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    • wolfwood
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      Religious fanatics do not live in the same world as you or me. I have no doubt he doesn't think he's even commiting a crime

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        Anybody want to listen to a black hole?
        https://www.comicsands.com/nasa-black-hole-sound-recording-2657907556.html?fbclid=IwAR1FrA5YH53gTQ3NtLdQgUaXisIc8nJFqc_ki8ZLwHWsOG-ZJpyRP7Vr_4Y

        That is some River Styx level shit right there. (the tweets about it are funny though)

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        • Johnny B. Decent
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          Odd, I didn't hear any "Zehahaha"'s from it.

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            Jackpot man has COVID, Monkeypox and HIV at the same time:
            https://bnonews.com/index.php/2022/08/man-tests-positive-for-monkeypox-covid-and-hiv-at-the-same-time/

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              How low can one go? Rowling seems to keep lowering the bar.
              https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/j-k-rowlings-latest-book-ink-black-heart-transphobic-views-1234582911/amp/

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              • KageKageKing
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                Daily Wire would probably fund a movie adaptation of it.

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                  Are you kidding me? That won't get you Harry Potter number levels, Rowling.

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                    UK what the fuck? There's layers and layers of imperialism on this.
                    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/sep/02/let-them-eat-bugs-uk-urges-hunger-stricken-african-nations-to-farm-insects

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                      Amtrak cancels all long-distance trains ahead of potential freight rail shutdown

                      Amtrak said it has canceled all long-distance passenger trains scheduled for Thursday ahead of a potential freight rail shutdown as rail workers and freight companies remain at a stalemate in contract negotiations.

                      The passenger rail service's heavily used Northeast Corridor will largely be spared of the cancelations, Amtrak said, and its high-speed Acela trips will remain on schedule. Amtrak also canceled several state-supported services for Thursday evening.

                      Although Amtrak is not a party in the labor dispute and doesn't carry freight, the move is more fallout from lingering disagreements between freight rail unions and railroad companies before a looming negotiating deadline Friday.

                      https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2022/09/14/amtrak-cancels-train-freight-rail-strike-looming/10380518002/

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                      • Satsuki
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                        Have we found Queen Nefertiti's mummy?
                        https://robbreport.com/shelter/art-collectibles/egyptologist-claims-discovery-queen-nefertiti-mummy/?fbclid=IwAR1HjwVrFlDzwBiD82i7QUwhXhEwF1yRI3FA2ELb6_w5nJzRj6p5vnDKyJ0

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                          Beyond Meat suspends executive after he was arrested on suspicion of biting a man’s nose

                          https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/20/business/beyond-meat-executive-arrested-nose-bite-nightcap/index.html

                          Waldorf: You know Statler, after watching the last one thousand episodes of One Piece, I think I've come to a conclusion.

                          Statler: No you haven't.

                          Both: DOHOHOHOHOHO!

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                            Hey, remember that douche lady who was "trans-racial"? I.E. the one who darkened her skin and changed her hair to pretend to be black so she could be a professor in African studies? Well, apparently she has an OnlyFans page. And yes, she's still "black".
                            https://www.comicsands.com/rachel-dolezal-onlyfans-leak-twitter-2658355647.html?fbclid=IwAR3Prk3F8umu0VegEFAX3qKFfzrscFckfX_jSf-rVEpR-Iz59Wb8m2cfmxI

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                            • KageKageKing
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                              @sgamer82 said in Random News Article Discussion II:

                              Beyond Meat suspends executive after he was arrested on suspicion of biting a man’s nose

                              https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/20/business/beyond-meat-executive-arrested-nose-bite-nightcap/index.html

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                                https://www.yahoo.com/news/two-fathers-started-shooting-other-200208576.html

                                Business as usual in America and Florida.

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                                  It's always morally correct to mock Florida.

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                                    Florida, you are worthless without Disney World and the Everglades.

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                                      I forget but a while back I (or someone else) on here posted a story about them and someone tried to argue that it was unfair to pick on them.

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                                        "Allison fired a shot at the sedan and sped off"
                                        "Hale pulled out his gun when he realized his daughter had been shot"

                                        Subjectively speaking, in my heart of hearts, I understand Hale's response there.
                                        I don't condone the escalation, but I understand where the "OH HELL NO" revenge impulse came from.

                                        Objectively speaking though, they're both still collossal dumbasses.
                                        Upon realizing his daughter was shot, hale should have just pulled over and immediately called 911.
                                        Let the police catch and deal with the other guy while you focus on getting your daughter some help.
                                        Fighting fire with fire only brought you more consequences.

                                        Alas, realizing this would require some logic.
                                        So would never letting things escalate that far in the first place.
                                        The best drivers drive defensively. If someone is giving you trouble,
                                        you should always safely seperate your vehicles instead of engaging or retaliating.

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                                          https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/19/us/florida-ring-doorbell-shooting/index.html

                                          Speaking of guns and Florida, this article is almost as bad,

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                                            @MDL said in Random News Article Discussion II:

                                            Upon realizing his daughter was shot, hale should have just pulled over and immediately called 911.

                                            Don’t you see Hale had no duty to retreat he was within his rights to stand his ground and deal with the situation personally🙄

                                            you should always safely seperate your vehicles instead of engaging or retaliating.

                                            “Nah I wanna threaten and kill someone for having the temerity to cut me off or refuse to let me pass them”.

                                            People can’t help being dumb and miserable.

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                                              @onemoment

                                              Read this couple of days ago and definitely had to resist the urge to make myself redundant.

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                                                What wonderful schadenfreude. Right-wing blogger gets a million in online funding from fans to make a movie about a Confederacy-themed superhero . . . only for all their money to get conned by a fraudster:
                                                https://news.yahoo.com/anti-woke-superhero-movie-blown-085615898.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=fb&tsrc=fb

                                                I love it.

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                                                  Shame .

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                                                  • Johnny B. Decent
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                                                    Confederate Man, with the power of a unindustrialized society focused solely on growing a cash crop and barely able to feed it's people once the war turned!

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                                                      And nothing of value was lost.

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                                                        I don't know how many veterans we have on our board, but for those who are, here's a list the VA put up of all the restaurants who will give you free food or service in one form or another on Veteran's Day:
                                                        https://news.va.gov/109711/veterans-day-discounts-free-meals/?fbclid=IwAR3BtZ7r878xLLWCp8Z4wjqaFMJwFN5Flk6tTkO4T_t5ghe_F1UObFgKWwc

                                                        You all deserve it.

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                                                        • pariston_hill
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                                                          Intersex Kitten
                                                          https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-63549909

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                                                            So, I don't really get the reason why, but apparently (in)famous game creator Yuki Naka got arrested.

                                                            https://twitter.com/6d6f636869/status/1593425650919952384

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                                                              Insider trading. When someone trades stock/securities based on significant non-public information. Essentially, trying to cheat the system.

                                                              [And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
                                                              I'll see you on the dark side of the moon]

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                                                                Basically it’s the same thing (if you remember) Martha Stewart was convicted of doing.

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                                                                  With all this horrible shit constantly happening lately, how about some nice news? Like a previously though extinct bird being re-discovered?
                                                                  https://www.audubon.org/news/like-finding-unicorn-researchers-rediscover-black-naped-pheasant-pigeon-bird?fbclid=IwAR3EVrr4f_S0TRQg7ohddaBlq6xvFajIeUlqKj6_uQipuPIcF2L5j_1I7F4

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                                                                      https://nordot.app/968988207716286464?c=592622757532812385

                                                                      Those mice got the good shit😉

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                                                                        Old women can be cutthroat

                                                                        https://www.yahoo.com/news/hospital-patient-arrested-twice-switching-142217394.html

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                                                                          That's hardly news. Old women always have the devil in them. They've lived far too long to give a shit anymore.

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                                                                            One that one gave a shit about her sleep being disturbed.

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                                                                              https://www.yahoo.com/news/soldier-found-passed-pants-unzipped-154504888.html

                                                                              Not how a dishonorable discharge is supposed to happen.

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                                                                                @Time-Control-Magician said in Random News Article Discussion II:

                                                                                Not how a dishonorable discharge is supposed to happen.

                                                                                Probably only a discharge. Now if he was trans...

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                                                                                  Only word for this is: "Ewwwww . . ."

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                                                                                    Snake clit was not a thing that I expect to learn today
                                                                                    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/dec/14/snakes-have-a-clitoris-scientists-overcome-a-massive-taboo-around-female-genitalia

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                                                                                      Guess those hentai manga I’ve read involving Snake women was on to something.

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                                                                                        Is this the end of lovable Elon?

                                                                                        https://www.rawstory.com/millions-of-users-vote-in-twitter-poll-to-axe-elon-musk-as-platform-ceo/

                                                                                        Seriously what’s the endgame here?

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                                                                                          It's Christmas Eve, so let's look at something happy. Like a baby camel's first snow:
                                                                                          https://www.comicsands.com/baby-camel-first-snow-tiktok-2659002806.html?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR1IpbvZ9mvW9S7p9h1VoM2x6NZlge3NOuT27PkRlztZZWq1s_BSYlli4Ps#Echobox=1671823920

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                                                                                            When trying to be a wise-ass on Twitter leads to you not only getting owned but arrested

                                                                                            https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/greta-thunberg-twitter-takedown-inadvertently-021242059.html

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                                                                                              It's a wonderful example of karma.

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                                                                                                Some uplifting news

                                                                                                ‘I had to do it to save everyone’: Man breaks into school and shelters nearly a dozen people from blizzard

                                                                                                https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/30/us/blizzard-new-york-rescue-school-break-in/index.html

                                                                                                Waldorf: You know Statler, after watching the last one thousand episodes of One Piece, I think I've come to a conclusion.

                                                                                                Statler: No you haven't.

                                                                                                Both: DOHOHOHOHOHO!

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                                                                                                  They just seized Tate's car collection lol.

                                                                                                  https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/andrew-tate-cars-seized-romanian-authorities-buggati-b2255850.html

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                                                                                                    Ooooo, that's gotta hurt.

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                                                                                                      Police Chase Tesla On Autobahn After Driver Turns On Autopilot And Falls Asleep
                                                                                                      The man had a safety defeat device to trick the car into thinking he was alert
                                                                                                      https://www.carscoops.com/2023/01/german-police-catch-man-sleeping-at-the-wheel-of-a-tesla-on-autopilot/amp/

                                                                                                      Waldorf: You know Statler, after watching the last one thousand episodes of One Piece, I think I've come to a conclusion.

                                                                                                      Statler: No you haven't.

                                                                                                      Both: DOHOHOHOHOHO!

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                                                                                                        I'm not entirely sure that's a positive endorsement of the car or not. XD

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