@Cyringohn:
Today, I urinated.
I did too! We should totally be pals!
@Cyringohn:
Today, I urinated.
I did too! We should totally be pals!
NO ESCAPE
Today I shat.
It was a glorious shat worthy of the intent scrutiny of the gods.
Zeus sent bolts of lightning to unhinge the lever of which released my bowel contents from their pooled prison, and into the realm of Hades below, where he welcomed my former residents with the utmost courtesy. Then, Poseidon with his trident so fierce, struck the sea with his might and sent a cool, refreshing wave onto my exit, cleansing it of any stragglers. With that, I used the skin of the great tree of Gaiyae to relieve my exit with soft earthern pleasures.
Thus, so, I exited, in triumph.
Today I shat.
It was a glorious shat worthy of the intent scrutiny of the gods.
Zeus sent bolts of lightning to unhinge the lever of which released my bowel contents from their pooled prison, and into the realm of Hades below, where he welcomed my former residents with the utmost courtesy. Then, Poseidon with his trident so fierce, struck the sea with his might and sent a cool, refreshing wave onto my exit, cleansing it of any stragglers. With that, I used the skin of the great tree of Gaiyae to relieve my exit with soft earthern pleasures.Thus, so, I exited, in triumph.
you should make a thread for this stuff
@Natty:
My grandma unexpectedly gave me her car.
So I dont have to drive my moms van to school anymore.
It doesnt have a cassettte player though, so I cant listen to my i-pod. They shouldnt be too much at like bestbuy of something.
Still excited that I got a car to myself.
Well. Prepare to be the car whore to your circle of friends. :D I abuse the mobile friend as much as possible.
Urg, speaking of such, I gotta take my permit test. My friend got his. I wanna have my licsense soon so I can go to a club fresh off my 18th birthday.:w00t:
^ Creepy…
I woke up with a sore throat. My legs and head hurt alot and I nearly died waiting for school to end. I think i'm turning in early tonight.
@SSM:
Well. Prepare to be the car whore to your circle of friends. :D I abuse the mobile friend as much as possible.
It's a good thing I live 40 miles away from all my friends.
And even if I didn't, I wouldn't take them anywhere even if they begged me and fed me.
If they paid the gas and paid for my ticket (if I got one) it would be a different story.
today went pretty good. My morning class got canceled, and then i went to work, and now i just got home from seeing flogging molly. That in and of itself made my day, except for the part where i got kicked in the head by a body surfer. But still, it was a sweet concert.
@Natty:
If they paid the gas
Exactly. That whole "I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH OR SOMETHING" doesn't fly since buying gasoline is about as expensive as launching a fucking space shuttle.
If you want a ride somewhere, you better let me sell both your kidneys or something.
It's extremely slow at work today, absolutely nothing has come in, so I've just been surfing … Though I was cheered up a bit by something. This Tuesday, our editors flew up from some other state - I don't remember which one - and came up to say hi. I got buddy-buddy with one, and she said she was lugging around stuffed animals of her kids, and taking pictures of them in all the places she went. Unfortunately, she didn't bring them up. But! I had a plan.
We had recently received some god-awful plushie ... panthers from our work, and I have mine sitting on my moniter. Thus, she took a picture of me with it. Today, she sent me all the pictures she was taking of her kids' stuffed animals.
I'll be volunteering at my local library once again. I've been volunteering there for a year so far. As a book worm and regular library patron, I feel that I'm giving back by helping them out. :)
Sigh.. I guess that's life O
Friend's home from college (I think for Spring Break), so he came over today.
Downloaded Kirby 64 from Virtual Console.
Lurked.
My english class was hilariously awful.
Some of the people in there are always pretty annoying. But today they were out of control.
It was like everything you've seen about basic level classes in high school on sitcoms, except I was living it.
The "badass" girls(you know, the ones who will purposely do something like talk on their cell phones or laugh while the teacher is reading just so when the teacher says something about it they can pop off like the teacher was in the wrong.) We're getting mad because the sub wouldn't let them go to the bathroom and then just started making jokes and rolling around in rollie chairs.
Some other kids started talking in stereotypical german voices and making Jew jokes(which I found hilarious) and the teacher just stared at the class in a stupor.
I could go on, but I'd be here all night typing up my experience. It was just absolutely fucking ridiculous.
I find the whole thing both amusing and annoying at the same time. I'm just in awe that people actually act up like that for no reason.
Teacher work day today. Just kinda stayed at home, lurked around, and later saw Vantage Point (good movie, btw). A lot of my friends are sick right now, which sucks, but I'll try calling around tomorrow. Other than that, pretty uneventful day.
Have a fever. Everything hurts, thought I was gonna die during school.
I might be getting the flu. When I woke up in the morning, I was kinda falling over myself and a bit wobbly on the walking. Been out of it all day. Can't think straight. My whole body hurts. Man, and I wanted to draw lots tonight. =[ Guess not…
Nothing really happened at school today except I melted at the sight of this one girl's outfit, and felt so plain compared to her. XD
I didn't even really bother trying to do anything. Sitting alone was it's own challenge. My back and waist down were all sore for some reason, plus the headache and congestion.
When i got home my mom started tending and pretty much to just smothered me. Wtih Blankets too.
My day? Infuriating. Very infuriating.
I didn't even really bother trying to do anything. Sitting alone was it's own challenge. My back and waist down were all sore for some reason, plus the headache and congestion.
When i got home my mom started tending and pretty much to just smothered me. Wtih Blankets too.
o_O We may have the same thing. Minus the headache, thats everything that I've been feeling.
Went grocery shopping with my mom, and since it was the first of the month, every gap-toothed idiot in town was shopping as well with their free government money. All the stores I ran to were clusterfucks like you wouldn't believe, and while I was in the drive-thru, I couldn't understand the bitch taking my order. It was like she was talking in some fast, mumbly inhuman language.
The worst part, my brother started his job today at WalMart, at first of the month. Holy hell is that gonna suck hard for him.
@Seal:
I might be getting the flu. When I woke up in the morning, I was kinda falling over myself and a bit wobbly on the walking. Been out of it all day. Can't think straight. My whole body hurts. Man, and I wanted to draw lots tonight. =[ Guess not…[/QUOTE]
If this continues you might want to stay home for a while. My younger brother (who's around your age) has the flu, and it's some wacky new strain that gets around shots and all of that. It's not super dangerous or anything similar, but it's been going around middle schools a lot apparently.
My life has officially reached sitcom levels of absurdity.
Back in high-school my roommate was stalked by a woman who shall henceforth be know as Crazy. Crazy had a crush on roomy, and I mean the kind of crush where you carve the person's name in your arm with a razorblade and create mystical shrines in hopes of ensnaring them through voodoo.
Fast-forward to college days where Crazy goes to the same college solely in hopes of wooing roommate. After a night of heavy drinking at a friend's house, I lose track of where my roommate has gone, but I really don't care because I'm so drunk I'm pissing in the kitchen sink.
Fast-forward again to tomorrow where I wake up, slightly hung-over and walk back to my apartment having been told my roommate left with some girl before the night got too heavy. On my way back to the apartment I check my cell phone that has about five missed messages from my roommate. I don't call back because I figure I'm going to see him anyway so whatever urgent shit he's got going on can wait.
I get back to the apartment just as my roommate is walking out the door. He hands me a piece of paper that looks like a first-grader's attempt at cursive and tells me to give it to the woman he apparently slept with last night and then drives off. So I go inside to clean myself up from last night, and the bathroom light is on. I knock and sure enough, I'm staring right in bright, deluded eyes of Crazy herself.
Using my Holmes-like deductive reasoning skills I can already tell that my roommate fucked Crazy last night, and then coward that he is left a note for her rather than confront her himself. I really don't feel any pity for her because my heart is a blackened lump of coal that only beats because Satan squeezes it from time to time so I just hand her the note and tell its from roomy. Then I go sit on the couch and watch TV, hoping that whatever crap my roommate wrote will get her out of the apartment.
I don't know what my roommate wrote, but I can only assume it insulted her, her family, her pets, and then turned into a dog and bit her because she's wailing so loud the glass is shaking. She comes out bawling and screams "Why won't he love me?" like I actually have an answer to that question.
She's spewing out all kinds of crap about how she loves him, thinks about him all the time and such. To be honest I'm not really following her because everything she says is muffled by loud sobs. I probably could have been more sympathetic, but she's so insane at this point I don't think anything I could say would help. I'm also afraid that if I'm nice to her she'll latch on to me like a leech, so I'm just trying to be indifferent here.
Suddenly she stops, and I look right at her. She's staring at me like she's Samuel L. Jackson and I'm a snake on a plane (i.e. I can't take credit for that simile, can't remember who said it). Once again she starts spewing crap, but it's angry rather than sad and is instead muffled by gnashing teeth and a rabies-like foam coalescing on the sides of her mouth.
The long and the short of it is, she's thinks I'm gay, wrote the note myself, and am trying to isolate my roommate so I can seduce him. She then locks herself in my roommate's bedroom and refuses to come out. I have to take about five minutes to gather my thoughts and form a plan of action, because I'm never been in this kind of situation before. I don't know if this is a common college experience or not, but I can't say I've ever experienced anything like it before.
So I call up my roommate, who absolutely refuses to come back and insists that somehow this situation is my fault. I finally get him back to the apartment after threatening to share every piece of information I know about him and his family with Crazy including his cell, home, and family numbers, his dad's work number, etc. He comes back and goes into his room to talk to Crazy. About an hour later, Crazy comes out, gives me the Vulcan Death Stare again, and storms out.
My roommate comes out laughing hard so I'm curious to what happened.
Me: So what'd you tell her.
Roommate: Bitch just wouldn't take no for an answer. So get this man, I just told her I was gay. And get this, the stupid bitch believed me. How fucking dumb man.
So if in the future you hear from your local news media about a young man who was killed by a crazy woman who claimed I was my roommate's gay lover, you've found my secret identity. Till' then, I'll be sleeping with the windows locked.
My whole life is like that, except even telling all the crazy bitches that I'm gay wouldn't change anything.
don't we have someone on AP who's named crazy. :P
Wait, so Cyringohn's really gay?
I thought that was just an act.
Not only did I have class today, but there's an anime/manga convention being held on my campus. So far it seems to suck loads of ass. Here's the website for it:
http://chibichibicon.wordpress.com/
I've seen two girls dressed as Naruto and one girl dressed as Cooking Mama. The attendance is embarassingly low.
Does anyone else's campus host anime/manga conventions?
Well i was practiculary all day on my PC… afternoon i went to my Parkour training, but there was no training, they canceled it and didin't tell me xD!!
My morning was wonderful
And then my sister and who knows how many of her insufferable snot-nosed 13 year old friends storm into the house and I haven't had a moment's peace.
I love my sister normally, but she gets this weird mob mentality thing when her friends are over and she starts screaming like an idiot.
I finally got to pre-order Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and I bought Drill Dozer, because it was on my "Games To Get" list. sigh One down, 27 to go. Oh, and it's a GREAT game, by the way.
The day turned out better than I thought. I went to a JDRF (Juvenial Diabetes Research Foundation) Walk, and basically went around to see what they had for information, 'cause less than 3 weeks ago I was diagnosed with diabetes. I didn't participate in the actual walk, but it was still pretty cool, none the less.
Then I had to hurry to a Science Olympiad, which is basically a geek competition for high schoolers, and that was a lot more fun that I had though.
I had to miss out on some of the events because of the JDRF Walk, but I arrived in time for forensics, which was a blast. I have to admit, Apollo Justice (and a little bit of Phoenix Wright) skills kicked in, and I was correct for which suspect I deducted to for the murderer. We placed third in that as well, since they score the points on how you did the forensics experiments. I think part of the reason why we got a few points taken away was because we went to the fingerprint station when the instructor hadn't told us to yet.
Then came Herpetology, which is basically reptiles and amphibians (some people thought it was herpes), and we got owned in that subject. We were allowed to bring 1 book for reference, with as much info as we want, but the bad part was the book we had only had the order and family, while most of the questions asked for the genus and species. That killed us.
The award ceremony was great. We just sat near the back 'cause we knew we didn't get first in anything, and I was playing Phoenix Wright and we all took turns yelling "Objection!", which we got a few funny looks from people xD. Then it was our turn to get our (3rd place) medals. My friend Sean is a wrestler, and when we got up there and received the medals he said "Wow, they're bigger than wrestling medals" and the first few rows laughed out loud. The funny thing was he was trying to say it quietly.
And they were really nice medals, considering they're 3rd place ones.
I got sick of this stupid splinter in my thumb, so I grabbed a safety pin and got it out. :3
Went to the store with Mom and got some clothes, which I am wearing right now. Then I drew Camie, and I worked on my Science Fair project. I wish it would just finish itself. XD Now I'm going to go finish my IRP project, so that I have the night to myself and I can draw for the 365 challenges.
@Tommy:
Wait, so Cyringohn's really gay?
YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW. .
I've been in bed all day and sweating up a storm. I'm not really sore anymore. I've just felt really weak.
Oh goody gumdrops. A friend has been revealing my secrets to people I hate. I don't know who they are but I have a pretty good idea.
Maybe you should pick your friends more wisely
My day was ok I guess.
Just Posted on forums and looked at disney menus since i am going to disneyland in april.
Going to Disney land?
I heard it changed a lot since the last time I went.
But who knows, I may go the next week since in Mexico we have this "Saint Week" thing that someone made up to waste an entire week in useless stuff.
It was a good day to be a boxing fan. Let's just say that. Vazquez Marquez 3 was amazing!
That and in the morning I went into the gym and worked on my technique and took the morning off from sparring since I did it yesterday.
I saw Be Kind Rewind the movie and it was great
A pretty decent day.
I woke up late after a nice night of sleeping in, then went downstairs and had some leftover pizza for Lunch, since I woke up at 11. Then I read my book a little, and decided to go outside for a few minuts to play basketball. I was expecting it to be pretty cold to be honest, but when I stepped outside…
IT WAS FIFTY DEGREES! Man, did it feel good. Considering the fact that I had been wanting summer lately really bad, this felt so good. Birds were chirping, the sun was actually SHINING, the slush was all gone, there was a relaxing summer wind blowing through the air. Perfect. I ended up playing basketball for two and a half hours, and then came into to read some more. I checked the calender to see how many days until Spring Break and the end of school too...
I found out three awesome things that really brightened up my day.
1. NO SCHOOL TOMORROW
2. Only nine more days until Spring break
3. Less than fifty days until Summer.
I'm so glad its starting to warm up, and that summer is on the horizon. Also, for the last few days, considering One Piece ended without a cliffhanger, I've been sort of glum, and craving One Piece horrendously. Ah well, the day was really great though.
Oh yeah, and yesterday I got volume 19 of Hunter X Hunter in English, and I read a few chapters of that. A bit disappointed at how some of the names were translated (Morau - Morel, Zitoh - Cheetoh), but the weekened has been amazing, and to my delightful suprise, still one more day.
I got up at 5:46 AM and tried to open my eyes. The "sand" on them was extremely gooey and kept my eyes shut for a good long time. I got it out of them eventually, fearing for the worst since I've had Pink-eye before. I open the door to pitch blackness, and then see my cat in front of my bedroom door, and he meows at me loudly. I got startled and kinda yelped, and he kept yelling at me even while I was in the bathroom to wash my eyes. They feel much better now, but are still not normal.
Still a bit red. I kinda woke Mom up to let her know what was going on, and that I looked pale as a ghost. She told me to get as much more rest as I could, so I turned in again and woke up around 8.
Had some medicine, and then proceeded to color something for a school project. Got on the computer, finished up my Science Fair homework, and have been taking it easy since then. Turned on the iTunes and started playing "Friend of Mine" by Eve 6. I instantly was reminded of my dear friend. Inspiration flew through my veins, and I proceeded to find a good stock image on dA. Perfect find! Exactly what I wanted! And I used it as a pose reference. Picture born, and I'm giving it to her tomorrow if she shows up, since like me, she has a small fever.
I've just got one more bit of work that I absolutely must have by tomorrow, and then I have a piece thats optional to start tonight. I'm glad my stress is going away.
I wish I lived some place where fifty degrees was considered warm.
As soon as I woke up this morning, I had to tie up the dog. I didn't have time to get dressed or brush my teeth. I just put my shoes on and threw on a coat, and put the dog on it's leash. Had somewhat of a large breakfast after the rest of the family was done, but I had to do a huge sink-full of dishes afterwards.
I drew on and off all day, but couldn't get too far on my comic. People kept bursting in unannounced wanting see what I was drawing (don'tcha hate that?), and I couldn't get a lot done. I'll try to draw more tomorrow, when I'll have the entire house to myself.
I tried to clear some space off my laptop, and that included removing some songs from iTunes. It's dangerously low on hard drive space.
Good news, the weathers been warmer than it was lately, which is good, since I was getting tired of cold weather.
You know what happened today.
I started to read this thread. Really read it, and I realized that it's really useless. It's like a giant diary of humdrum bore. Does anyone really care how my day went?
I found out that Mr. All Sunday stalks me.
I found out that raj is incredibly glam.
@AWB:
Oh goody gumdrops. A friend has been revealing my secrets to people I hate. I don't know who they are but I have a pretty good idea.
hey everyone, it was me
i did it
i reveal "secrets"
@Mr.:
You know what happened today.
I started to read this thread. Really read it, and I realized that it's really useless. It's like a giant diary of humdrum bore. Does anyone really care how my day went?
No, just keep typing to a nonexistent audience. I think it would be a little creepy if there was someone out there thats like "gee, I wonder how Mr. All Sunday day was"
Most of the posts in this thread are either boring or really long and I don't want to spend more then a minute reading up on how somebody else's day was.