i juass arjfdfn af adf that a naaraajfoj gjertfasd s a fnbaf araf, gea reakky a bcue hgd
APF's End of Year Drunkin Post Spam-o-Zone: Come O All Ye *hic* Faithful.
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robby makes a good point.
Shemale porn is alright with me.
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thats n0oe what i aaf a nfll!!
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Wait, so we can do anything and we won't get in trouble because we would be drunk when it happened?
Nice.
unzips pants
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Oooookay, I'm out.
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Don't get the thread and the series confused. That thread got soul like a gospel choir.
A gospel choir? Who's the priest who secretly abuse the choir children?
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@Thousand:
unzips pants
aren't you sick of your Hancock avatar by now?
@Battle:
Shemale porn is alright with me.
I hear it's the best of both worlds
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@Thousand:
unzips pants
Oh boy~ I am glad that
I stoledad gave me his video camera! :'DShiiiinpaaan~! I'll send you a copy of the tape if you want! O: I bet I am gonna gather some good stuff till the 1st of January.
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lion cgabs paants vome iff, ehne i am levinf.
giiodbye
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@robbybedfart:
lion cgabs paants vome iff, ehne i am levinf.
giiodbye
Too late, I'm already fornicating.
Pretty soon, you're next:D
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Oh and triple post without getting into trouble ftw!!!
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@Thousand:
Too late, I'm already fornicating.
Pretty soon, you're next:D
@Thousand:
Oh and triple post without getting into trouble ftw!!!
bonks head
You double posted you….you....
bonks head
Reggin elbuod!
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Well, TLC…
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I top your…
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Three posts in a row…
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WITH THIS FOURTH ONE!!!i!
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That's cheap. I at least had something new to say in each post. I didn't cheat by breaking up sentences.
Also your sig makes me hot:D
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IrishLuigi living up to his name.
Look at him go, that thick paddy.
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Oi, I'm contributing to this thread.
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I just realized that since there's the excuse of being drunk, we can post any images, any at all and not get in trouble!!!
Well in that case, without further ado, let's have some
COCKS
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TITS
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AND PUSSY!!!:D!
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i would not put my cock near that pussy. that would go badly
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RAAAH!! My little brother! He reads my collection of OP volumes without my permission and he practically turns them inside-out while reading them!!HE is the reason I keep my manga @ school!
Also, here's some spotted dick if you fancy;
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Damn, I need to get drunk. Fast.
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woot lets talk about Naruto?
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I fucked a golden marmoset today. It was glorious…
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OH SHIT THERE'S WHITE PEOPLE IN HERE GOTTA GO! zoom
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Oh my gawd!
Dancin' Pokeymanz and a chickin!
Must git Pokeyballz!
[And now that I've made a complete fool out of myself, I'm off to drink some more]
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@'[[\0_0/:
/]_Spider;1410979']woot lets talk about Naruto?
sasuke is a pretty gay gay
oops
i meant gay guy
uh
great guy
yeah that sounds right
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I felt like being one of you cool cats too
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RAAAH!! My little brother! He reads my collection of OP volumes without my permission and he practically turns them inside-out while reading them!!HE is the reason I keep my manga @ school!
Also, here's some spotted dick if you fancy;
[hide][qimg]http://www.texaschapbookpress.com/magellanslog96/insanities/spotteddickpudding.jpg[/qimg][/hide]My spotted dick is tastier than yours*
[hide][/hide]Hey! I thought Sasuke was a pretty girl! D;
Omg lollipopz!
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Am I doing it right.
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That… is just scary.
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My spotted dick is tastier than yours*
[hide][qimg]http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/Spotted_Dick475.jpg[/qimg][/hide]Hey! I thought Sasuke was a pretty girl! D;
Omg lollipopz!
[qimg]http://th00.deviantart.net/fs44/300W/f/2009/073/3/b/L_with_lollipop_by_anime_lover_clover66.jpg[/qimg]Mine's fresh in a box and yours' tinned.
Ever heard of this shit?
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LOLI-POPS?
Fixed for Shmeckie's viewing pleasure~
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The picture doesn't work. You sicken me. Jump off a bridge into some lava you human garbage!
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Your mother sickens me.
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The son of your mother's lover sickens me.
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Your mother sickens me.
"Yo momma jokes" have commenced!!! Oh no you didn't….!!!
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We crossed line of no return!
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Hello all! It has been a while, but I am back once again to bring you some of my Kishi greatness! hic
I was asked a request earlier, which I'll now take the time to adress.
"hey just wondering if you could give me some reasons why sakura sucks i know you think that (as do i) but right now i'm in an argument with a friend who thinks sakura is an amazing character…. could you give me a list about how sakura sucks?"
That is a very good question dear reader! To be honest, intiially, it was not my intention for Sakura to be a horrible horrible bitch. That was just a result of the natural evolution of writing.
When the series started, I actually had not planned beyond the first chapter, and had no concept of Sasuke or Sakura yet, as I have admitted in many interviews in the past. The series would have been rather short if I had just continued to focus on Naruto, so I created some companions to balance him out and make a proper trinity of id, ego, and superego. The heart, brains and muscle, if you prefer.
So, Sakura and Sasuke were a counterbalance. Naruto was outgoing, unloved, and weak, while Sasuke was introverted, desired, and strong. Sakura, as the middle ground, shared traits of both. Both outgoing and shy in her affections, desirable by the boys like Naruto and Lee, and yet not desired by Sasuke. Lacking in actual physical strength and ability, but making up for it in greater intelligance. All in all, she was the most balanced of the three, with the most room to grow.
In a proper story arc with character growth, all three characters in their natural course, would overcome their shortcomings, and balance themselves out with the others strengths, a perfect trinity.
Sakura started extremely feminine, self absorbed and worried more about her looks, social standing, and landing herself a cute boy than things like battle ability, or personality or depth, and despite her intelligence, was the weakest of the group. These faults were deliberate, as she was to overcome them slowly but surely.
Right off the bat, Sakura was constantly cruel and insulting to Naruto, for no other reason than he showed her open affection, while she endlessly flattered Sasuke, wanting him for herself, despite the fact several others girls showed interest in him, and that he in fact said that he found her to be "annoying". There was some kindness revealed in Sakura's nature when she shared her food with Naruto in early training, but then her lack of faith in him during the chunin exams showed more of her inability to believe in, or like, others.
During the initial arcs, Sakura immediatley found herself useless compared to the sheer power of Naruto's fox demon and Sasuke's training and dedication, and after the Zabuza battle, his sharingan. The two boys in her group began to very quickly outpace her in combat skill, and even then, Sakura began to suffer feelings of uselessness, like she had no worth in the group and could not aid them in anyway.
Sakura overcame a few of her flaws when she cut her hair and showed the determination to defend her teammates, but then still lacked the actual power and ability to do what she set out to do, and only survived with the aid of another strong character, Rock Lee. (Who, like Naruto, expressed affection for her, which she shunned due to her unreturned lusting for Sasuke)
She then proceeded to not win her fight against Ino, and failed to grow as a character from that point onward.
For the duration of the tournaent she continued to underestimate and ridicule Naruto while harping over Sasuke. In the months that followed, her skills did not grow, her personality did not evolve, and she continured to stick to her predetermined opinion of both Naruto and Sasuke. This was a failure on my part, my bad.
Inevitably, Sakura had to confess to Sasuke, but she was brought to the moment of compasion too soon, and when begged Sasuke, in the most weak willing, pathetic and unconvincing manner possible, to love her and stay, or take her with him, her pleas fell on deaf ears. (I would later reuse this particular tact with Sakura and Naruto, years after) She then bound Naruto into a promise he could not fullfill, placing all her desires, guilts, and faults into Nartuo's not quite capable hands, thus denying herself of any potential culpability. Unfortunatley, after writing Sakura into this corner, I could no longer conceive of a way for her to grow past this point.
Luckily, I had already introduced the competant, interesting, entertaining, powerful and well figured character of Tsunade. She was such a great character, I opted to deny Sakura of any personal growth of her own, and just turned her into a carbon copy of Tsunade. With a smaller figure.
Sakura then proceeded to pine for years while accomplishing little. She won a single fight, not on her own, but with the help of an elderly woman, and then went back to doing nothing while Naruto trained. She has remained a useless, because she is after all, just a girl and we all know girls are incapable of doing anything of true import. Her character growth came to a sudden halt as she found herself lying to herself over and over, denying that she still loved Sasuke, and convincing herself that the only path of happiness in her life that remained…
was to kill her love, steal another woman's man, or possibly go commit suicide.
Yeah. I dropped the ball on that whole trimvirate thing... and the "most balanced" thing. And the "personality" thing and the "useful" thing.... And the "likeable" thing as well, but in all fairness, I've somewhat neglected that on most of the characters at this juncture.. My bad. At this point, with all her "to be corrected" personality flaws having evolved into self destructive, yet selfish, greedy and decieving nature, that only likes men that other girls are already interested in, it is easy to see why one might have come to view her as a "Bitch".
But that is not the correct term for her. (Kiba's mother however...) No. Sakura is in fact...
a "worthless slut."
I hope this has been enlightening to you. I'll try to make it more clear within the context of the actual series what I am trying to achieve here, but hopefully this has set the record straight.
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LOLI-POPS?
http://i46.tinypic.com/i4pky1.jpg
Fixed for Shmeckie's viewing pleasure~
Shoulda kept my big mouth shut…
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I hope that lolipop was dipped in venom.
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dipped in women?
would taste terrible
thankfully, i am cleaning my mouth with alcohol
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I was hoping for an actual lollipop, only with an underaged anime girl's head to suck on, instead of the usual sweetness.
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raising my post counts, one post at a time.
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I was hoping for an actual lollipop, only with an underaged anime girl's head to suck on, instead of the usual sweetness.
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I was kinda thinking something gory.
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Lulz.
@Sai-Chan:And I'm just too freaking nice. I can't say no.@CaptainShmeckie:
I'll remember that when you turn 18…:ninja:
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I said when she turns 18, didn't I?!