sorry, i just had to post this, since it took me THREE ENTIRE YEARS to realize that i could have pressed that button ONCE instead of going COOK TIME > 1 > 0 > 0 > START.
i am officially P-tarded.
but then again, this is great because it brings my level of laziness to a new highpoint.
Congratulations, you've finally become a true lazy bastard.
My Ultimate Lazy Button is the speed dial for my mothers mobile phone. XD
I have to see if my microwave has one of those.
Goes to check
It doesn't. Plus, my microwave is attached to the wall so I'm forever doomed to Put food in, 1 > 0 > 0, start.
Ah well, at least it's a good microwave.
Aw, my microwave doesn't have one of those buttons. how very sad. Like Batdan, I am forever doomed!
My lazy button is "Last Channel" on the TV remote. That's right. I don't even bother to punch in the numbers now.
If my microwave didn't have that button I wouldn't use it.
Originally Posted by Battle Franky
Bad move, bub!
The ultamite lazy button for me….pressing the power button on my comp for 3 seconds, it turns it off faster then <<going to="" the="" start="" menu....pressing="" shut="" down.....and="" pressing="" turn="" off....and="" waiting="" for="" it="" take="" it's="" sweetass="" time="" off="">></going>
Well let that be a lesson to you all. In the future, play around with your buttons.
Recently, I found out that on the remote of my VCR, there is a skip button that rewinds or fast forward to the beginning of a recording. Nice!!!
I've the machine for over two years and find out about this feature by pushing the skip button by accident.:wacko:
My lazy button is "Last Channel" on the TV remote. That's right. I don't even bother to punch in the numbers now.
My lazy button IS the remote. Getting up these days to change the channel? Preposterous (or however it's spelled).
Welcome to my world :D I remember the microwave I had in portugal had add 10 minutes button and add 20 minutes button. Handy, eh?
… But my microwave at home isn't working so I have to use the oven XD which is an insult to my lazyness.
My lazy button is the switch in my room that turns off my computer almost at the speed of light.
And to be even lazier instead of using keys to open and lock my way into and out of my house I just use a remote control garage opener.
And to be even lazier instead of using keys to open and lock my way into and out of my house I just use a remote control garage opener.
Handy XD I think there should be some guide for the lazy… or Lazyness For Dummies. But then again who is so unlazy to write that.
Uh, e1n, you know what makes laziness even more effective ? Those ez-choice buttons right above that one :laugh:
has the same microwave ~
O_o
OMG IT BAKES POTATOES FOR YOU! JEEZUS! AND PIZZAS TOO!
holy crap, carly, you're my saviour.
I maintain that the pizza setting is the greatest button ever put on an electronic device, ever. :laugh:
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Credo quia absurdum non credere. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Hm…mine has a button for rice.
My lazy button IS the remote. Getting up these days to change the channel? Preposterous (or however it's spelled).
Exactly. I have a Lazy Button on a Lazy Button. :P
My lazy button is the voicedial on my phone.
The repeat setting on Windows Media Player is my lazy button.XD For those times when im too lazy to just go into it and restart the song.
The flush on my toilet is my lazy button, I can't be bothered to dig holes in the back garden and bury my waste, I just can't dammit!!
@Bad-Beat:
The flush on my toilet is my lazy button, I can't be bothered to dig holes in the back garden and bury my waste, I just can't dammit!!
hahahaha. Agreed! Of course the autmatic ones are even better
I'm far too lazy to even use buttons.
You just used buttons to type that message! :laugh:
well that would be true if i hadn't dictated it to a friend to write in.
I think that the laziest button ever is the 'clap on, clap off' thing. Seriously, there isn't even a freakin button. xD
boy: Do not try and push the button. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
boy: There is no button.
Eh, I like the add minute button on my microwave. Sometimes, even when the instruction says: "Cook for 3.5 mins", I can always choose to press the "add minute" 3 or 4 times.
Makes you feel bold. It's either 3 mins or 4 mins. No half-assed minutes allowed.
XD
my ultiamate lazy button is the thing u push down to get hot water. I can make hot choclate in seconds
Staples is my lazy button
hhahaha i hate the commercial
Eh, I like the add minute button on my microwave. Sometimes, even when the instruction says: "Cook for 3.5 mins", I can always choose to press the "add minute" 3 or 4 times.
But then you have to keep pressing it!
Ah, forget it… I'll take my instant ramen cold...
boy: Do not try and push the button. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
boy: There is no button.
"There is no Neo."
"There isn't?!" crack "AGGGH!!"
Yup, my mirco has the button.
….My lazy thing....
My TV is in my computer room?
(....I have to say, I am lazy. >_>)
Lazy thing…lazy thing....got to be my new computer.
Now I won't even move from my bed to browse the forums.
Also doubles as my nightlight,radio,alarm clock and calender.
being lazy and stupid is when you spend 10 minutes to run something on your pc using only the keyboard coz' you're too lazy to move your arm and catch the mouse.
and begin extremely lazy (me) is not even using your microwave and prefering eating biscuits coz it's easier.
to be lazy is when.. u decide to use the stairs becoz u're just too lazy to wait for the elevators
no, no, stup. that's not laziness. that's when your lazy consciousness conflicts with your impatient subconsciousness.
my case, though, conscience usually wins, so i just stand there and wait.
Laziness is when you pay homeless people to carry you around when your out shopping or face the task of having to walk up stairs.
I hate stairs, every staircase should have one of those lifts for disabled people.
aa sokka ?? then im not a lazy person i guess 
1. Put a TV card in your computer.
2. Set the software to automatically turn the card on and off for you at desired times, and adjust channels appropriately.
with my microwave you can just press the number of minutes and it'll start.
 
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