Talk about what the characters' answering machines would sound like, and the messages on them.
Usopp: Hey; this is the great Captain Usopp! I can't reach you right now, since I'm with my 800 men.
Talk about what the characters' answering machines would sound like, and the messages on them.
Usopp: Hey; this is the great Captain Usopp! I can't reach you right now, since I'm with my 800 men.
Zoro:
ZzzzzZzzzzzzzz
Luffy:If this is the meat seller,your'e overdue with my supplies of 100 tons of meat.
Sanji:If you are a girl,I will be your man-slave forever.If you are a man,PUT THE !@#!@$! PHONE DOWN NOW!
Zoro: -shaking is heard- how the crap do you use this shit? -shake, crack-
sorry had to be done XD
Nami:nothing is heard until the final few secs Thank you,that call was $10000.It will be charged from your account.Good day!
@Forte:
Nami:nothing is heard until the final few secs Thank you,that call was $10000.It will be charged from your account.Good day!
LOL thats so likely to happen!
Zoro:Hello? Hellllloooo? Heeelllloooooo~!??
Buggy:
"At the sound of the beep, please leave a message"
5 seconds later
"What did you say about my nose?!"
Smoker:
"Thank you for calling Loguetown Marine Base. If you'd like to report a pirate, press 1. Otherwhise, eat s***".
Chopper: (in a cheerful voice) Somebody's trying to call me? Well I don't wan't to talk to you. (tap dancing sounds.) I'll only call you back if I feel like it you big jerk!
Spandam: This is CP9 director Spandam, and I OW!!! HOT!!! $#% COFFEE SPILL PROOF MY ASS!
Chopper: Thank you for calling the medical hotline; for emergencies press 1… waaaaahhh somebody call a doctor!!!!
'' Hi this is the Silver Fox Company ! I'm Foxy, if you'd like too….''
'' SHUT UP STUPID TWO-PIECE HEAD !!! ''
''~~~~~ * Foxy's gentle heart was broken *~~~~~~ ''
Arlong: Yeah; this is Arlong. I'm not at Arlong Park now because I'm probably out collecting tribute taxes. And if this is Nezumi; Stop calling me! You'll get your money soon!
Dr. Kureha: You've reached Dr. Kureha. I'm sorry I can't take your call, but I'm out treating patients and taking half their stuff. And screw you if you want the seceret of my youth!
Sanji: hello, welcome to the shitty restaurant! Can I take your order?
Zoro: It doesn't matter if you want to leave a message or not, you have decided to cross a line that only hard work and total focusing can bring you back from to rise above and th…BEEP
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no LEAVE MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP!
Chopper: Thank you for deciding to call, you bastard! hehe....Pikachu!
Nami:Hello this is Nami you have been entered into a grand prize to owe for a 1 million smackers!!! CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON!!
EDIT : Robin: Hello, this is Robin, I'm sorry I'm not availible to answer the phon eright now but I've kinda got my hands full. Sorry
Usopp: Hi this is the great captain Usopp, if you are calling about the toilet press 1!
Luffy: How the F@*k do you use this?
Zoro: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Nami: Thank you for your call. That will be $1000000000000000 with 500% intrest.
Ussop: This is the great Captain Ussop so I have no time to answer.
Sanji: This is the shitty resturant.
Chopper: I don't have your medical stuff ready!
Robin: I'll lend my hands to you right now.
Wapol: -muffled sounds and crunching can be heard-
Mihawk:…........(Shanks: Come on man, say something!)......Leave a message, you pathetic weakling.
Shanks: Sorry I missed your call, but I'm probably wasted right now. Leave your name and number, and I'll call back, if I don't have a hangover.
Califa: I'm sorry I missed your call.........but I'm sure it is sexual harassment.
Buggy: Leave a flashy message!
Iceburg: I don't wanna take your calls, so don't leave any messages!
Franky: Glug Glug Glug! Looks like me sisters' in trouble. Gotta get me some oils for me coils, fuel for me bull. O yeah and leave's a message! Glug glug glug
(BTW I'm trying to make out that Franky is popeye :glare:)
Crocodile: You wanna leave a message? you can't leave a decent message until you learn to use your phone to it's full potential
Gold Roger: You wanna be king of the messages? Well I'm afraid you can only reach me on my cell phone because I won't be home for while…. you can find my cell, I left it at that place!! begins the golden age of cell phones
Hattori: Why the fudge I gotta say a BEEPing message?! I'm A BEEPing pimpin' pidgeon Mo' fo. I'll get one of me bi'hatches to say a message...
luchi in background: You've had too much to drink Hattori come here!!...
back to Hattori FEAR ME!!!!!
Spandam: This is Spanda. I ain't here right now, I'm doing a wrestling match, that reminds me where's mr. Sock? I'm also going to be checking out some of the local talent down the local bar after wards..
background singers Sexual Harassment...Panda!!
Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyeee, this is dubbed Sanji. I'm too busy jumping the shark to answer ya. Leave your message at the sound of the beep. (Yeah, I know it's dumb. In case you couldn't figure it out, I'm trying to impersonate the Fonze)
ok this isnt really an answer machine but its kinda
Kohza: hi im out helping repairng yuba please leave after the beeb
vivi: KOOOOOZZZHHAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO! CALL ME BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Sanji:NAMI-SWAN!!!!! RAWBIN-CHAWN!!!!!! IS THAT YOU?? KEEP ON TALKING INTILL I ANSWER THE PHONE!!!!!!!:laugh:
Luffy:Shanks?SHANKS?IS THAT YOU??!?!?!SHANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK,He Might Say That.
ok this isnt really an answer machine but its kinda
Kohza: hi im out helping repairng yuba please leave after the beeb
vivi: KOOOOOZZZHHAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOO! CALL ME BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
LMAO XD Fav one so far! thats funny… cus it's true X3
Hatchi's answering machine is more spectacular for his tendency to pick up about 30 seconds after the machine finishes recording the message.
Kuro: "Hello, you've reached Khaladore. (hushed voice)The fat man washes his clothes by the sea (secret agenty sort of code)"
Morgan: "Using my tape is like using me! Shoot yourself in the head!"
Alvida: "Leave a message after I clock you with a mace."
and of course,
"You've reached the Baroque Works central office. If you know the name of the man you wish to reach, please enter it now."
Enel:You have reached "555-8765-I am god" hotline. I am currently busy right now stalking Skipea and being such a almighty god! Please leave a message or I'll give you some judgement.P.S.If this is Straw Hat…......HANG UP NOW!!!!!!!!>=( Miss.Goldenweek:Listen….......where currently busy running away from the Marines and thinking of ditching Miss. Valentines Day.Please leave a message and make it a quiet one so no one hears us.Thank you.Smoker:You've reach Major Smoker of Marine headquarters.I'm busy bringing some justice to some pirate scumbags.Please leave a message.Oh and if your those dorks from World Goverment headquarters, GO EAT SHIT!!!!>=(
Bon Kurei: Stop jooooooooooking around….....and leave a message! Un, Duex, Trois.....beep
Ace : Hi, welcome to Hot Chat !!
ok, that was terible…
Blackbeard:Hello!You've just reached Blackbeard.I'm sorry I missed your call.I'm currently out right now hunting down Mugiwara and his 100 million berry head!!!Please leave a message after this sound!Wapol:Hiya hippo!You just reached Wapol's toy company hot line.I'm kind of busye njoying my awsome celeberty life!Please leave a message after the tone.Thank you!!Hatchi:This is Hatchi of the Takoyaki speaking!Please leave a message after the tone.Thank you! Spandam:This is Director Spanda spea….......AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!MY COFFIE SPILLED ON ME!!!!!!CRAP!!!MY PAPERS!AAAAHHHH!!!Son of a.........Oh I mean please leavea message.I'm busy trying to deffend Eneas Lobby from those Straw Hats and.......wait.....the Barkensvile Judges have fallen?WHAT THE %$#@!?.........Please record your message after the tone....[BEEP]
Jango: "When I say '1, 2, Jango', you'll leave a message. 1, 2, Jango! Hey, buddy! Call me back at (voice in background: "he did it again!")"
Sanji:Im not in right now because i am stalking i mean following Nami all day long. ''Naaaaaaaaammi!!!! Why wont you go out with meeeeeee? And why do you look so angry?''
Luffy: Im too busy going to to answer the phone so leave a message after (luffys laugh)
Damn mine arent as funny as you guys, i need to think of a better one hmmm
Sanji:Im not in right now because i am stalking i mean following Nami all day long. ''Naaaaaaaaammi!!!! Why wont you go out with meeeeeee? And why do you look so angry?''
Luffy: Im too busy going to to answer the phone so leave a message after (luffys laugh)
Damn mine arent as funny as you guys, i need to think of a better one hmmm
Wapol: Greetings, this is Wapol, the king of Drum Island despite what everybody else says. Please leave your address so I can come to your house to eat you…I mean 'to meet you!'
Lucci : Sorry , i'm not here right now , never mind, you got 3 seconds to leave your message ….before dyin ...3, 2 ,1, SHIGAN!!!!
Usopp: You have reached Usopp. No you have NOT reached Kaku, so all you goverment people stop calling me.
Kakiu: You have reached Kaku. No you have NOT reached usopp, so all you pirates stop calling me.
Tom: leave a message WITH A DON!
Shanks: If you want to be a pirate please press 1 now….
HAHA you pressed 1, a real pirate would never press 1!!
Kohza: Hi this is Kohza...WHAT?! you wanna leave a message!!! REBELLION GATHER THE MEN WE MUST REBEL!!!
Buggy: Hi this is the great captain, I might be out right now or I might be in and I don't wanna take you rcall, you knows?.....WHAT??! HUGE NOSE?!!! HOW DARE YOU fights with himself Load the Buggy Bombs!!
Ace: Hi this is Ace....Z..Z..Z..o, sorry I fell asleep, yes like I was saying I like to melt things
Nami: At the sound of the tone, I will already have taken all of your worldy posessions. BEEEP!
Straw Hat Pirates:
Zoro: Is it working?
Sanji: I don't know seweed head. Why don't you try cutting it in half like the last three…
Robin: calm down....I can't believe we're losing to an answering machine.
Usopp: I invented this device!
Chopper: WOW!
Luffy: I WON'T LOSE TO AN ANSWERING MACHINE! GOMU GOMU-
all others: GRAB HIM!
Nami: Alright seriously, we have to be able to do this-
Franky: This is a PINK button. Why the #^#$^ is there a PINK butto-BEEP
Luffy: "WHOOO! It's recording my voice! SUGE~~~~!"
Hina: "Make a 'ring' joke and I will kill you. Hina pissed."
Gin: "I'm sorry, Don Krieg, but… I CAN'T PICK UP THE PHONE! Cries"
Nami: At the sound of the tone, I will already have taken all of your worldy posessions. BEEEP!
Straw Hat Pirates:
Zoro: Is it working?
Sanji: I don't know seweed head. Why don't you try cutting it in half like the last three…
Robin: calm down....I can't believe we're losing to an answering machine.
Usopp: I invented this device!
Chopper: WOW!
Luffy: I WON'T LOSE TO AN ANSWERING MACHINE! GOMU GOMU-
all others: GRAB HIM!
Nami: Alright seriously, we have to be able to do this-
Franky: This is a PINK button. Why the #^#$^ is there a PINK butto-BEEP
I liked tthat so I'll try my own…...
Robin: Hello this is the str...
Sanji: ROBIN-CHWAAAAN!!! Dinner is ready
Chopper: I'll take over for you Robin
Usopp: Oi oi! Chopper you don't know how to work it it's my invention....
Chopper: Don't patronise me!! RUMBLE! Horn POINT!!
Usopp: GWWWAAARRRrrrrr...!!!
Zoro snoring in the background......
Luffy: What is this thing, is it meat?!
Nami: No Luffy it's the answer machine Usopp invented....
Sanji: NAMI-SWAAAAN Dinner!!
Luffy: bites OWWWW! It hurt me GOMU GOMU NOOOOO....
BEEP
Straw Hat Pirates:
Zoro: Is it working?
Sanji: I don't know seweed head. Why don't you try cutting it in half like the last three…
Robin: calm down....I can't believe we're losing to an answering machine.
Usopp: I invented this device!
Chopper: WOW!
Luffy: I WON'T LOSE TO AN ANSWERING MACHINE! GOMU GOMU-
all others: GRAB HIM!
Nami: Alright seriously, we have to be able to do this-
Franky: This is a PINK button. Why the #^#$^ is there a PINK butto-BEEP
XD that was awesome.
I suck at making these, but here we go.
Mr 4: …...........................................20 seconds pass
Mrs MC: Gah! I can't believe you're so slow, you stupid, stupi...beep
Mr 0: You pathetic fools, calling my phone. You cannot leave a message after the beep because you are worthless. I am the greatest. Noone stands before me-
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no Storm!!!!!
Mr 0: Unidentifiable suffering sounds
Beep
Bellemere: Sorry I can't answer the phone. I've sort of been shot and killed by a merman. So I'll get back to you when you die.
Kuina: If you're trying to reach me, I've fallen down the stairs and died. And if this is Zoro calling…..give me back my katana when you die!
Hiluluk: Sorry I can't take your call now. I blew myself so that poison mushroom woudn't kill me. This has been a great afterlife!
Tashigi: Hi; you've reached the Lougetown Marine base. I'm not here because I've either fallen down, or admiring my katana.
Helmeppo: You've reached Helmeppo: Captain Morgan's son. If you try leaving a message, I'll get my father to execute you!
Smoker: "…sigh....GOD DAMMIT! Just leave me a message....I'll get back to you...at my own pace....or when I feel like it... beep
Chopper: I DON'T NEED ANY CALLS FROM A HUMAN! You Asshole JUST LEAVE ME a goddamn message ~~~ beep
Carue: Quck quack quak qua~~~ beep
XD that was awesome.
I suck at making these, but here we go.
Mr 4: …...........................................20 seconds pass
Mrs MC: Gah! I can't believe you're so slow, you stupid, stupi...beep
Mr 0: You pathetic fools, calling my phone. You cannot leave a message after the beep because you are worthless. I am the greatest. Noone stands before me-
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no Storm!!!!!
Mr 0: Unidentifiable suffering sounds
Beep
Those were hillarious! :)
And thanks to everybody who liked my thing, it's always nice to get a post appreciated :) :)
Here's my little attempt:
Tashigi: If… if you'd like to leave a message, please leave it after the... ah! (crashing and banging sounds can be heard.)
Kuro: If I find out who is daring to ring me, I'll cut you open like a fish.