What a romantic you are.
The end is nigh.
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What a romantic you are.
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After a bit of thought, I think I have a solution.
First thing, grand theft auto of some nice 18 wheeler. Then shop for 600 billions litres of paint - of all colours. Gather a crew of friends for support.
And with all the preparations done, start a "Take A Look Down Here, You Bastard" Tour. Basically, go over all the big open places, like stadiums, fileds, parkings, squares and cover them with drawings that can be seen from the sky or orbit. What to draw? It could be copies of some famous works of Bosch or Vasnetsov, quotes by Saint-Exupéry or Nietzcshe. Perhaps, some smiling Moria faces or giant turds.
A bit of ambitious work for a weeks time, but it sure would be fun.
W_9TePQHc2U .
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Have fun for 7 days.
What else can you do?
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Rape, pillage, confess my love and chill with friends. Or nothing, I'd be in pretty big denial.
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Have fun for 7 days.
What else can you do?
Join my cult. Benefit: Your sperm and DNA will be preserved. Then used to recreate mankind in a far future.
How we extract your sperm can be fun. -
@Sea:
Join my cult. Benefit: Your sperm and DNA will be preserved. Then used to recreate mankind.
… now I see why u have so many girls in your castle...
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Sea's cult:
Ok all the good looking people come to my side for the orgy, and the rest of you go to the corner.A week spent in meetings arranged by a cult doesn't sound like a lot of fun to me, I'd rather spend my week on a sandy beach with some chick who's name I don't know and language I don't speak; we'd have our own form of communication =)
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@Sea:
Join my cult. Benefit: Your sperm and DNA will be preserved. Then used to recreate mankind in a far future.
How we extract your sperm can be fun.But the hose is painful.
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We should change the title to - "Sea's mass AP orgy pact"
p.s. Bring chips & dips.
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Why isn't someone saying that they would force Oda to tell us the end of One Piece?
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Watch Reruns of Glee.
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Try to safe the world. :)
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Oh, a pure soul !
We got ourselve a hero. I'll join you… maybe.We have to destroy Sea's cult.
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I'm sure Sea is the very source of this evil threat.
He wallows in the chaos prevailing on the World and uses these poor souls' weakness to extend his influence.Heroes, let's gather ! We shall unite and defeat him for the sake of humanity !
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@Badass:
Why isn't someone saying that they would force Oda to tell us the end of One Piece?
we can't do that! then what would be the point of going on this adventure?
looks like two factions are springing up. unfortunately, Sea has a lot of princesses in his castle. still, Eli has a cape-ish thing, so i'll have to go with her.
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I'll be watching the cults, rapists, and potheads destroy the earth from my moonbase.
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I would probably have been the one to initiate the apocalypse, so I would naturally be in cahoots with Sea and be able to escape in my space zeppelin.
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Well… I'd find the nearest supermarket and jack as much food as possible, filling up a Luffy-sized bag and then hijacking the nearest airplane. I'd then proceed to fly out to Africa and hang out around any random poor village I find first (poor bastards probably don't even know the world is ending). Cook up all the food and provide a feast for my brothers because even though they're all going to die anyway, they can at least do it on a full fucking stomach.
Then I'd light up a blunt real calm like, take a really good puff and exclaim, "Ain't it a bitch". Chill back and await the final hour.
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Eli has a cape-ish thing, so i'll have to go with her.
See, you're so made for Perona… :P
Anyway, I follow Hannyabal.
He would obvious need more companions and a helova mystical weapon.Helova Sword :
Weapon forged in the fires of the daystar at the creation of our solar system.
ATK PWR : 999. Strong against evil forces.
Required lvl : 99.Wagomu > don't try to fool us, you are a mid boss !
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@Eli:
See, you're so made for Perona… :P
Sea, where do i sign up?
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@Eli:
See, you're so made for Perona… :P
Anyway, I follow Hannyabal.
He would obvious need more companions and a helova mystical weapon.aww, I want to be a hero, too!
Where can I sign?
Sorry, Sea. -
I'd probably just get murdered.
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weed+alcohol+party+sex
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Yeah well Sea will be laughing from his Underwater lair, and he'll nuke your Moonbase.
pfft. wrong moon. you'd think i'd watch from earth's moon?
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XD Sorry Sea, I'm sticking with Eli.
But in all seriousness, if I was the only person to know the world was ending, I'd take the time to go on one last big adventure around the globe. If, however, the whole world knew and was in a panic, I'd hijack a plane and fly off to a secluded forest in the mountains of Tibet, thousands of miles from civilization, with just the supplies necessary to survive for the week, my entire collection of One Piece manga, and spend my remaining time in peace.
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Propaganda !!
And counter-propaganda :P
edit : damn if I knew I would have added Skyrius !
Gather people with pure hearts ! We'll be victorious !
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laughs her ass off
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Challenge Vladimir Putin to a fist fight and after beating him have sex with his wife.
Edit: Hm… maybe not.
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Challenge Vladimir Putin to a fist fight and after beating him have sex with his wife.
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I'm not afraid of death cuz guess what? everybody will dies, it's natural. I don't want to have a painful death though,I am more afraid of not fulfilling everything I want to in life than dying (as a Warden), plus when I do go I hope it's not a painful, long-drawn out one, I want to go quickly and peacefully in my sleep.
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7 day schedule:
1. See the family
2. Last mashup with my mates
3. ???
4. ???
5. ???
6. Japanese twins (use your imagination)
7. Find a place of beauty and reflectOther shit:
- hook up with some AP members
- skin bedfart and use him as a jacket (like silence of the lambs but more creepy)
- slap my ex fiancé
- Crazy shit/Cult stuff
- Get high with Boris Johnson
- Prank call Bush
Side note: I keeping having to edit this shit. Deciding the final days is impossibly hard so I guess I'll leave it more lolworthy than serious.
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I would say 'Fuck my teeth's health!' Get as many cookies and chocolate as I can, grab a bicycle and start going around searching for true love. If I don't find it by the end of the week, I'll grab a random hottie and have fun with him while the world around me is being destroyed. :>
[hide]Frankly I would try to meet with as many of my friends as I can and have fun with them and my family. :U While eating chocolate and cookies of course. [/hide]
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Sincerly? I've asked to a friend of mine (a girl) to marry me. Yeah, it sound crazy, but I wish to die married. Then I'll probably spent my last week with my family and then I'll go wild for adventure!
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I would say 'Fuck my teeth's health!' Get as many cookies and chocolate as I can, grab a bicycle and start going around searching for true love. If I don't find it by the end of the week, I'll grab a random hottie and have fun with him while the world around me is being destroyed. :>
That actually sounds like a nice plan right there.
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Easy, spend time with my family, marry my girlfriend, and die a romantic. Not that Romeo and Juliet suicide BS. I mean die while having sex and the planet explodes.
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So, it has been days. We have only 7 survivors. Those who don't join, die with the Earth. Now, brothers, get on my spaceship. Gekko's moon is next.
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You may have the drive. Buuuut [hide]assuming you get past the defenses, the zombie defenses, the ghetto blaster (??), hood hulk, the shareholder minibosses, fist of the north star raiders, the ark of the covenant (which you have to open), my cigar ninjas, final fantasy 12, my secretary, and finally the robot version of me… all you'll find is a note.
[hide] Wrong moon [/hide][/hide]
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@Sea:
So, it has been days. We have only 7 survivors. Those who don't join, die with the Earth. Now, brothers, get on my spaceship. Gekko's moon is next.
You guys are so many steps back~ I'm already on Gekko's moon and I am having dinner with Enel later this evening. We also got special seats for the Earth's destruction. It's gonna be spectacular! O:
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@Sea:
So, it has been days. We have only 7 survivors. Those who don't join, die with the Earth. Now, brothers, get on my spaceship. Gekko's moon is next.
PR-m-QDDKPI .
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- skin bedfart and use him as a jacket (like silence of the lambs but more creepy)
I think I object to this.
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All of the folks trying to escape are funny. Trying. All the folks "succeeding" in escaping are in cardboard boxes in their basements "rocketing" off to the moon. Something along those lines.
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All the folks "succeeding" in escaping are in cardboard boxes in their basements "rocketing" off to the moon.
good to know I'll survive, then.
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@RobbyBevard:
I think I object to this.
I thought you weren't bedfart anymore? :ninja: