The Arlong Park Official General Discussion Thread

[Jazzy Jinx]

And for your information, trapped, I know what durians are.

I kicked them in Super Mario Sunshine.

[Chocula]

Who watches the watchmen?

[trappedolphin]

Chocula, I love you now.

Oh yeah. Are we going to have a poll for the new thread?

On-topic: Uhh… eggnog?

I read the wiki page, it sounds kind of gross to be honest.

[Jazzy Jinx]

Noooo egg…

ON MY FACE!

[Nami]

I think I'll take a few days off from AP. Everything got so confusing.

And you just became too important for me. This isn't healthy.

See you.

[Jazzy Jinx]

@Nami:

I think I'll take a few days off from AP. Everything got so confusing.

And you just became too important for me. This isn't healthy.

See you.

You're not trapped in here with us, we're trapped in here with you.

[Kitsune Inferno]

This season on General Discussion Thread… Twenty housemates moved into the thread, all with one thing in common… they're all a bunch of One Piece fans. Tensions rose early.

Manny: Gypsy... I think I'm in love... with Kenny.

Insider: Dude, Kitsune, I'm a FAR better okama than you can over hope to be!

Kenny: Take it in, Manny. Just take it in. Don't fight it.

The producers even had to step in before things turned south.

Vanessa: Kenny, stop trying to molest Manny...

And a few even got sent home.

Julie Chen: Piratemarimo, you've been evicted from the General Discussion Thread. And others delved into sinister dealings.

Rican: We will now operate as… Baroque Works!

Through it all, we somehow ended up with more than 20 houseguests left at the end.

Tonight... one of them will be blindsided... and sent home! Even though it's the end of the season... we don't care! They'll be in the next season!

Julie Chen: Live from the General forum, I'm Julie Chen, and this is The General Discussion Thread. opening credits

[Chocula]

@trappedolphin:

Chocula, I love you now.

Alrighty

@Eggnog
That's the most disgusting thing I ever drank. And I drank absinth with milk and ketchup once.

@Nami
You can't escape. You're just a puppet. We're all puppets.

[trappedolphin]

This post is deleted!

[Kitsune Inferno]

Eggnog is the drink of Gods! Gods, I tell you.

[Jazzy Jinx]

Kitsune, you're underaged. >=(

[trappedolphin]

@Nami:

I think I'll take a few days off from AP. Everything got so confusing.

And you just became too important for me. This isn't healthy.

See you.

but then Sea won't have anyone to hug! do you know how precious it is to see Sea write hugs Nami? :sad:

@Kitsune:

Julie Chen: Live from the General forum, I'm Julie Chen, and this is The General Discussion Thread.

You're female now?

I knew it. All this is your ploy to overthrow Insider as the sexiest okama on AP.

[Kitsune Inferno]

Eggnog is smashing with bourbon.

Literally.

@trapped: I'm not Julie Chen. Julie Chen is Julie Chen.

[trappedolphin]

@Kitsune:

@trapped: I'm not Julie Chen. Julie Chen is Julie Chen.

But if your grandmother's name is Julie, then cheese will fly everywhere, Kenny-boy will start wearing a pig as a hat, and the Penguins of Madagascar will rule the world.

you can't fight my infallible logic.

[Jazzy Jinx]

@trappedolphin:

But if your grandmother's name is Julie, then cheese will fly everywhere, Kenny-boy will start wearing a pig as a hat, and the Penguins of Madagascar will rule the world.

Are you insinuating that I don't already wear a pig as a hat?

[Kitsune Inferno]

I've had three or four pints of eggnog and I'm smashed now.

Only problem is, it's not alcoholic D: So… uh... this is very awkward right now...

@dolphin: Penguins <3

Is it wrong that I find King Julian funny?

[trappedolphin]

only if Zoro dyes his hair pink and Croc gets a cameo on Madagascar~

edit: eh? how do you get smashed on something non-alcoholic?

[Jazzy Jinx]

The same way I get sober on alcohol.

[Kitsune Inferno]

@trappedolphin:

only if Zoro dyes his hair pink and Croc gets a cameo on Madagascar~

edit: eh? how do you get smashed on something non-alcoholic?

That's actually… what i don't get...

[Sea]

@Nami:

I think I'll take a few days off from AP. Everything got so confusing.

And you just became too important for me. This isn't healthy.

See you.

You are also important to me.

I still don't understand why poems weren't allowed.

[Kitsune Inferno]

Because they were bad poems and Kenny should feel bad…

[Jazzy Jinx]

@Kitsune:

Because they were bad poems and Kenny should feel bad…

No, you're stupid!

[Mr M]

i agree with what dolphin will say

[trappedolphin]

@metteminne:

i agree with what dolphin will say

AWESOME.

I say that Kenny-boy and Kitty are secretly in love with each other. Kenny-boy's passion is especially intense and uncontrollable, and he's been releasing some of his tension by pretending to engage in a fierce and emotional battle with Habaneroo over the heart of a gentle, fragile Manny.

[Kitsune Inferno]

No, you.

[trappedolphin]

@Kitsune:

@dolphin: Penguins <3

Is it wrong that I find King Julian funny?

Yes, very wrong. Go sit in a corner and repent. And take care of BFF's mushrooms over there while you're at it.

[Jazzy Jinx]

@trappedolphin:

AWESOME.

I say that Kenny-boy and Kitty are secretly in love with each other. Kenny-boy's passion is especially intense and uncontrollable, and he's been releasing some of his tension by pretending to engage in a fierce and emotional battle with Habaneroo over the heart of a gentle, fragile Manny.

First of all, I don't pretend to be anything.

Second of all, I don't compete with Habaneroo, I destroy Manny's innocence with Habaneroo.

[Kitsune Inferno]

I pretend to be a Latin supermodel named Jorge.

The J and G are pronounced with an H sound.

[trappedolphin]

@Uncle:

First of all, I don't pretend to be anything.

Second of all, I don't compete with Habaneroo, I destroy Manny's innocence with Habaneroo.

The only competing we do, is seeing who can destroy Manny HARDER.

Someone's touchy~ Did I hit a sensitive spot there?

[Jazzy Jinx]

@trappedolphin:

Someone's touchy~ Did I hit a sensitive spot there?

Well what did you expect? You're trying to destroy my man's heart.

That's MY job.

[trappedolphin]

… I smell an orgy coming on.

@Uncle:

No homo.

Isn't it a little too late for that?

[Kitsune Inferno]

What do orgies smell like?

[Jazzy Jinx]

You're NOT invited, trapped.

[Sea]

TABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trappedolphin]

@Uncle:

You're NOT invited, trapped.

Thank goodness. LOL what on earth?!

[Kitsune Inferno]

Sea what have you did?

[MDL]

i had a dream last night. a string of weird dreams.

first i dreamt that i bumped into a stray cat on the street and it started screeching and flailing itself at me, trying to attack my leg.
I was jogging away from it and gently kicking it away, but it kept coming back to try and attack me lol
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then i dreamt that i was sitting on the couch at home and all of a sudden my brother comes back, and a fucking wolf comes padding through.
i froze up while it came up and sniffed my ear, before going upstairs.
I said "what the fuck are you bringing a wolf home for? and where did you even find something like that?!"

Next thing i know, a second wolf darts in, takes a snap in the air and growls viciously at the both of us,
before its nose twitches and it goes upstairs to join the more gentle wolf.

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In the third dream i was drinking a can of cherry coke that tasted awful, and i shared it with my friends and they all agreed.
we got on our bikes and had a short ride, but then i woke up. The most normal of the dreams.

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For the final dream i was with my mother and we were building a brick wall in the middle of a store parking lot at midnight, for reasons i can't remember. yeah.

[Mr M]

i have a feeling sea wants to say something

[ChesCa]

@Kitsune:

What do orgies smell like?

Like your room (oh snap).

[Jazzy Jinx]

@Sea: What's that, boy? Timmy's stuck in a well?

[trappedolphin]

there's a hidden message inside Sea's post!

DECIPHER IT, MINIONS.

[Sea]

PERIOD JOKE!

[Kitsune Inferno]

Yohohohoho…ho...ho?

[Chicken]

@Sea:

PERIOD JOKE!

My gimmick senses are tingling.

[Kitsune Inferno]

Sea-Unit, you are stretching mah poor browser.

[triforcebih]

Sea, obviously, got a soldering iron up his ass. XD

[Sea]

BOOBIE JOKE!

[Kitsune Inferno]

And Sea was never heard from again…

[Mr M]

sandwich joke comming up!

[trappedolphin]

-smacks mette-

so, uh… about that orgy...