Just saw all the posts before mine. I'm even happier with my vote now.
Aphelandra vs. Moria
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This is an insult that a middle schooler would come up with.
I heard that in kindergarten, but we were a weird bunch that knew too much.
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This is an insult that a middle schooler would come up with.
Oh master of insults, would you be willing to train me in the art of the insults?
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Aw maa~n, why are people getting serious now?
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And that is the comeback an elementary schooler would come up with. :)
I don't think an elementary schooler understands the nature of a middle schooler. The difference between your attempt and mine is that mine was accurate.
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BECAUSE THE HAT JOKES MUST FALL! THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT, WOMAN!
Do not destroy all our hard work!
And Urouge, it ain't workin'. You're just no good at this. Sorry, but have this conselation prize: a big fat bowl of NOTHIN'! HA!
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Aw maa~n, why are people getting serious now?
Do I need to say eet? SRS TOURNY is SRS BSNS!
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English language not yer forte, or did you forget "fuck" means things other than sex.
From dictionary.com, leaving out all the various parts that mean "sex", which is about half of them
fuck [fuhk] Vulgar.
Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.–verb (used without object)
Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with).–interjection
Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.)–noun
Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible.
the fuck, Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.)—Verb phrases fuck around,
Slang. a.to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way.-fuck off, Slang.
a.to shirk one's duty; malinger.
b.go away: used as an exclamation of impatience.
c.to waste time.-fuck up, Slang.
a.to bungle or botch; ruin.
b.to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up.Were THOSE the definitions you were striving for to describe Moria? I can accept annoying, contemptable, bungle, botch, malinger, impatience and waste of time. those are valid descriptions of Moria.
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Aw maa~n, why are people getting serious now?
You're right, I'm letting myself get carried away again. Stupid late night hours.
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Oh man, lots of complaining going on.
Why must boobs always bring forth hate? They are weapons of peace.
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Oi Guys D: Chiiiiilll! Lay back and have fun with your campaigns! Make fun not war! >3<
(lolwut)
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Oh man, lots of complaining going on.
Why must boobs always bring forth hate? They are weapons of peace.
Not in Aphelandra's case they aren't. Those breasts are a serious threat that must be dealt with.
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Oi Guys D: Chiiiiilll! Lay back and have fun with your campaigns! Make fun not war! >3<
(lolwut)
But war is fun
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XD Only when Croc is starting it ;D
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War's all fun and games until whiny princesses start crying about it. I think I hear them now…
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Aw maa~n, why are people getting serious now?
I dunno. Moria's the character with far more screen time and plot status, and so he's gonna win, I'm just rooting for Aphelandra cause its more fun that way.
And also because Shmeckie is a foul mouthed ass, while I'm an insufferable smart alec. We both need to be right and to get in the last word, and we're all up waaay too late.
Calling it quits on this now. I've had my fun. Time for bed. Probably won't be campaigning tomorrow since Moria will inevitably be ahead by 150 votes at that point, we'll see. But it was fun while it lasted.
Night ya'll. Vote for the human character instead of the long necked freaky thing.
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Vote for Moria
Why? Well for one thing he has a kickass gate
He has hundreds of orc guards
He even has a flaming monster to guard himAnd guess what guys? Moria killed Gandalf! That's right, this motherfucking Gandalf
How can a hat compare to a FIFTY FLOOR UNDERGROUND COMPLEX SWARMING WITH ORCS AND DEMONS?
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War's all fun and games until whiny princesses start crying about it. I think I hear them now…
:ninja:
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@robbybevard:
I dunno. Moria's the character with far more screen time and plot status, and so he's gonna win, I'm just rooting for Aphelandra cause its more fun that way.
And also because Shmeckie is a foul mouthed ass, while I'm an insufferable smart alec. We both need to be right and to get in the last word, and we're all up waaay too late.
Calling it quits on this now. I've had my fun. Time for bed. Probably won't be campaigning tomorrow since Moria will inevitably be ahead by 150 votes at that point, we'll see. But it was fun while it lasted.
Night ya'll. Vote for the bad-ass vampire villain instead of the giant bucket of fanservice and fail with a hat on.
Fix'd, you can thank me later
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How can a hat compare to a FIFTY FLOOR UNDERGROUND COMPLEX SWARMING WITH ORCS AND DEMONS?
Okay, thats awesome and clever. If Moria was the obscure minor character underdog in this match, that would get me to vote for him.
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Vote for Moria
Why? Well for one thing he has a kickass gate
http://www.john-howe.com/portfolio/gallery/data/media/21/MoriaGate.jpg
He has hundreds of orc guards
http://www.wargamestore.com/images/T/gw0515-01.jpg
He even has a flaming monster to guard himhttp://gremlindog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/balrog.jpg
And guess what guys? Moria killed Gandalf! That's right, this motherfucking Gandalf
http://graphics2.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/dec03/rings-gandalf.jpg
How can a hat compare to a FIFTY FLOOR UNDERGROUND COMPLEX SWARMING WITH ORCS AND DEMONS?
LMAO, nice . Damn why didn't I think of this?
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Never before have I voted for someone because I couldn't stand the campaigners for the other team.
Go Aphelandra I guess.
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Never before have I voted for someone because I couldn't stand the campaigners for the other team.
Go Aphelandra I guess.
:cwy:
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Double :cwy: .
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I'm not showing any signs of weakness like you guys.,:devil:
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I'm still undecided, so I'm safe.
edit: I wish Sandy made it to this round
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They're both great, but I have to go with Moria here.
He's a fun villain, and he'll be back baby!
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Never before have I voted for someone because I couldn't stand the campaigners for the other team.
Go Aphelandra I guess.
et tu, Palochka? :sad:
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Vote Onion Head! Vote Moria! :D
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@ZeArmyOfHalen:
I'm not showing any signs of weakness like you guys.,:devil:
When campaigning for a god damn Warlord, you must have a will of MUTHAFUGGIN' STEEEEEEEL!!!
:devil:
This ain't some side character, fools, this is a Warlord! These are 6 clumps of pure badass given human(-ish) form (and one eqiuvalent of a booth babe, or that bikini-clad chick that holds up the cards during boxing matches)!
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If you kiss Moria, he'll turn into a handsome prince.
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Never before have I voted for someone because I couldn't stand the campaigners for the other team.
Go Aphelandra I guess.
Lol if the character is anything like the stereotypical good looking/cute woman who hasn't had much screen time, if anyone votes for the character some people are going to say people are only doing it because of fanservice. Hell, I wish it was sweet pea vs. Moria (just as little screentime as Aphe) just so I could see the arguments people bring up for people voting for her (damn sure cant call fanservice), in my eyes its mostly people voting for the underdog, Aphe's cupsize is secondary.
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I'd say Aphelandra if you like to make this match a bit interesting for a while because it surely won't take long until Moria totally stomps her.
ahhh .. so i should vote aphelandra, eh?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ufssovpKS8Q/SUj_RuQFbEI/AAAAAAAAASI/EukqqFRI0mQ/s400/onion+head+34.gif
Vote Onion Head! Vote Moria! :D
ok .. onion head .. onion head ..
kay i decided .. i'm voting moria .. not coz he's cool … just coz chrissie brought up the amazing onion head aaaand .. coz i can't stand boobie campaigns .. -___-''
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When campaigning for a god damn Warlord, you must have a will of MUTHAFUGGIN' STEEEEEEEL!!!
:devil:
This ain't some side character, fools, this is a Warlord! These are 6 clumps of pure badass given human(-ish) form (and one eqiuvalent of a booth babe, or that bikini-clad chick that holds up the cards during boxing matches)!
Honestly, I think there's a very big chance that when we see Hancock fight seriously with her King's Haki she will likely be stronger than Moria and Crocodile, but I guess people will keep bringing up the Mero Mero fruit which she CLEARLY seems to only use on fodder.
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entering new Moria campaign
! had to do fast…
!Nice campaigns for Aphelandra so far, but I'm staying with the lord of shadows.
This nice guy would also vote for him
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I'm still undecided, so I'm safe.
edit: I wish Sandy made it to this round
And then people would be posting stuff like "Snake boobs FTW" "Snake tongue FTW" "Vote for snake boobs" so technically it would almost be the same as what's going on here. I voted Aphelandra because Moria's laugh get's annoying after listening to it 5 times. Plus, he was the cheapest character in Unlimited Cruise.
@ZeArmyOfHalen:
Yeah thread's getting full of people who praise Aphelandra's boobs and have probably never seen a naked chick in real life that's not his mom
Some people who criticize others for praising cartoon boobs haven't seen a naked chick in real life either.
One guy posted that once, said it was a joke, and now it's our campaign motto? You're the one who keeps harping on it.
Wow. Apparently cartoon boobs are taken serious in these games.
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^Gotta say Moria's Jolly Roger is the shit.
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Ftw I Hate Moria
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Great Jolly Roger but I never quite got what it was representing. Bat wings and, eh, fire?
But anyway
OMG VOTE MORIA -
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Hell, I wish it was sweet pea vs. Moria (just as little screentime as Aphe) just so I could see the arguments people bring up for people voting for her (damn sure cant call fanservice), in my eyes its mostly people voting for the underdog, Aphe's cupsize is secondary.
I bet Sweetpea would suffer a much worse defeat though. Or why do you think Aphelandra beat Sandersonia.
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Honestly, I think there's a very big chance that when we see Hancock fight seriously with her King's Haki she will likely be stronger than Moria and Crocodile, but I guess people will keep bringing up the Mero Mero fruit which she CLEARLY seems to only use on fodder.
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Where does Moria keep his scissors?
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Hammerspace. Yes, Moria can bend the fabric of reality just to pocket huge scissors!
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I bet Sweetpea would suffer a much worse defeat though. Or why do you think Aphelandra beat Sandersonia.
True it's a little dumb that Aphelandra beat Sandersonia, but atleast the argument can be made that it's because of Aphelandra's personality being nicer than Sandersonia, but no doubt Sandersonia contributes more to the plot.
@ Schmeckie
We'll see but I bet she's a lot more powerful than you think, her sisters were strong and you can bet she's more powerful than the both of them.
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Seriously has anything abused Hammerspace as badly as those scissors?
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Seriously has anything abused Hammerspace as badly as those scissors?