Ok , the story .
"Faerytails"
Uncredited
"Once in a while , a toy comes along that is so cherished above all other things that it takes on a life of it's own and becomes sort of alive . This toy brings many hours of unbridled funny fun . Nevertheless , it brings heartfelt sadness when the toy is lost , absent or un-found .
The beast behind this concept is the "keeper of the toys" . This monster invades decent homes , through magical portal holes , to abduct the favourite toys . Know this first , the Lkeepet" is not too bright ! Yes , he has lots of marbles in his brains but doesn't use them . Because the "keeper" is kind of a mental case , on this particular trip he mistakingly takes a real live monkey .The "keeper" takes the monkey to a bizzarely decorated place .
"Boo hoo hoo" , the crying Faery girl is crying , because her monkey friend is missing . Being realy sad , she cries herself to sleep . In her dream she sees monkey's abductor getting all mad and violent because monkey was eating the dude's marbles . Then quite magically , her glow in the dark spirit wakes up to go rescue monkey . Faery girl heroically hurldes herself to pumell the monster who sets the monkey loose . Grabbing the monkey , Faery girls starts to fly away really super fast through the vines of madness .
During "keepers" "catch the monkey mode," homeboy has an Asthma attack . Not only is the "keeper of the toys" as sharp as a marble , but he has bogus lungs as well .
At this point the dude is feeble and pathetic looking while he gasps for help . Not only do Faery firl and monkey feel sorry for the "keeper" , they are lost in this creepy palace . The "keeper" says he'll send them home if they take him to his medicine and oxygen mask .
And after all this craziness , they end up liking each other and swap Portuguese bean soup recipes and plan to go bolwing and on picnics since they are friends now .
The end"
This got PUBLISHED people .