First one up, though after this, I'll wait until tomorrow for more.
By then, everyone who wants to join will have done so.
(And I might even do the shareholders).
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A wild RBoar appeared
Hero: There. I nuke it, you use the pokeball.
Hana: Pokeball? I thought we were eating it!
Hero: You dunce! That's the only pokemon that can use payday indefinitely!
RBoar used 'Malice in Wonderland'
Hana/Hero:AHHHHHHHHHH!![/hide]
Naruto Thread IV
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Before you do so sir, ask yourself, and answer me: why?
I advise we go and
conquerliberate New Zealand.And Australia, and then move on up. I think I know where your'e going with this.
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No. Then we take over the Micronesian regions. We must avoid places with access to mass media running on 24 hour news cycles.
So no America any time soon.
We should make deal with the Americans for the time being to throw them off.
That way we can divide and conquer, until the time is right. It's the easiest solution. -
By America, I mean the manga section.
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Come, lads. We will do battle shortly.
Squad Leaders Cuddles and Kaze will attack Japan and New Zealand respectively, while our main forces take down Ireland, then England.
In the name of honorable manga, Kubo must fall.
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We should make deal with the Americans for the time being to throw them off.
That way we can divide and conquer, until the time is right. It's the easiest solution.We should not be making any deals, but certainly throwing them off in some manner. The style, the vision of the CIA's incompetence is of a marvelous nature. This must be taken advantage of; it is a fool's task to follow the breadcrumbs laid by another, and I have a pack full of bagels.
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The way you play Risk scares me RBoar.
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We should attack the USA, but not now. Not while they have Obama flanking the east and the Governator barring entry from the west.
Grab your sombreros, boys. Once Japan and New Zealand kneel before us, we make for Mexico!
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K-I: Mexico? Are you insane?
Also, this is last of my drawings (for now anyway)
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A wild Lurker appeared
It's a Shiny Lurker
It retains Whitebeard's original symbol
Bobjr: See? We must rescue this lurker as well, lest it be extinct.
Insider: Bob, your idea of 'rescue' has resulted in my loss of a tangible lower half.
Zyordius: …Did you guys have a drug and sex orgy while I was gone, or did you just all finally snap? [/hide] -
We should attack the USA, but not now. Not while they have Obama flanking the east and the Governator barring entry from the west.
Grab your sombreros, boys. Once Japan and New Zealand kneel before us, we make for Mexico!
Then we can attack the south! All they have is this:
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I think we can take em.
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We should attack the USA, but not now. Not while they have Obama flanking the east and the Governator barring entry from the west.
Grab your sombreros, boys. Once Japan and New Zealand kneel before us, we make for Mexico!
Mexico is too populated for a Central American country, the ones further south of possible interest if we can persuade local drug cartels into more militant actions against the national governments. To the east and north, Cuba is too firm within the grasp of its governing Communist body. There is only one alternative left.
Get those posters copied, someone's taking a trip to Haiti.
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The govenator will be gone soon. And once you invade mexico you could sneak into San diego
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@Cuddles:
6 new members, plus I think Z should get one for not being a lap rider.
I'm very content watching what my whispers have caused.
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The govenator will be gone soon. And once you invade mexico you could sneak into San diego
Conservative and Republican portioned areas are too dangerous, both in terms of hostility and persuasion. If we wish to have any effect on such locales, it must be done through education, advertisement, and entertainment. Direct force is not an option.
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Conservative and Republican portioned areas are too dangerous, both in terms of hostility and persuasion. If we wish to have any effect on such locales, it must be done through education, advertisement, and entertainment. Direct force is not an option.
Us locals can educate the citizens to obey our every whim. Once we do, all we need to do is wait for the governator to leave.
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Entertainment eh? Can anyone sing talk? You also must be willing to dress like a drunk ho. You can influence Hollywood with your autotune and subliminal messaging
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@Mr.:
Us locals can educate the citizens to obey our every whim. Once we do, all we need to do is wait for the governator to leave.
You will need to move your efforts further into eastern California. Despite what you may think, the man is passionate about his position – more than most elected government officials. He will be in no hurry to leave, but you must be quick to see him out.
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We mustn't do that!
The Governator… he will still loom. I have no idea what his next move his but thinking the we can take over once he leaves is foolish.
Californian posters, one of you must run for Governator. Leave the elections to us.
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You guys are crazy, crazy I say, what can a bunch of plebeians do against THE WORLD?
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@Cuddles:
K-I: Mexico? Are you insane?
Also, this is last of my drawings (for now anyway)
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A wild Lurker appeared
It's a Shiny Lurker
It retains Whitebeard's original symbol
Bobjr: See? We must rescue this lurker as well, lest it be extinct.
Insider: Bob, your idea of 'rescue' has resulted in my loss of a tangible lower half.
Zyordius: …Did you guys have a drug and sex orgy while I was gone, or did you just all finally snap? [/hide]Well met sir Cuddles.
I shall march with Lord Sea into the glory of battle. Thy enemies shall only hear my thunderous feet until after they are dead.
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Californian posters, one of you must run for Governator. Leave the elections to us.
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I AM NOT DRAWING CAMPAIGNS!! (Just felt that I had to establish that).
I was never meant for power.:sad:
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You guys are crazy, crazy I say, what can a bunch of plebeians do against THE WORLD?
What nonsensical banter? We ARE the world!
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You guys are crazy, crazy I say, what can a bunch of plebeians do against THE WORLD?
You mean the forum?
What nonsensical banter? We ARE the world!
This.
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If a civil war somehow started between northern and southern California, California would fall. So cal has no water supply and nor cal has nothing besides the water supply
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I say go for Columbia and get a firm place in the drug market.
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Hmmm, I think California needs to fall internally while we make our moves in the west pacific.
In the meantime, England will fall thanks to our strategically placed choke-points. I fear the USA will catch wind of our plans, however. That's why RBoar needs to set up a communications jammer in Nova Scotia.
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Come funky-friend, let's go snitch on these people to the gorousei.
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I'll leave the strategy work to the commanders.
I'm a man of action, give me an order and i shall execute it.
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Is that the act of water-boarding someone while making a motorboat sound?
A boarlike sound.
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Our emergency account in Switzerland is open, boss.
Oh, and Naruto stinks.
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Establishing ourselves within the drug trade would be a double-edged sword. We'd have weapons and access to Central/South American currency, but at the cost of having negligible attention. Alternatively, we could do this, and push for drug legalization within surrounding countries. This would reduce any munitions deals in the long-run, but make it easier to dissuade naysayers within certain political factions and narcotic-consuming communities within the poorer parts of industrialized nations.
To solve our long-term issues with weaponry, we could always set up a puppet account and establish a mercenary company within north Africa and the middle-east. Blackwater will be competing for business, but we can always deal with them in more 'tasteful' ways.
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You guys are crazy, crazy I say, what can a bunch of plebeians do against THE WORLD?
It's not unstoppable…
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I have no idea what is going on here.
But I'm from California.
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Also, Lord Sea, I've managed to schedule a conference with Gekko Moneybaagz of the Gekko Corporation at 3:15 on Wednesday.
Mayhap ye can persuade him to offer charity to our cause?
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I say we build an underground tunnel system so that we can travel without being known. We just need to disguise no jutsu it so we don't get caught.
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Damn you all need jobs.
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I think we need people who work for us, and do the shady buisness.They don't publicly associate with the revolution but are secretly under our control.
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sea how about a mab of the world (forum).
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I will stay at base doing the paperwork.
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That's the spirit!
This man agrees.
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I don't need to work. You don't need to work. Not a body on this earth ever need labor or sweat.
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Also, Lord Sea, I've managed to schedule a conference with Gekko Moneybaagz of the Gekko Corporation at 3:15 on Wednesday.
Mayhap ye can persuade him to offer charity to our cause?
Damn you all need jobs.
KI, we can't trust a capitalist.
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This man agrees.
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I don't need to work. You don't need to work. Not a body on this earth ever need labor or sweat.
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This man agrees.
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I don't need to work. You don't need to work. Not a body on this earth ever need labor or sweat.
O.o…..I think you would like the Marzipan pig
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@Sea:
KI, we can't trust a capitalist.
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(Gekko, let's make some dirty deals)You don't seem to understand the nature of what sort of buisness I and my associates operate.
take a look around you. This thread for instance…
Chaos and greed is what Shareholders thrive on. Operating between the lines, the cracks within the foundation of this forum masonry. There is no winner, only profit.
The deals are already in motion. And I have time to mix up quite a bit of tang for myself.
taaaaaang.shit is delicious I tell you.