The Momonga in me is married and doesn't want another wife wants to vote against Hancock.
Then again, my moustache and my whole appearance resembles Doberman, so why should I care about the Momonga in me?
Would Doberman vote for a dino OR a beautiful lady? He's a man after all, nobody can deny it. When he sees a pretty girl he probably thinks "Gosh, if I wouldn't be on duty right now, I'd buy her flowers and wink to her with my blind eye." but girls are terrified when they see his left eye, so it's probably not a good idea for him to wink with that.
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All in all, I'm having a hard time choosing.
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@Castelmore:
he must be a rather good guy because he left the marines to become a pirate.
I don't think that's why he's a good guy.
Although I can see your point.