Since it's talk like a pirate day, let's translate Steven D. Teach script…
Luffy Crew: What the hell is goin' on?!
Luffy Crew: Why be we in this kind o' place?!
Luffy Crew: I have no clue, argh! T' think we’d be suddenly swept up by this giant wa'e…
Luffy Crew: All o' a sudden the sea le'el froze o'er and the ship got stuck in ice!
Croc: Take a look below…recognize the 'oice?
Jinbei: Pops!
Iva: So the war has already begun!
Luffy: E'eryone, listen, argh! With my idea we’re goin' t' get through this, argh! E'en though we’'e made it this far, we have t' hurry, argh! Thar aren’t e'en three hours left until Ace’s public execution!
Buggy: What?, argh! You want t' slide down this frozen wa'e or somethin'?!
Luffy: Not that, argh! First we have t' get this ship out o' the ice!
Mr. 3: It’s a battleship you scalwag, argh! Thar’s no way we can mo'e it!
Luffy: If we combine our strength we can do it!
Buggy: I…i kinda feel like I can do it now!
Buggy’s bitches: That’s right, argh! We have Captain Buggy, the man who’s taken the hea'ens with us!
Dendenmushi: Contactin' all ships all forces, argh! Our objecti'e is Tottz (uhhhhh) Change formation and proceed with con'entional battle plan number three. Proceed without mistakin' any preparations!
Buggy’s bitches: It’s a na'al military address…
Buggy’s bitches: I don’t mightily understand all the jargon though…
Dendenmushi: In accordance, we be speedin' up Ace’s execution.
Luffy: …?
E'eryone: Hurry up!!!
Luffycrew: Upside down upside down!
Luffycrew: We’re fallin'!!
Marines: What just happened? A battleship just rained down didn’t it?!
Luffycrew: It’s…the sea, argh! We’re sa'ed, argh! We fell int' the sea!
Luffycrew: Why is this the only spot that isn’t ice?
Luffycrew: Me thought we’d hit the ice and die!
Jinbei: Damn de'il fruit users…
Luffycrew: Climb up, climb up…compared t' the water pillage for what li'l booty thar may be in that hell this sea is nothin'!
Ace: Luffy!
Luffy: Ace, argh! We finally met up!
Marine: That’s…no way…Crocodile?!
Marine: Forget that, argh! What the hell is that face?!
Buggy: Gyaaahahahaha, prepare yourself, world!
Iva: As expected o' all the great powers, it’s not half-assed!
Luffy: We came t' sa'e you!!
Sengoku: Garp, argh! It’s your damn family again!
Garp: Luffy!
Vice Admirals: Jinbei, argh! Crocodile, argh! And e'en the re'olutionary Ivanko'!
Pirates: And behind them be pirates from Impel Down that have made names for themsel'es!
Mihawk: Definitely a man worth talkin' about…Strawhat.
Moria: Straaaaawwwwhaaaaat?!
Fullbody: Why is har?!
Jango: Those aren’t his usual crewmates!
Hancock: Luffy…you’re ok!
Coby: Hey…helmeppo take a look!
Helmeppo: Strawhat?!!
Coby: E'en though Me heard he was captured in Impel Down…he’s definitely awesome!
Aokiji: Looks like he’s brought along some big names with him.
Kuma: …
Kizaru: T' think we’d meet again so soooooon.
Marco: So that’s the little brother that Ace was talkin' about.
Doflamin'o: The Shichibukai, past and present, the whole set, argh! And so that’s the rumored big time trouble rookie…Strawhat!
Smoker: Stop lookin' around!
Tashigi: Smoker, sir, o'er thar…uhhh
Smoker: Strawhat…and Crocodile? Why be they together?
Akainu: That’s him…the hero Garp’s grandson and the son o' Dragon…he too must be erased.
Sengoku: Is this your answer, Jinbei?!
Jibei: Yeah that’s right, I quit the Shichibukai!
Garp: At any rate that team is pretty strange…I can’t possibly think o' a common goal they’d ha'e…at least not in this war.
Iva: Huh…whar’s Crocoboy?
Buggy: Ahhh o'er thar, argh! He’s ran off o'er thar!
Pirates: Croc has taken aim at Whitebeard!, argh! Pops!
Croc: It’s been a while…Whitebeard!
Croc: Our pact has already been played out…why do you protect Whitebeard?
Luffy: So this guy is Whitebeard…well then don’t lay a hand on him. Ace likes this old guy.
Marco: Oh he’s pretty good, argh! Ace’s lil bro…
(Flashback: Whitebeard: What kind o' enemy in the East Blue did you gi'e that left arm to?
Shanks: …I bet this on the new age. )
Whitebeard: Kid…that strawhat…looks a lot like the one redhair used t' wear.
Luffy: Old man, you know Shanks? I’m lookin' after this hat for him.
(Flashback: Ace: Look pops, this is my lil bro, argh! )
Whitebeard: Did you come t' sa'e your brother?
Luffy: Yep!
Whitebeard: You realize who the enemy is…right?
Luffy: Shut the hell up, argh! You don’t decide those thin's, argh! Me already know, you want t' become the Pirate Kin', right?, argh! Well, I’m the one who’s goin' t' become the Pirate Kin'!
Whitebeard: …you’re a cocky lil brat aren’t ya…
Whitebeard: If you slow me down Me won’t gi'e you any help, you snotty nosed brat.
Luffy: I’ll do thin's how Me want, argh! I’ll be the one t' sa'e Ace!
Buggy/Iva: He’s…goin' head t' head with Whitebeard!
Kizaru: Sengoku…it’s ok if Me “execute” them all, right?
Sengoku: O' course, argh!