Granted, you play the game all your life and become homeless, 'cept for your precious, precious game.
I wish I could get into the Kaizoku Ou RPG. :sad:
Granted, you play the game all your life and become homeless, 'cept for your precious, precious game.
I wish I could get into the Kaizoku Ou RPG. :sad:
granted but you suddenly lose you're password
i wish more members would join weekly shonen jump rpg
Granted, but now your Shonen Jump RPG is locked.
I wish Crocodile was real and was my boyfriend
Granted, but he hook stabs you when you reach menopause. Seriously, thats a dangerous relationship…:unsure:
I wish I had my dream girlfriend.
Granted. But you only get her in your dreams.
I wish I Persona 3 would come out already.
Granted but somehow in the transport to America, EA takes over the rights to the game and corrupts it
I wish I lived in Ireland
Granted, but crazed leprechauns attack you and steal your mind as soon as you get there.
I wish I was less cold.
(its really cold in this room)
Granted so you spontaneously combust.
(warming the room)
I wish I had another Snickers Bar.
A: Granted, but it's fun size. HALF-EATTEN funsize:sad:
Q:I wish I didn't cut my finger.
Granted, but now you cut your leg. XD
I wish I had one of those Suu things from One Piece, they are so cute!! ^-^
Granted, you get one but he jumps up to you and bites your face everytime you look at him.
I wish my gums wouldn't hurt so much.
Granted, you now have no gums.
I wish for a productive weekend.
But it's so productive you get stuck doing everybody's work since you're so good at everything.
I wish I hadn't had that creepy dream where Judge Judy tells me I'm gay.
Fine. Instead, you have a dream where you're actually gay. With Blueno.
I wish I'd get my damned replacement video card already; it's been a month now.
You get it, but there's nothing on it but yaoi. HARDCORE YAOI.
I wish American Idol had never existed.
Fine, but a worse show becomes America's Number one hit. OMG IT'S 4KIDS!
I wish I could get to work. I'm procrastinately too damn much.
Granted you get to work on time, but now you procrastinate so little that you try to do everything single thing that you ever wanted to do in your life in "one moment" and explode. (sorry for the bad pun with your user name)
I wish that you would forgive me for if I ever do a bad pun with your user name.
onemoment forgives you, but then forces you to become their love slave, ultimately condemning you to a monotonous, controlled existence.
I wish I had a love slave.
Fine, but it's Hatchi.
I wish he liked Hatchi enough not to be bothered by this.
Granted, but now he doesn't like Arlong. o.o
I wish my Dad would stay asleep so I could stay up almost all night without getting into trouble/getting told to go to bed.
Granted, but you get into the cycle I've been trapped into were you fall asleep during the day and stay up all night by your self. Then school will come along and you will be all tired looking.
I wish the Housten rockets were in the playoffs.
Granted, but they loose the next game.
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow 9_9
Granted, but it's added to your days to the end of the years-like school days.
I wish writing this paper was easier!
Wish granted. The paper is easy because it doesn't exist. You fail, dude.
I wish I had a completely loyal army of Sogeking warriors that could defeat anyone.
Sadly, their masks are 27 inches wide, and the doorway to the room they're waiting in is 24 inches wide.
I want removable Arlong-style jaws.
granted, just that they won't grow back once you yanked them off.
I wish I had a clearer chapter of One Piece 409
But it's so freakin' clear your head a splode from teh awesomeness and the pattern of brain spatter forms spoilers on the wall, causing your roommates to horribly defile your corpse and scatter it to the wind.
I wish I was five-foot-eight instead of six-foot-three.
Wait, you want to be shorter? Fine, then I talk that six-foot three and you get my 5-foot 10 and a half. Yes, 2 1/2 inches off! Mwahaha?
"You get my 5-foot 10 and a half"? I wish that didn't sound wrong out of context.
Granted, it sounds just right, and you are gay forever (or a slut, depending on your gender)
I wish that dancing thing in your sig would go away.
Granted. But then It's replaced with another one.
I wish Kenny would start to die in South Park Episodes again.
Okay, but you're guilty now cos it's DEATH BY BON CLAY x WAPOL YAOI OVERDOSE!
I wish the average fangirl IQ was at least 90.
Okay, you gonna play like that?
Granted. but It's the Basic YAOI fangirl.
I wish my friend would get online and didn't want to talk about any type of sex in anyway shape or form.
Fine. Instead she wants to talk about poop. Lots and lots of poop. And urine, too. AND SHE SENDS YOU PHOTOS.
I wish I had a cheeseburger.
Granted. but it;s a cheese burger covered in poop.
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
Granted. You become a smelly uneducated hobo.
I wish I was in bed with the Olsen Twins.
Fine. You didn't specify the patty be made of BEEF, now, did you?
I wish that there weren't so many Nico Robin fanboys.
Fine. With no Nico Robin fanboys, Oda scraps her character.
BTW, what does beef have to do with the Olsen Twins?
I wish the Olsen Twins were made of beef.
Granted but they sue you.
I wish for a cute little cat.
Granted. It kills you in your sleep.
I wish that gnome would go away!
Granted, but it comes back with friends. and they steal your underwear! sing "Collect all day work all night, that's what we gnomes do!"
I wish My dad wasn't home for another three days
Granted, but he comes back at the worst possible time.
I wish to get through finals okay.
Granted. But then you are hit by a bus leaving the building.
I wish I was dancing in a nightclub right now with my teacher. (WTF??)
Granted but you get suspended for that.
I wish Sogeking/Usopp lived in my house.
Granted, but it turns out he's a bad roommate. He got Tabasco stars in your peanut butter.
I wish I had a good, square pizza.
Granted, but it takes years to deliver it.
I wish I could finish this 600 page book by tomorrow
Granted, but your hands fall off after finishing it.
I wish I was a super martial artist.
Granted. But you getcha ass kicked for daring to challenge the mastah.
I wish there was a squirrel on my shoulder. A non-bitey squirrel.
Granted, but your sister/brother comes in and bites its head off.
I wish I didn't have to wake up at 4:30 AM tomorrow.
Granted! You wake up at 4:29AM instead.
I wish I had something to cook tonight.
Granted. You find you can cook human flesh.
I wish for great weather–spring-like.