Well, it certainly is "news"
Look at the background.
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I am sorry I just don't see how Parents having sex infront of their kid is againist the law. Sure it's messed up, but them going to jail for it? No I just don't see how that's againist the law.
Also I can't make out the background. What does it say?
_ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday
Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_
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It's the Wii's News Channel. That is BBC news.
Avatar provided by Ferntree on DeviantArt.
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That picture is further proof that EVERYONE loves the Wii.
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I am sorry I just don't see how Parents having sex infront of their kid is againist the law. Sure it's messed up, but them going to jail for it? No I just don't see how that's againist the law.
Also I can't make out the background. What does it say?
There are vague laws about exposing minors to dangerous things like porn and sex.
I can't remember the name of the offense though. Exposing a minor to somekinda material.
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sex is dangerous…...??? even when not participating........0.o
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Sex is good. It's fun, makes children and is good exercise.
I learnt that by myself after going to sex ed.
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Showing porn or having sex in front of a minor (I'm talking about ages below 12) is probably more morally wrong then against the law.
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not nessisarily because morality isn't constant from person to person.
and HOLY FUCKING SHIT…..
http://www.capitolannex.com/IMAGES2/CHISUMMEMO.pdf
Levitating Globe "An electromagnet and computerized sensor hidden in its
display stand cause the Earth to levitate motionlessly in the air."
Could God have engineered something like that for the real Earth? The Bible and all real evidence confirms that this is precisely what He did, and indeed: The Earth is not rotating…nor is it going around the sun.
The universe is not one ten trillionth the size we are told.
Today’s cosmology fulfills an anti-Bible religious plan disguised as "science".
The whole scheme from Copernicanism to Big Bangism is a factless lie.
Those lies have planted the Truth-killing virus of evolutionism
in every aspect of man’s "knowledge" about the Universe, the
Earth, and Himself. Take your time.
Check it all out.
Decide for yourself.thats downright scary (not parody sites)
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Shotguns. Nao.
God, I hate evangelical pillow biters.
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Hm, this is pretty interesting.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070217/ap_on_sc/mexico_frog_in_amber
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Article on what will the new year of the Boar/pig will bring:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/year_of_the_pig;_ylt=AsmxubEGusfBb0Szu.soGm7tiBIF
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No surprise.
looks at the Middle East
I don't believe in Feng Shui.
EDIT:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512
Intelligence is falling.
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thats actually a phony news story…btw
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070218/sc_nm/asteroid_deflector_dc_5
HOLY JEEZ!!!! We actually have ways to deal with asteroids that don't involve Bruce Willis and explosives!? Damn! I had no idea we (humans) developed something that could be a "gravity tractor".
Damn. Go humans.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070218/sc_nm/asteroid_deflector_dc_5
HOLY JEEZ!!!! We actually have ways to deal with asteroids that don't involve Bruce Willis and explosives!? Damn! I had no idea we (humans) developed something that could be a "gravity tractor".
Damn. Go humans.
Wow, that's the second asteroid threat news that I hear for years. The first one happened when I was in the 2nd grade. That gave me shivers for a couple of days.
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Chances are it's the same one. They tend to calculate these things decades upon decades ahead of time. I remember hearing about this one a long time.
Because it's scheduled to hit 2 days before my birthday. ^O^
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APpparently Chocolate is now said to make you a little smarter
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070218/hl_nm/cocoa_brain_dcalso.. 4 Legged Duck?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/four_legged_duck;_ylt=AttiA0AHIV8RdyzBPoYSBJztiBIF -
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http://www.nysun.com/article/48934
I laughed and chuckled like the asshole I am when I read it in the paper. -
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070218/sc_nm/asteroid_deflector_dc_5
HOLY JEEZ!!!! We actually have ways to deal with asteroids that don't involve Bruce Willis and explosives!? Damn! I had no idea we (humans) developed something that could be a "gravity tractor".
Damn. Go humans.
I love how the probability of it hitting is being discredited, but it still has a better chance of hitting than someone has of winning the lottery.
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Sweet. Soon, maybe we'll be able to train in 100x normal gravity.
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http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_21265185.shtml
Anna Nicole Smith really is a clown.
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http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/02/15/japan.cartoon.ap/
this just in Manga is a coverup to get people who like it into positions of power around the world…..........0.o
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I want YOU to read manga.
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Hello Ki-
BAM
JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD
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I…hm
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=acbe0b3b-2d5d-42d5-99e3-043c0f8a6cb4&f=imbot_us_default&fg=rss
Let's see:
Bugs Bunny
Germany
Gigantic fuck-off rabbits
Were Rabbit
NORTH KOREA!!!???
Bugs Bunny
Dumbass reporter can't hold a rabbit
NORTH KOREANS NEED TO EAT RABBITS TO SURVIVE OMFG
NAZI GERMANY!??
3 meals a day
North Korea make a promise about feeding rabbits well
I am now insane
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I saw a parody of Kim Song-Il and Sim City on Mad Magazine.
"Create a giant nuclear arsenal whilst your citizens eat dirt to survive!"
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123 Pnd Hamburger anyone? LOL
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070227/ap_on_fe_st/huge_hamburger_2 -
There's a pretty hefty price tag, too: $379.
THAT'S A STEAL!!! I would kill to sink my….body I guess....into that. Man.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070227/wl_sthasia_afp/afplifestylepakistankiteislam_070227125316
Most years there are around a dozen fatalities and this year was no exception.
Police said celebratory aerial firing claimed several casualties while a seven-year-old child died when his neck was severed by a banned glass-coated nylon kite string.
The boy was driving home on a bicycle when a falling string caught between two lampposts cut his throat, police officer Mohammad Zafar said.
Six people were killed when they fell from rooftops, two others were electrocuted while attempting to collect kites from power lines and another died in a brawl.
Last year the Supreme Court banned all kite-flying in Pakistan but a public outcry – and perhaps the knowledge that military ruler is a big Basant fan -- saw the ban lifted for this year's festival.
OKAY WTF
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Found this little article in the Oklahoma Gazette.
News of the Wierd
Great art
Chilean artist Marco Evaristti, serving dinner to friends at a gallery in Santiago in January, presented a dish of meatballs that he said had been cooked using liposuctioned fat from his own body. “The question of whether or not to eat human flesh is more important than the result,” he said. “You are not a cannibal if you eat art.”
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Chuck ShepherdMore great art
The Atlantic Theater in the Jacksonville, Fla., suburb of Atlantic Beach planned to stage several dramas this winter, including Eve Ensler’s “The Vagina Monologues,” but following an undisclosed number of complaints from parents who said they were uncomfortable seeing that title, management changed its marquee to “The Hoohaa Monologues.” (The change lasted one day, until management realized it was barred by contract from calling the play by another name.) -
oh ms cricket, that first one was just gross.
The second one;, ok, if you don't like the title, why would you want the vagina monolouges be shown at all?
That's like saying, I wanna watch Mickey Mouse, but I don't like cartoons, so you have to reinact the whole show as live action, ok.
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another case of people not liking the gift wrap but not minding the package inside
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Blackbeard's boat found?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070303/ap_on_sc/blackbeard_s_ship<avi drawing="" credit="" to="" pirateneko<br="">My DeviantArt:http://mediafan658.deviantart.com/
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so lets play a game, think of everything that a principal could do to get fired.
now get ready
A 50-year-old principal was found naked in his school office while watching gay pornography on Tuesday, according to sources. Sex toys were found nearby, the sources added.
Police said John Acerra was a longtime teacher and principal in the Bethlehem Area School District, but was also allegedly selling crystal meth out of his school office.
Acerra, of Allentown, was the principal of Nitschmann Middle School in Bethlehem, and was arrested minutes after he arranged to sell the notoriously addictive drug to a police informant, according to investigators.
Police arrived and found meth and drug paraphernalia on his desk, according to court papers.
"Mr. Acerra took the money for the product in his office in Nitschmann Middle School," said Randall Miller, Bethlehem police commissioner. "Officers effected the arrest at that location and did recover some drugs."
Police said there was no proof that Acerra was selling drugs to students, and an informant said he sold to them from his school office on weekends and after school hours sometimes.
The case was still under investigation.he did just about everything but kill someone or steal a whole lot of money
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Blackbeard's boat found?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070303/ap_on_sc/blackbeard_s_shipOh boy, they are gonna have to face the wrath of Blackbeard's ghost. I wish them safety.
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Not surprising really.
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I have a heard time believing thats real since I haven't seen it on tv. Or this might mean people have stopped giving a damn about her.
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Yeah, I'm finding it hard to believe as well.
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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/metro/4601400.html
Most of you have probably heard of this.
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Injury to a child what kind of bullshit is that.
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Hmm, that's injury to a child and yet it's perfectly fine to allow your five-year-old to smoke, so long as it's in your own house and you buy him the cigarettes. Sure, it might be technically illegal, but nobody particularly cares. Cigarettes, that cause lung disease are fine; as opposed to marajuana, where there has never been a recorded death as a direct result of (meaning medically).
Um, that's a crock of shit, sorry.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morse_v._Frederick
this kid has my Upmost respect
and the court date is coming up
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Ex-marine kills a guy who's trying to mug him.
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=40545&in_page_id=2
AWESOME WINNERY
Not saying that the kid deserved it but the thought of an angry spectator flipping out and rushing onto a field filled with little children and going all Bruce Lee on one's ass is hilarious.
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Absolutely ridiculous, but i let you be the judge of that.
AKARP, Sweden, March 9 (UPI) – A Swedish woman has been sued for smoking in her own garden.
Her neighbor in Akarp in southern Sweden, a lawyer, demands 15,000 kroner ($2,000) in damages for her previous smoking plus another 2,000 kroner ($280) every time she lights up in the future, The Local reported. She has received a district court summons to respond to his complaint.
"It makes me sad and angry," the 49-year-old single mom told Aftonbladet. "Should somebody else be able to control my life?"
The woman said she has already made concessions to her neighbor's dislike of cigarette smoke, including picking a spot to light up that is more than 20 feet from his property.
In court filings, the lawyer complains that he is hit with cigarette smoke every time he enters or leaves his house and has been unable to open his windows.Life is nothing more than game that you can only play once.
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WTF thats messed the fuck up.
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Hahaa. Now that is funny.
