! NARUGO: Oh, hi, Sauce. This is... I forgot. But she has boobs, so it's irrelevant. And now I have a cool sword.
! RUKINATA: Oh, by the way, the Shinigami transformation turns you into a furry.
! NARUGO: Say what?
! RUKINATA: There's a nine-tailed fox implanted in your lower intestines. Pretty soon, you'll be dressing up in fox costumes in order to channel some bullshit power from your digestive system that makes you glow orange and use mystical explosions and entertain small children.
! NARUGO: Say what?
! RUKINATA: Oh, and you'll be constipated for a week.
! [TO BE CONTINUED]

[No Maam]

@Kitsune:

You forgot the part where Naruto collects the seven Chaos Emeralds in order to use his Bankai to beat Edward and Jacob's fusion form.

Or was that next chapter?

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You guys inspired this. Thank you for wasting an hour of my life:

! Naruleach
! Chapter 1: The Death and the Ninjaberry
! [The story opens in ancient Japan, where ninjas once roamed the land. Each country in the land of Japan was home to a village of ninjas. Our story takes place in Konokura Village, in a typical Japanese high school setting. You know, the kind with the mini-skirts and the terrible classroom scenes where everyone stands around the main character like doofuses instead of actually studying so they can pay their damn bills… ahem]
! [Enter, the main character, the love child of Yugi Moto and Cloud Strife]
! NARUGO (narrating): My name is Narugo Kuromaki. I'm a 14-year-old high school that nobody likes because I wear my hair in the shape of a pineapple.
! [Enter, the main girl, Sakuhime Harue, a girl with gigantic tits and a manly jaw]
! NARUGO (still narrating): This is Sakuhime, she's a girl.
! [Enter, the rival, Sasuryu Uchida, a quiet kid with no redeeming qualities whatsoever and black nail polish]
! NARUGO (please stop talking): And this… oh, this is Sasuryu. Everyone just calls him "the Sauce." All the girls think he's sooooooooo cool, what with his nail polish and his perfect hair, and his dark mysterious eyes, and the way he flutters his eyelashes when you flips his hair, the way he holds his pencil so firmly yet elegantly, and the soft, tender… ahem. Yeah, he's not that great.
! [The bell rings, proving that the last five minutes of exposition were a total fucking waste of everybody's time. Narugo gets up to leave, but bumps into Sakuhime, who is blushing like a virgin on her wedding night.]
! NARUGO: Watch where you're going, whore!
! SAKUHIME (thinking): He… spoke to me... what is this pounding sensation in my chest?
! NARUGO: Uh... why are your breasts vibrating?
! SAKUHIME (nervous): Oh, haha! That's my phone... (pulls phone out of her bosom) I uh... gotta go!
! [Sakuhime storms away as Narugo bumps into a second person, this time, the Sauce.]
! THE SAUCE: Watch where you're going, whore!
! NARUGO (thinking): He… spoke to me... what is this pounding sensation in my chest?
! THE SAUCE: Uh... why are your well-defined manpecs vibrating?
! NARUGO (nervous): Oh, haha! That's my phone... (grabs for a phone that's totally not there) I uh... gotta go!
! [Narugo storms away as The Sauce watches and turns away]
! THE SAUCE (thinking): Mmm, he has a sweet ass.
! [Oh yeah, this is a story about ninjas… Yes, these ninjas are in high school. I know, it's revolutionary. Anyway, Narugo and his pals are actually training to be some type of magical ninja being with orange jumpsuits and fashionable hairpieces. Only problem is... they all suck. Except The Sauce. Because The Sauce is winning!]
! [Anyway, the setting is now some tire swing in the schoolyard because they totally had automobiles in Ancient Japan. Anyway, Narugo is swinging on the swing like a little pussy thinking about The Sauce when a MAGICAL GIRL appears.]
! MAGICAL GIRL: Oh my god, you can see me.
! NARUGO: Well, I didn't see you until you had to point out your existance.
! MAGICAL GIRL: My name is Rukinata Kuchiga, I'm a special agent from the future and I've come to stick my sword inside of you and fill you with the seed of destiny.
! NARUGO (suddenly interested): Oh, so you're a transvestite?
! RUKINATA (annoyed): I have a sword. (she draws the sword and stabs Narugo)
! [Cue the transformation sequence of Narugo turning into the most badass mother fucker on the planet.]
! NARUGO: Why am I wearing a kimono?
! RUKINATA: Because it brings out your eyes.
! THE SAUCE (off-screen): Hey, Narugo, who's the transvestite?
! RUKINATA: I'm supposed to be invisible…
! THE SAUCE: Oh... Hey Narugo, who's the invisible mass over there that looks suspiciously like a man?
! NARUGO: Oh, hi, Sauce. This is... I forgot. But she has boobs, so it's irrelevant. And now I have a cool sword.
! RUKINATA: Oh, by the way, the Shinigami transformation turns you into a furry.
! NARUGO: Say what?
! RUKINATA: There's a nine-tailed fox implanted in your lower intestines. Pretty soon, you'll be dressing up in fox costumes in order to channel some bullshit power from your digestive system that makes you glow orange and use mystical explosions and entertain small children.
! NARUGO: Say what?
! RUKINATA: Oh, and you'll be constipated for a week.
! [TO BE CONTINUED]

Wouldn't "Narupleach" be a better title ? :P

[Kitsune Inferno]

Naruleach just implies that it sucks.

Or would that be Naruleech?

[Silverblade]

I'm fine with any name if it is going to have a "Watch where you're going, whore!" subtitle.

[Kitsune Inferno]

@Silverblade:

I'm fine with any name if it is going to have a "Watch where you're going, whore!" subtitle.

You've got yourself a deal.

[Samwize78]

Or "Two-Mediocre-Mangas-Fused-Together" story?

[Kareem Said]

@Kitsune:

You forgot the part where Naruto collects the seven Chaos Emeralds in order to use his Bankai to beat Edward and Jacob's fusion form.

Or was that next chapter?

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You guys inspired this. Thank you for wasting an hour of my life:

! Narublegh: Watch Where You're Going, Whore!
! Chapter 1: The Death and the Ninjaberry
! [The story opens in ancient Japan, where ninjas once roamed the land. Each country in the land of Japan was home to a village of ninjas. Our story takes place in Konokura Village, in a typical Japanese high school setting. You know, the kind with the mini-skirts and the terrible classroom scenes where everyone stands around the main character like doofuses instead of actually studying so they can pay their damn bills… ahem]
! [Enter, the main character, the love child of Yugi Moto and Cloud Strife]
! NARUGO (narrating): My name is Narugo Kuromaki. I'm a 14-year-old high school that nobody likes because I wear my hair in the shape of a pineapple.
! [Enter, the main girl, Sakuhime Harue, a girl with gigantic tits and a manly jaw]
! NARUGO (still narrating): This is Sakuhime, she's a girl.
! [Enter, the rival, Sasuryu Uchida, a quiet kid with no redeeming qualities whatsoever and black nail polish]
! NARUGO (please stop talking): And this… oh, this is Sasuryu. Everyone just calls him "the Sauce." All the girls think he's sooooooooo cool, what with his nail polish and his perfect hair, and his dark mysterious eyes, and the way he flutters his eyelashes when you flips his hair, the way he holds his pencil so firmly yet elegantly, and the soft, tender… ahem. Yeah, he's not that great.
! [The bell rings, proving that the last five minutes of exposition were a total fucking waste of everybody's time. Narugo gets up to leave, but bumps into Sakuhime, who is blushing like a virgin on her wedding night.]
! NARUGO: Watch where you're going, whore!
! SAKUHIME (thinking): He… spoke to me... what is this pounding sensation in my chest?
! NARUGO: Uh... why are your breasts vibrating?
! SAKUHIME (nervous): Oh, haha! That's my phone... (pulls phone out of her bosom) I uh... gotta go!
! [Sakuhime storms away as Narugo bumps into a second person, this time, the Sauce.]
! THE SAUCE: Watch where you're going, whore!
! NARUGO (thinking): He… spoke to me... what is this pounding sensation in my chest?
! THE SAUCE: Uh... why are your well-defined manpecs vibrating?
! NARUGO (nervous): Oh, haha! That's my phone... (grabs for a phone that's totally not there) I uh... gotta go!
! [Narugo storms away as The Sauce watches and turns away]
! THE SAUCE (thinking): Mmm, he has a sweet ass.
! [Oh yeah, this is a story about ninjas… Yes, these ninjas are in high school. I know, it's revolutionary. Anyway, Narugo and his pals are actually training to be some type of magical ninja being with orange jumpsuits and fashionable hairpieces. Only problem is... they all suck. Except The Sauce. Because The Sauce is winning!]
! [Anyway, the setting is now some tire swing in the schoolyard because they totally had automobiles in Ancient Japan. Anyway, Narugo is swinging on the swing like a little pussy thinking about The Sauce when a MAGICAL GIRL appears.]
! MAGICAL GIRL: Oh my god, you can see me.
! NARUGO: Well, I didn't see you until you had to point out your existance.
! MAGICAL GIRL: My name is Rukinata Kuchiga, I'm a special agent from the future and I've come to stick my sword inside of you and fill you with the seed of destiny.
! NARUGO (suddenly interested): Oh, so you're a transvestite?
! RUKINATA (annoyed): I have a sword. (she draws the sword and stabs Narugo)
! [Cue the transformation sequence of Narugo turning into the most badass mother fucker on the planet.]
! NARUGO: Why am I wearing a kimono?
! RUKINATA: Because it brings out your eyes.
! THE SAUCE (off-screen): Hey, Narugo, who's the transvestite?
! RUKINATA: I'm supposed to be invisible…
! THE SAUCE: Oh... Hey Narugo, who's the invisible mass over there that looks suspiciously like a man?
! NARUGO: Oh, hi, Sauce. This is... I forgot. But she has boobs, so it's irrelevant. And now I have a cool sword.
! RUKINATA: Oh, by the way, the Shinigami transformation turns you into a furry.
! NARUGO: Say what?
! RUKINATA: There's a nine-tailed fox implanted in your lower intestines. Pretty soon, you'll be dressing up in fox costumes in order to channel some bullshit power from your digestive system that makes you glow orange and use mystical explosions and entertain small children.
! NARUGO: Say what?
! RUKINATA: Oh, and you'll be constipated for a week.
! [TO BE CONTINUED]

If you ever feel like making a second installment, please let us know. I found it humorous, and the very idea of getting to bash Bleach and Naruto at the same time is great. I definitely want to see Madaizen Sosuchiha in all of his epic trolling glory later on down the line :).

[Shezar]

Finally saw bleach latest episode,i guess the anime staff isnt going to show other abilities of Yamamoto(kubo himself seems not sure how to use him) ,i laugh at Unohana only using spell's against yama.The power levels were bit weird in the episode.
Yamamoto, filler girl and ichigo gang up on the villain and didn't leave a scratch on him.And of course Ishida,Inoue and Chad are only there to treat the wounded(yamamoto fighting with one arm with Inoue close by is bit weird as well).The episode was ok,the preview was weird.

[piratemarimo]

Kitsune, I have no words… btw, have you considered the title Blearuto? It kind of sounds like vomiting, doesn't it?

[ChesCa]

Kitsune, you've betrayed the Writing section by putting your story here.
I condemn you to being an invisible mass that looks mannish.
(But seriously, that was funny)

[mechysonu]

[Smudger]

This combination reminded me of something….

!

[mechysonu]

Not Made by me

!

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[Berzerk]

@Samwize78:

Or "Two-Mediocre-Mangas-Fused-Together" story?

No. Naruto is mediocre, Bleach is terrible.

[Gliblord]

The worst moment in Naruto for me is the recent Gaara retcon. Just stupid and insulting to the extreme. Also, the fact that a shitload of people died in the recent war and no one seems to care. Everything else pails in comparison to these two things and they're what convinced me there's no question Naruto has, in fact, become an irredeemably shitty series.

As for BLEACH there are countless idiotic moments, but the greatest indictment is the nature of the series itself–at least Naruto has a soul. BLEACH is completely bereft of substance.

[BartArt]

Ahhhh

My night at work has flown by thanks to this thread

You guys are the epitome of deserved manga bashing

[Shezar]

It seems naruto anime will enter filler mode.I was guessing when they were going to put it i was expecting before the actual trip to island but no is during the trip.This week was naruto helping a guy catch a giant Marlin(it was summon that some guy did in the war didnt make much sense) ,Guy open the portals to help him row faster was prety stupid.Next week it seems is another nonsense filler(some guys collecting herbs).I wonder if the anime staff is going to stretch fights during the war.

[Robinchen]

Kubo loves trolling~

!

[Glowstuff]

Meh, now that Ichigo has his soul reaper powers back, I hope this wont be a long drawn out battle.

Unless kubo makes him weaker somehow, and I don't see how that's possible.

It would be possible for him to be weaker if Ichigo got his power ups through actual training, but most of the time his gotten stronger, it's because he gained "Instinct". And most of his training was just so he could gain "Instinct".

It would be hilarious if some random people hanging out in the human world had some fullbring powers and were on the same level as captain level shinigami.

[Robby]

@Shezar:

I wonder if the anime staff is going to stretch fights during the war.

Given that they've all been off camera, or only a couple panels at best, it wouldn't be hard.

Its one of the ways the anime fixes the manga best. They don't correct the overall plot, and their filler ideas are terrible, but they tend to make the combat and side characters better.

[Tokoro Ataru]

@Shezar:

Finally saw bleach latest episode,i guess the anime staff isnt going to show other abilities of Yamamoto(kubo himself seems not sure how to use him) ,i laugh at Unohana only using spell's against yama.The power levels were bit weird in the episode.
Yamamoto, filler girl and ichigo gang up on the villain and didn't leave a scratch on him.And of course Ishida,Inoue and Chad are only there to treat the wounded(yamamoto fighting with one arm with Inoue close by is bit weird as well).The episode was ok,the preview was weird.

Strangely enough the only thing I liked about the episode was the ending, mostly because the clips ended with the whole part where it turns into the "Aizen is the greatest thing ever" show. Thinking back on it all now, it's just hilarious.

[Herodadotus]

So many unanswered questions in Bleach that I'm not sure I want answered.

[C_uggs]

Talking about the last chapter:
What if instead of Rukia, It was Aizen ?

[LuffyWinner]

@Herodadotus:

So many unanswered questions in Bleach that I'm not sure I want answered.

[IceBorg]

@captain:

Talking about the last chapter:
What if instead of Rukia, It was Aizen ?

Lets wait until the next chapter because that might happen.

[piratemarimo]

My god. Best crossover ever, hands down.

!
This fight I want to see. Place your bets. Who would you root for?

[Pix]

Zabuza, easy. Demon, Steve Blum, etc.

[Kitsune Inferno]

@piratemarimo:

My god. Best crossover ever, hands down.

!
This fight I want to see. Place your bets. Who would you root for?

NOOOOOOOOO.

You spoiled the first villain of Narublegh :O

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Anyway, the horror continues...

Chapter 2: And Now For Something Totally The Same

! [Last time, on Narublegh, Narugo became a Shinigami and stuff.]
! [The setting is a classroom, where Narugo is doodling himself and The Sauce in sexual poses.]
! NARUGO (thinking): Oh, Sasuryu~
! INSTRUCTOR IRUKA: Narugo, stop fantasizing about the Sauce and pay attention. Anyway you all pass Ninja school, but first, allow me to introduce our newest student, Rukinata Kuchiga.
! [Rukinata walks in as Narugo looks in horror.]
! NARUGO (thinking): Oh my god, this isn't real! (pause) That bitch looks like a man.
! RUKINATA: Oh, hi, Narugo.
! SAKUHIME (rising from her seat furiously): Back the fuck up, bitch!
! NARUGO: Sit down, Sakuhime, you're embarassing me. (turns to Rukinata) Who are you and why do you know my name?
! RUKINATA: Are you an idiot?
! NARUGO: Only on my mom's side.
! THE SAUCE: I haven't said anything all chapter.
! IRUKA: Narugo, sit down. I'm going to announce the squads. You're all going to paired in three-man squads cause y'all are too stupid to win in one on one battles and we don't want too many of you bastards in the same room hogging all the oxygen. So for the sake of the universe, we're doing this. Let me start by announcing that we put our worst characters into one group so they can all die at once. Narugo Kuromaki, Sakuhime Harue…
! NARUGO: Fuck!
! SAKUHIME: Oh hell yes!
! IRUKA: ... and the Sauce.
! SAKUHIME: Fuck!
! NARUGO: Oh hell yes!
! IRUKA: Shut the fuck up! (looks at paper) Anyway, next group is... Rukinata Kuchiga, Shikatora Sara AKA "Sarah", and... Tensuki Tensawa? Who the fuck!? Does this person even go to this school!?
! TENSUKI: But I'm ri-
! IRUKA: Okay, get the fuck out, class dismissed. Your homework is to read Chapter 23 and answer questions 1 through 396, skip 44 and 237. Now go home.
! [Everybody gets the fuck out… except Narugo... because he has to stay in place for Rukinata to walk up to him.]
! RUKINATA: Are you ready for your Shinigami training.
! NARUGO: Who the hell are you?
! RUKINATA: You don't remember? I impaled you with my sword?
! NARUGO: (ten second pause) Who the hell are you?
! RUKINATA: Just come with me. (drags Narugo away)
! [The setting is now a basketball court, because it's not ancient Japan without hoops.]
! NARUGO: Okay, what is this Shinigami thing and why does it matter?
! RUKINATA: Okay, it's simple. I just do this. (shoves her fingers down Narugo's throat, forcing him to throw up his Shinigami self)
! NARUGO: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
! RUKINATA: Okay moving on, your job as a Shinigami is to go kill giant invisible monsters that can't actually hurt anyone because no one can fucking see them.
! NARUGO: This comic doesn't make any sense.
! RUKINATA: Stop fucking interrupting me! (pause) I was done, you know.
! NARUGO: So what do we call these giant invisible monsters?
! RUKINATA: We call them Hollows in Soul Society.
! NARUGO: What is Soul Society?
! RUKINATA: 23rd-Century America.
! NARUGO: What the fuck is America?
! RUKINATA: Oh right, this is ancient Japan… Anyway, let's go before the Hollows do something of minor consequence.
! [Meanwhile, at the ninja school.]
! IRUKA: Why, hello there, Mr. Hatahara. Here's the file you wanted on your squad. Do you think you can kill them?
! [Enter Kakasuke Hatahara, a badass mother fucker with a cool hat, an eyepatch, wooden clogs, and face mask.]
! KAKASUKE (looks up from his copy of One Piece Volume 25): Are you implying that I can't kill a bunch of squealing children?
! IRUKA: Well… they kind of have plot armor.
! KAKASUKE (scowling): ...And? What the fuck is this, some kind of manga?
! IRUKA: Well... uh... I...
! KAKASUKE (rising to his feet): This is the real world, Iruka. And those are just kids. They'll be dead before sundown.
! IRUKA (grinning in thought as Kakasuke leaves): Excellent... I've always wanted to be an evil mastermind.
! [Back with Narugo and Rukinata, somewhere in Karakura Village.]
! RUKINATA (pointing): There's a Hollow!
! NARUGO (pumped): Finally, some action!
! [They approach the Hollow, who is pushing a child on a swing, the child happy as can be.]
! NARUGO: Fear not, fair babe, for I, Narugo, have come to rescue thee from this harbinger of doom.
! RUKINATA (annoyed): She can't see you, you know.
! CHILD: Swing me higher!
! NARUGO: That fiend! He's going to catapult her across the village! (draws sword) Die!
! [Narugo cuts down the unsuspecting Hollow in a single swipe. The kid starts wailing.]
! RUKINATA: Good work, Narugo. Now this time period is a little bit safer. But it's not ever yet. No, not even close…
! NARUGO: Can somebody shut this kid up?
! THE SAUCE: Oh hi, Narugo. Nice kimono.
! NARUGO: I thought you said no one can see us?
! RUKINATA (taken aback): I see now... Narugo, get away! That guy, The Sauce, he's a Quincy!
! THE SAUCE (confused): How do you know my dog's name?
! RUKINATA: Dammit, he's trying to confuse us! This could get ugly.
! THE SAUCE: I'm confused.
! NARRATOR: An epic clash of ideals! Narugo the Shinigami vs. The Sauce the Quincy! Who will win? Find out on the next Narublegh!
! [TO BE CONTINUED]

[Cyclone_Baroness]

Great story Kitsune lol. And you brought up somethin I hadn't thought of…Wasn't most of the Hollow attacks that were destructive to the town caused by Ichigo's presence? Cause they liked his flavor for reiastu so much? Most of the time Hollows didn't evolve quickly or get out of control. And before Rukia showed up it sounded like the town didn't have a Shinigami looking over it. Then they gripe over the Quincy killing Hollows because Hollows weren't being recycled properly, keeping the balance? But didn't they only show one or two Hollow in the beginning actually being "sent"? Every other hollow was sliced and dissolved...Why do the Shinigami still let Ishida kill Hollows? The towns folk in Soul Society make no sense to me either. It's not heaven, because there's poor people, bandits, and children that are forever separated from parents that may have died before them? This place it terrible! If Ishida died would he retain Quincy powers as a Shinigami? I need to stop thinking about this I know...but it's driving me insane.

[Kitsune Inferno]

@Cyclone_Baroness:

Great story Kitsune lol. And you brought up somethin I hadn't thought of…Wasn't most of the Hollow attacks that were destructive to the town caused by Ichigo's presence? Cause they liked his flavor for reiastu so much? Most of the time Hollows didn't evolve quickly or get out of control. And before Rukia showed up it sounded like the town didn't have a Shinigami looking over it. Then they gripe over the Quincy killing Hollows because Hollows weren't being recycled properly, keeping the balance? But didn't they only show one or two Hollow in the beginning actually being "sent"? Every other hollow was sliced and dissolved...Why do the Shinigami still let Ishida kill Hollows? The towns folk in Soul Society make no sense to me either. It's not heaven, because there's poor people, bandits, and children that are forever separated from parents that may have died before them? This place it terrible! If Ishida died would he retain Quincy powers as a Shinigami? I need to stop thinking about this I know...but it's driving me insane.

I don't know. =x I can't even remember anything about the beginning of Bleach, so I have no fucking idea.

[SSJLuffy]

When do you guys think Bleach and Naruto started to become awful?

[Shezar]

@SSJLuffy:

When do you guys think Bleach and Naruto started to become awful?

Bleach since the end of SS arc(there were good things from time to time after(too few)),now is garbage with cool panels sometimes.
Naruto case since rescue of sasuke arc(some good fights with good endings but later we found they survived did ruin the thing(choji part felt more "cheated" then neji),part 2 just helped dig the hole deeper and deeper for me.
And art in both deteriorate gradually.

I have feeling that the question was asked many times here.

[GypsyCarts]

Speaking of Bleach.

"Herp da derp I am actually a bad guy."

Arrrgh.

[MasterKingJC]

Relevant.

!

[Mr M]

I like that .