He was probably huddling in a corner as a child, just muttering "believe it….believe it...."
Tobi's Tank Turns Twenty Tomorrow Discussion!!? VI
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That's faggalicious :)
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He was probably huddling in a corner as a child, just muttering "believe it….believe it...."
Glad you understood where I was going with that.
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Yea, you're right, it all started when the nine-tails was put "inside" him. Molesting him from the inside out…poor kid.
Enduring "tentacle" rape internally as an infant, no wonder he needs something to "believe" in.
and now Naruto has to "believe it" day after day
now that he has an asshole the size of a teacup
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yeah i agree…child rape jokes are hilarious...almost as funny as making fun of dead people and mentally challenged people keep up the good work
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This thread sounds like your cup of tea then.
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/]_Spider;1388210']yeah i agree…child rape jokes are hilarious...almost as funny as making fun of dead people and mentally challenged people keep up the good work
…Are you sure you should be criticizing people about rape jokes HMMMM?
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This thread sounds like your cup of tea then.
yah know, I think i'll be fine with coffee
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Im confused, who is the real robby?
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…I wonder if I have... o3o;
You've done 300 posts in the last 10 days, let alone the last 7 months.
http://www.apforums.net/search.php?searchid=2339167&pp=25&page=12@'[[\0_0/:
/]_Spider;1388210']yeah i agree…child rape jokes are hilarious...almost as funny as making fun of dead people and mentally challenged people keep up the good work
Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things. You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk. Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it. Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that shit all the time. Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." I say, "fuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?" I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say. "Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky. Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind." A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault. They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt." These guys think women ought to go to prison for being cock teasers. Don't seem fair to me. Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is. Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman." And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?" I want to say, "why did you do that?" "Well she was coming on to me. We were dancing and I got horney. Hey, she was asking for it, she had on a tight bathrobe." I'll say, "Jesus Christ, be a little fucking selective next time will you?"
Now, speaking of rape, do you know what I wonder? I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole. These are the kind of things I think about when I'm sitting home alone and the power goes out. I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole. I mean per capita, I know the populations are different. Most people think it's the equator, I think it's the north pole. People think it's the equator because it's hot down there, they don't wear a lot of clothing, guys can see women's tits, they get horney and there's a lot of fucking going on. That's exactly why there's less rape at the equator. Because there's a lot of fucking going on. You can tell there's a lot of fucking at the equator, take a look at the population figures. Billions of people live near the equator. How many Eskimos do we have? Thirty? Thirty five? No one's getting laid at the north pole, it's too fucking cold. Guys say to their wives, "hey tonight honey, huh, tonight, huh?" "Are you crazy? The wind chill factor is three hundred below." These guys are deprived. Their horney. Their pent up. Every now and then…p-pmm...they bust out, they got to rape somebody.
Now, the biggest problem an Eskimo rapist has, trying to get wet leather leggings off a woman who is kicking. Did you ever try to get leather pants off of someone who doesn't want to take them off? You would lose your hard-on in the process. Up at the north pole you dick would shrivel up like a stack of dimes. That's another thing I wonder. I wonder, does a rapist have a hard-on when he leaves the house in the morning, or does he develop it during the day while he's walking around looking for somebody. These are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.
Im confused, who is the real robby?
I am still me, and the other guy, is not me.
I'm trying to take it as a form of good natured ribbing and flatery, but it is getting a little old.
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Heh, we've all done quite a bit thanks to yesterdays race.
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@robbybedfart:
Rape isn't funny you say?
Just imagine Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd going at it.
Hilarious.
but who is raping who?
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@RobbyBevard:
I am definitely real, nice to meet you.
I like this guy.
Speaking of rape, Gekko's avi reminded me of Disclosure. Michael Douglas' character gets sexually harassed by Demi Moore's. It's about the double standard of sexual harassment.
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Oh so now people want to talk about rape, if only there was a thread for that.
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Speaking of rape, Gekko's avi reminded me of Disclosure. Michael Douglas' character gets raped by Demi Moore's.
This is from Wallstreet
but I don't hear michael douglas complaining
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Oh so now people want to talk about rape, if only there was a thread for that.
Who got raped in Naruto is a much more acceptable topic than who got raped in One Piece apparently.
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Who got raped in Naruto is a much more acceptable topic than who got raped in One Piece apparently.
That's because it's canon in Naruto, Sasuke by Karin, Sasuke by Orochimaru (you know it happened) coughthe fans by Kishimoto cough.
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I need a Santa Hat for my avatar. But, should I keep this one? Or go back to Sakuvivi?
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I need a Santa Hat for my avatar. But, should I keep this one? Or go back to Sakuvivi?
I'd say Sakuvivi, then again the forehead would attract attention away from the hat.
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There isn't much picture space above your current avatars head.
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you folks took the entirely wrong message away. Don't discuss rape.
Discuss the badass that is the late, great, George Carlin.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization?
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Rape?? naruto?? OK
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Rape?? naruto?? OK
! http://th01.deviantart.net/fs37/300W/f/2008/267/2/9/Naruto__Tree_Rape_by_tealpirate.jpg
SUCCESS!
NEW RECORD!
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will this thread reach 9999 in 2 weeks?
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@robbybedfart:
you folks took the entirely wrong message away. Don't discuss rape.
Discuss the badass that is the late, great, George Carlin.
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GC was one of the greatest speakers to ever walk the face of the planet.
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Speaking of Rape.
I was recently on a torrent site, and was typing a word, beginning with r into
the search bar. And the first predicted result that came up was Rape.Pretty sick :(
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torrent sites will do that.
but Rob is correct… enough of the rape discussion
I see your George Carlin and raise you a Rodney Dangerfield
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I add one Madeline Kahn to this epic orgy of the Paragons of All Things Awesome!
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torrent sites will do that.
but Rob is correct… enough of the rape discussion
I see your George Carlin and raise you a Rodney Dangerfield
http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rodney-dangerfield.jpg
I see your Dangerfeild and raise you richard pryor
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@robbybedfart:
You've done 300 posts in the last 10 days, let alone the last 7 months.
http://www.apforums.net/search.php?searchid=2339167&pp=25&page=12…Well dang! 030 (I can't view that thing but if you say so...Dang!)
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I see your Dangerfeild and raise you richard pryor
http://marcdeckter.com/blog/2008/05_May/RichardPryorPastlife/ny11512102133.jpeg
Richard Pryor was hilarious. Who else would set themselves on fire then make a standup joke out of it?
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Eddie Murphy back when he was doing stuff like Raw and Delirious.
Les Dawson of the forever.
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I see your Dangerfeild and raise you richard pryor
http://marcdeckter.com/blog/2008/05_May/RichardPryorPastlife/ny11512102133.jpeg
I see your Mini-Afro-In-The-Making & raise you a GIANNNNTT AFROOO
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Eddie Murphy back when he was doing stuff like Raw and Delirious.
Les Dawson of the forever.
yup .
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I see your Mini-Afro & raise you a GIANNNNTT AFROOO
http://www.lyndsaycabildo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/afro1.jpg
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Eddie Murphy back when he was doing stuff like Raw and Delirious.
Les Dawson of the forever.
Gotta show'em what their missing
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Not that anyone could ever beat Richard Pryor, but…
Denis Leary
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Lewis Black
My favorite comic
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The only gamble is that he might be too pimp for the league -
I hope I'm not going off topic…
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Eddie Murphy also had an awesome brother in Charlie Murphy.