A: The future, of course.
Q: Does anyone else think OP ch 445 was utterly useless?
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A) Well, maybe. But there are a few important things there too.
Q) What is the chance of Smoker become the "Picolo" of One Piece?
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Very poor. That position is reserved for Ace. He's going to sit there with a silly halo on his head while Luffy screams and whines for the Dragon Balls.
Are his good intentions foiled when someone tells Luffy the Dragon Balls are made of meat and he eats them all?
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A) No. Ace will simply go Super Akuma no Mi User and ignite the atmosphere, ending all life on the OP planet as we know it.
Q) Where will he go? awaits obvious answer -
A-Pluto of course.
Q-What did Luffy do when he found out it wasn't a planet anymore?
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A) He ate it.
Q) What did the other Straw Hats say about that? -
About what?
About said what?
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A) disregard previous cheapskate answer
Q) Again, I ask: What were the reactions of the Straw Hats to Luffy eating Pluto? -
A: Well, since Luffy never ate Pluto: none
Q: Why is it that Franky's nose is metal, when it serves no purpose. -
A) So he can stick magnets to his face. It's a great party trick.
Q) What would happen if Franky was captured by… Magneto? -
A: Luffy would go to Magneto's secret base, Sogeking would burn his flag and Nami would kill Magneto with a nice little "Rain Tenpo"
Q: And what would Zorro, Sanji, Chopper and Robin do? (feel free to add Brooke here XD)
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A) Get in a big misunderstanding (read: fight) with the X-Men. Zoro would try to cut adamantium, Sanji would drool over Mystique, Chopper would get hit on by Beast, and Robin and Emma Frost would argue over who has the kinkier power.
Q1) Who would win that argument? Also,
Q2) What would happen if Colossus met Mr. 1? -
A1: Well, it's hard to argue when you're being strangled by several hands that suddenly sprouted out of your head.
A2: The answer is at the center of a Tootsie-Pop.
Q: Where art thou, O' Mystical Nami Valley?
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A: The island of Namis…is in your heart
Q: For shigan, would it be better to have a longer finger? -
A: It'll be best to have any elongated body part.
Q: IS CP9 the best group of rapists ever?
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A. No, the Killer Klowns are.
Q. Is Usopp afraid of clowns?
Q2. What would a typical day with Luffy and a Clown involve?
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A1: Ussop would probably be afraid of a pillow if someone put a scary face on it
A2: Probably a whole lot of laughing and nonsense.Q: was it really necessary for Spandam to hit robin so much?
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A: Not really.
Q: And yet why did he do it?
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Because, even though she didn't admit it, she likes it.
When Sanji's not paying attention, does Robin produce extra arms in front of what he's cutting, just to feel the pain… the sweet pain?
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A: Kinky Robin guro yuck splosion.
Q: Who is the most likely to shoe on head?
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A) Chopper. He wouldn't figure what that means and then everything ends in bullcrap.
Q) Who in One Piece is the most likely to host "Alfred Hitchcock Presents"?
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A: Robin, she's the creepiest
Q: When Chopper becomes a Panacea, will he cure Sanji's lung cancer? -
A-Sanji already beat lung cancer. twice
Q-When will CHopper's sleigh make a return?
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A: Next Christmas
Q: Isn't it time for ask a stupid, get a stupid v.2.0? -
Nope, maybe at 10,000.
How many of the 7,957 posts in this thread would be considered Sexual Harassment by Califa?
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A: All of them.
Q: Will the next 2,043 also be considered Sexual Harassment?
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A-Yup
Q-Will this thread really make it to 10,000 posts? If not where will it stop before vol. 2 is made?
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A. It'll stop when the moon aligns with mars, and jupiter is in the seventh house…
Q. Spot the reference?
Q2. What if the Strawhats re-enacted this musical?
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A1) Is it Satyricon?
A2) They will probably messed it up as they had no sense of culture.
Q) Kuro vs. Foxy, the fastest man of the world vs. the man who can make everything go slow. Who wins?
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A) Doflamingo, because nothing can outrun the fanboy imagination.
{Can you guess which particular fanboy I'm referring to?}
Q) Seriously. Would Kuro dodge the noroma photons, or would Foxy trick Kuro into running over a spikebelt? -
Both!
Is Zoro homosexual?
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A) Duh.
Q) How did CP9 misuse their abilities as high school students? -
A) Kaku destroyed the gym building for launching Ranyaku every time he went to play soccer; Jabura didn't like that the kids labed them as a loser freak and shiganed them; Kumadori's hair always got out of control and strangled the kids that sat near him in the class; and Blueno always ended being beaten by the girls in the female restroom for don't manage his Doa Doa powers carefully.
Q) When Kalifa was in high school, she was one of the popular girls or she was bashed to the losers group?
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A: She spent most of her time in the library reading, until some boys told her that she isn't sexy enough, she tried to dress sexier and ultimately was rejected by the populer girls, so she went goth for a while until she joined cp9.
Q: Does kaku's nose grow longer when he lies?
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A: Just when he's a giraffe, or he's….aroused.
Q: What is really behind Sanji's bangs?
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A: A lazer gun eye.
Q: What if Sanji's eyebrows could control the tide?
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A) He would flood Marine HQ
Q) What were the Marines like in high school (Smoker, Aokiji, Morgan, Nezumi, Hina, etc.)? -
A: Ao Kiji would be a teacher, Smoker would be the cool kid, Hina would be pregnant, and Nezumi would get the shit beaten out of him almost everyday.
Q: What if MHQ was like The Office? -
A) Smoker: Ah, this is our Ensign, Tashigi. [hitting desk] TASHIGI! TASHIGI! TASHIGI! Tashigi Beasley. Uh, Tashigi has been with us, um, for forever. Right, Tashigi?
Tashigi: Well, I don't know… Smoker: If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago! [makes growling noise] Tashigi: What?
Smoker: Uh, any new bounties?
Q) What if Marine HQ was like Boston Legal? -
A: Then they would be a pretty basic court drama that adds nothing new.
Q: Who chose the Vivi picture for Wiki's Vivi page? Because whoever did is my hero. -
A: Some random IP address.
Q: Which character has the highest chance of becoming a great musician who is left in the shadow of the mainstream media, whose only exposure is on the internet?
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A: Some random IP address.
Q: Which character has the highest chance of becoming a great musician who is left in the shadow of the mainstream media, whose only exposure is on the internet?
A. Lucky Roux. His baritone voice is legendary.
Q. What would a day with Sanji and Emeril involve?
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A: Probably some amazing cooking and Emeril revealing his mad martial arts skills.
Q: Would it be televized? -
A) Only if denden mushi can have plasma screens on their asses.
Q) If Nami put on white slakcs and bent over, how much wood would Usopp chuck if Usopp could chuck… ketchup? -
52 Gomu Gomus of wood.
Who will create the 400th page and receive a prize from the mods?
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A: It's a Lion.
Q: Why Hattori makes me laugh so much?
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A: Cuz he's a pigeon with a funny voice.
Q: Why does Gedatsu have such weird habits?
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A: Because when Enel created the world, he gave Gedatsu the brain of a monkey. DON!
Q: Brooke's favorite dish?
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A: insert skull joke! Yohohoho!
Q: What is the skull joke that should have been there? -
A: Chicken of course, he has a boner for them… but he just eats the bones, the lazy bone. Yohohoho!
Q: Next fanservice is....?