Eyes upwards, pervert! Or else
What is the avatar above you thinking?
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"No Scooby,you can't have your Scooby-Snacks back."
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Yes I am a stalker … why do think I'm hiding my face?
Just so you know there is nothing wrong with being a stalker, I kinda stalked a girl and it turned out to be a 6 month relationship only to find out I was kind of cheating with my mind. Sometimes you need to stalk to talk! Gotta love Instagram :)
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"I'm a creepy fuck."
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"I'm a creepy fuck."
Oi oi, you gotta see the girl to believe it. Call me whatever, she didn't mind, I had the charming words but my love faded away because I knew who I wanted.
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Still a creepy guy.
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Where is the photographer ? He told me to smile, but I have to face the right place so he can take a photo of me.
I can´t see…Danm hair.
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Yeah give me five bro ! Hey why are you running away ?
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mmmmnyesss, soon all of the worlds cheeses will be mine.
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I made my submarine out of kittys.
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…What the Hell am I catching? O_o
EDIT: HUZZAH, BACK!!! XD
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Boy: "It's so cute that you like to stare into my eyes."
Girl: "I'm not staring at your eyes, I'm staring at that thing across your nose …. what IS it? A scar, bandage, or did you think it's 'cool' to draw on your face?"" -
"Nom Nom Nom,bitches."
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1° girl: I´m on top.
2° girl: No ! The one in the top is me.
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i hate when these pidgeons poop on my cape.
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♫ What kind of Pokemon are you? How do you do the things you do… ♪
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Yeesh, maybe mom had a good point about staying in school…:blink: (meant for Smiley.)
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Man, it cracks me up when someone is caught off-guard when I change into a butterfly and fly off!
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I'm dark 'cause that's sooooo cool.
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Let me fold my fingers first and THEN we can start our plan.
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I am your christmas fairy~ I will bring lot of toys in 25th and.. We can start it :ninja:
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Dude, where's my voice.
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Freddy Krueger ? Never heard….so stop calling me the pokemon version of him.
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Everyone goes on and on about those friggin elves. When will us Christmas Fairies get some dame credit!?
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Why I didn't receive the down part of my human cosplay ??
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This is a wonderful coat. The most wonderful coat. Is there a way this coat could get any better? Well, yes. The fact that the possibility exists that there are coats better than this one fills me with murderous rage. I must eliminate everyone and burn their coats. Only then will I know my coat is the best.
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Psyche! Psyche! Psyche!
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Maybe he's born with it…......MAYBE ITS POKE-BELENE!
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Draw me like one of your rattle snake girls!
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I hope I can vomit.
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Press me for some outrageous nonsense… or male bovine excrement.
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Yeah, I can heal you..OR..I can kill you.
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Santa can't bring all the presents in only one night, so I will help.
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Did you see my other eye?
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Give me a shiny pokemon !!
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Everything I've learned, I learned from Tinkerbell.
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Yes. In abou seven minutes…seven minutes I will become a god! And no one shall question my godness, not even...LAW!
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I am a Goth Pokémon…..........wayyy different than those loser Vamp and Emo Pokémon. Get it right.
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Well, I can´t do topless, but nobody says anything about the fact that I'm not wearing pants …
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What do you mean I don't have a bauble or bell at the end of me hat?
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I have a nine at the end?? -
I don't care if Halloween was forty three days ago, I'm a boss.
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WTF… did you just use bug spray on me? I'm gonna kill yyoooouuu!
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Hun, you can pet me, but only if you give me a treat.
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(To the tune of 'Frosty the Snowman) Windchill, the Fairy…............She spreads lots of Christmas cheer...............She does not get Elf recognition.............But she does not care.
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Eek, there's a snake in this tall grass…I'm scared, can someone save me ?
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Is this really it? Is this my fate? To remain frozen for all eternity, free to think only at the whim of countless unknowable nerds? Yes.
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Oi ! eyes, stop, wait, where are you falling to?
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Why is my hat so tiny? Because it is dammit!
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It's cold around here. I probably should have worn a shirt. And a jacket. And another jacket.
I think I have frost-bite.
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I think I can fly! Is there something on my forehead?