My intro story
"Zoro had one too many"
Zoro had been spending his time on the tournament grounds enjoying the open bar.
Zoro: "hic I'm going to be the greatest swordsman evvvvarr!"
Sanji in the meantime was carrying Zoro through the grounds
Sanji: " Errrg why do I have to carry this Damn drunken moss head back to his quarters"
Banchi had just exsited the bathroom, it had only taken him a few hours. he yawned and turned his head towards Zoro.
Zoro: "Hey! Thats-that hic Damned Mihawk! hic I'd recognize that smuch expression and hic stupid hat anywhere"
Sanji: "Don't be stupid you shitty swordsman thats not mihawk! he isn't even human its that turtle Banchi!"
But it was already too late Zoro had tied his trusty bandana around his head, indicating his focus, and drawn his three swords. Zoro was now rushing towards Banchi in his drunken swagger.
Banchi looked and blinked. After a long pause he finally reacted
Banchi:" Oh Hey Zoro-kun"