Corrupt a wish

AWB

Wish granted, but your paper is more than a year overdue.

Oh I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish. (Whoever can guess where that comes from wins a quick and painless death when I go completely insane)

Robot Chicken

Wish granted, but you are forced to watch someone else torture and kill it, then you must eat it raw

I wish I could go invisible

AWB

You don't just become invisible, you disappear forever.

I wish I were an oscar myer weiner.

onemoment

Granted, but we all saw this coming. You are beaten to death as a defenseless oscar myer weiner.

I wish for a cure to cancer.

Granted but the govt. anime fund goes to 0.

I wish I was Sogeking.

AWB

Wish granted, but you don't receive his snipper skills.

I wish….. I was Pass the Rootbeer!

Satsuki

Granted, but somebody drinks you.

I wish I could figure out how to make a damn Powerpoint presentation.

Windrays

You could have to add full video and music to it too. And make three of them.

I wish that I had good grades in school.

TakinawaTonfa

Granted, but you can't find a decent job anywhere after you graduate.

I wish I had an Automail arm.

Granted but one touch of loose gas will blow you up.

I wish I had a million dollars.

onemoment

Granted, but you arm in eaten by leeches. You have to do hard manual labor to afford this auto-mail arm.

I wish I was in Cancun.

captain sogeking

Granted but cancun is overun by nuns and you can't have fun with a nun

I wish for a pencil

Mister_Anbu

Granted, but it is a no3 pencil, and u need a no2 for the exam.

I wish the every manga chapter that will ever be made in the future gets mailed to me, fully colored and translated.

d.Lughie

it's mailed to you, but everytime it got mailed, there is rain, flood bla bla bla. so when it reaches you.. you cant read it..

i wish one piece was known by everyone in the world

onemoment

It is, but it's known as the 4kids dub.

I wish Funimation got One Piece instead…:sad:

d.Lughie

lol to your answer…:laugh: 4kids dub

continue on

AWB

@Nami-san.:

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but you decide to eat the money instead of spending it.
@D.lughie:

I wish Funimation got One Piece instead…:sad:

Granted, but it's worse than the 4KIDS dub.

I wish I had breasts. Big, firm, squeezable breasts.

onemoment

@Pass:

I wish I had breasts. Big, firm, squeezable breasts.

Granted, but everyone else fights you for this wish. You recieve at least one boob punch everyday.

captain sogeking

I wish for a PS3

Devilfruitgrower

Granted. But It's broken.

I wish I and Oda were immortal so we could enjoy one Piece as long as we live.

Bounty1Berry

Fine… but OP goes downhill after Volume 792: "Luffy at the Pensioners' Home Bingo Game"

I wish I had One Piece. So I could give it to the Gorosei and thumb my nose at that obnoxious elastic boy.

onemoment

Granted, but you make an enemy out of every OP fan.

I wish I remembered to make a wish at my last post. I thought it was a funny one.

Granted.but this thread gets closed so theres no point (man that was bad)

I wish I was in CP9!

onemoment

Granted–you are Nero.

I wish for a decent pair of pants.

TakinawaTonfa

Granted, but theres a gaping hole in the crotch.

I wish that I wasn't such a procrastinator.

Satsuki

Granted, you are now an over-achiever and overwork to the point of having a nervous breakdown.

(I sympathize though, I'm a procrastinator too)

I wish I could erase all the anxiety I'm having about flying alone for the first time in two weeks.

Anime Master

Done but then you get new anxiety.
I wish that Freakazoid comes out to DVD

Hobo-Ou

Granted, but there is only 1 copy made.

I wish I had more milano cookies right now.

ITSALION

But the cookies contain alien parasites and eat you.
I wish I was hotter.

d.Lughie

granted.. you feel hotter.. not look hotter…

i wish for a big brother...

One-eyed Chou

Alright, but he's just a 56 year old pedophile and really LOVES his little brother

I wish that AMV.org would fix it's server problems so I can upload my new vid.

AWB

Granted, but the server goes down for good as soon as you finish uploading your video.

I wish I was going to die and sent straight to hell, and it turned out that the Devil was Jerry Lewis, and his assistant was Walt Disney. And in hell, you just watch Family Matters all day long… while listening to Michael Bolton and reading the novels of Tom Clancy.

Now I dare you to make it worse......

Creeping_Wrath

Ok, but then Michael Moore suddenly dies and his punishment is for him to jerk you off for all eternity while you do as said above.

I wish…today was over.

AWB

Okay, but tomorrow's much worse.

I wish for world peace.

Creeping_Wrath

Ok now everyone loves each other and they repopulate SO much that the world's population goes up by 10 billion in only 2 years and with no wars the population goes up MORE and we all die.

I wish that my balls would stop itching.

ITSALION

So they fall off.

I wish Chapter 498 was already out.

onemoment

Granted, but all the chapters inbetween are burned forever, and some kid drew on this one.

I wish the next Gerusama sub was out (for OP).

Kaleidoskop

/E: Oh come on. He was faster.

498? Fine. But you won't read any of the other 90 chapters.

I want to be as cool as Chuck Norris

ITSALION

Note: whoops, I meant chapter 408 but okay.
But suddenly Chuck Norris decides he wants to be as "cool" as Michael Jackson, and you are forced to follow suit.

I wish Mr. 2 would come to my birthday party and bring all the BW agents (especially Ms. Doublefinger).

onemoment

Granted, but every other remeber of the BW act like total dicks. Mr. 1 is cutting up your cake, Mr. 5 blew…up your mom, Mr. 3 is making people into wax figures, and Ms. Goldenweek..well she just stood there, eating crackers.

Also, I'd like to reinterate that Ms. Doublefinger is the scariest women ever. She can make thorns...OUT OF ANY PART OF HER BODY! shuuders

I wish for relief from this fear of mine.

Local-chan

Granted, but you are stuck in Groundhog day (the movie) and have to repeat this day over and over

I wish for to finish off this chapter in my writings

ITSALION

Fine, but you accidentally used a magic Word Processor that causes your writings to come true and since the main character is based off yourself and he dies at the end, well…

I wish the Straw Hat Pirates went to my school.

Local-chan

Granted, but the school is transported to OP land.

I wish for a new game

onemoment

Granted, it's Othello.

I wish for…WOAH look at the cut-off jugs in 1 2 Jango's sig! Sure wish I could see the rest of it...

ITSALION

@1:

Granted, but the school is transported to OP land.

How is that a bad thing? :laugh:
But the entire picture shown to you reveals that Robin is hiding something else: male genitals.

I wish I had not said that.

Local-chan

You didn't say it, but I read your thoughts and killed you anyways.

I wish for more monopoly money

ITSALION

But the Monopoly money was on a box filled with anthrax.

I wish I had Devil Fruit powers.

Local-chan

Granted, but you have the ant ant fruit, which turns yo into an ant (literally) and you get stood on

I wish my beer was full

ITSALION

It is full, full of bartender urine.

I wish I could get it with my computer teacher.

Local-chan

mmmm Urine, thats good for yer you know.

Anyways, you get it with your comp teacher, however before that she transfers and you get a male comp teacher

I wish I wish I had a fish