I have the Elasticity superpower.
But… it only works in one area... :sad:
I have the Elasticity superpower.
But… it only works in one area... :sad:
You can hide in dark places :ninja: .
@Kairouseki:
You can hide in dark places :ninja: .
Oh yeah, I forgot… my invisibility activates at midnight.
I have superhuman accuracy too.
It's very handy in basketball and killing other black people with guns.
Oh yeah, I forgot… my invisibility activates at midnight.
I have superhuman accuracy too.It's very handy in basketball and killing other black people with guns.
You can also run really damn fast.
@Cyan:
You can also run really damn fast.
and jumpget very high.
Aww, I missed all the good stuff! :sad: (stupid real life getting in the way) Oh well, that was an awesome send off to Naruto Thread VII, and here's hoping this one will be even better.
And that you for that AWESOME drawing Snocone! I love how you drew me. Indeed, I am Nobodyman, with the power of pure anonymity!
And that you for that AWESOME drawing Snocone! I love how you drew me. Indeed, I am Nobodyman, with the power of pure anonymity!
It is a powerful ability to appear and reappear in one spot, sometimes without being noticed. Like a spy. Except super.
-Who is that strange man?
-Nobody.
-Nobody?
-Exactly.
@Badass:
It is a powerful ability to appear and reappear in one spot, sometimes without being noticed. Like a spy. Except super.
-Who is that strange man?
-Nobody.
-Nobody?
-Exactly.
Honest to God, I really am like that in real life too. I tend to sneak up on people quite a bit, and I don't even try Yeah, I'm a regular Rorschach, or The Question.
Honest to God, I really am like that in real life too. I tend to sneak up on people quite a bit, and I don't even try Yeah, I'm a regular Rorschach, or The Question.
I also got that skill, but now that I'm a tiger I doubt that it will be as comon as before.
Nobodyman is so badass.
He fights with a MonkeyBird, a Snake, and a Dog.
@Badass:
And I thought I was the only person who knew/liked The Question.
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Yeah, well, I watched JLU. That shit was awesome.
I also got that skill, but now that I'm a tiger I doubt that it will be as comon as before.
Nonsense. Tigers can be quite stealthy…..uh, I think. At the very least they're wicked strong.
All I've got in real life is the power of the silly walk
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Yeah, well, I watched JLU. That shit was awesome.
Guilty as well.
Nobodyman is so badass.
He fights with a
MonkeyBird, a Snake, and a Dog.
A gecko, a snocone, a tiger, and a rubber band with a death ray, too.
Really, we're all one big Justice league. Except better.
We just need an arbitrary Aquaman ripoff and we're set!
We just need an arbitrary Aquaman ripoff and we're set!
Well, Thousand Lion chan's a boat with a talking, living figurehead. Let's just say he can go underwater. Is he useless enough to rip off Aquaman?
Nonsense. Tigers can be quite stealthy…..uh, I think. At the very least they're wicked strong.
But tigers don't attack unless they are unseen, and don't go to stealth mode with a lilly on their backs or when they aren't hunting.
I read that indian people used mask at the back of their heads and tiger attacks sudendly dropped.
@Badass:
A gecko, a snocone, a tiger, and a rubber band with a death ray, too.
Really, we're all one big Justice league. Except better.
We just need an arbitrary Aquaman ripoff and we're set!
I don't know about you guys, but I'm lookin' at juju.
Well, I guess it could also be Thousand Lion chan. Once he gets the special coating he will be able to go underwater.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm lookin' at juju.
Juju is the N-agent, he's double-crossed both us and the enemy so many times that we both asume that he is betraying but keep him around just in case.
Juju is the N-agent, he's double-crossed both us and the enemy so many times that we both asume that he is betraying but keep him around just in case.
Ah, I gotcha. Also, this.
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Juju is the N-agent, he's double-crossed both us and the enemy so many times that we both asume that he is betraying but keep him around just in case.
He could be both. It would further serve to drive the point home that he's useless and an antagonist.
Controlling creatures from the depths IS NOT a lame power
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I couldn't find a video with just the Aquaman vs Downpour (Fantastic twin who uses his water morphing powers better, but tries to drown aquaman… yeah)
If Aquaman can't do anything outside the ocean. He's like a fish out of water.
Oh, well the new Aquaman from JL was a complete and utter badass that oozed awesomeness. And he had a hook. HE is actually one of my favorites.
The old aquaman, however, sucked balls. Controlling creatures from the depth. :getlost: Why don't you fight your own battles?
However, the new and old Aquaman are like 2 completely different people.
Juju is bizarro old Aquaman.
Arc One: Naruto stupid adventures begins. We are introduced to our main heroes, that badass Sasuke, and that girl Naruto likes Sakura. We are introduced to the mentor that is actually a ninja Kakashi.
Arc Two: Naruto and the gang fight their first main villain Zabuza. Only Naruto doesn't fight him. We have Haku, who is memorable, and the Demon Brothers who aren't memorable but are still awesome posing as minions. We get the other villain Gato and his two sterotypical minor as hell villains from Hokuto No Ken. I would love to see Kenshiro fight these two samurai's, and Gato's other miniions.
Arc Three: We are introduced to all the other main heroes, Shikamaru, Choiji, Ino, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Neji, Rock Lee, Tenten, Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari as well as their mentors like Gai, and that one sand guy that no one gives a rats ass about. Naruto and the gang are in a tournment arc, and we have our next main villain Orochimaru, who's minions so far are Kabuto, Dosu, Zaku, and Kin. We get more on the way. Naruto gets another mentor, who would get called a Master Roshi rip off by DBZ fanboys.
Arc Four: Third Hokage dies, BELIEVE IT! Orochimaru is still the main villain.
Arc Five: We are introduced to one of the members of a main villain group. Plus, Orochimaru is still the main villain.
Arc Six: We are introduced to Tsunade, and Kabuto gets owned by Naruto, plut Orochimaru is still the main villain.
Arc Seven: OMG A FILLER ARC! Orochimaru is still the main villain.
Arc Eight: Sasuke now sucks, and we see more of Orochimaru's minions, who are the Sound 4. Serously, it reminds me of that one joke played in that one Bobobo Bobo Bobo episode. They're five of them, well technically six because one of them has two heads and they're really two different people. Plus Orochimaru is still the main villain.
Arc Nine-Arc OVER NINE THOUSAND: OMG ALOT OF FILLER ARC! Plus Orochimaru is still the main villain,
Now someone do Shipudden.
Arc… Any?: SHIT
Is Orochimaru the main villain in all of them?
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Ah, ok. (Man, I need to relisten to that.)
Yeah, well, I watched JLU. That shit was awesome.
JLU Question was awesome~
Is Orochimaru the main villain in all of them?
For a little while, then he just waits around inside of a nerd's body… True love? The nerd get's the creepy fuckin' snake guy!
Very well.
Arc One: Team 7 goes to Sand Country and Naruto gets sand in his vagina, ruining him for the rest of the series. Meanwhile, Sakura is used by an old lady to defeat Pinocchio and Team Gai fights clones of themselves.
Arc Two: Naruto and co. meet up with the blandest character since bland came to bland town and search for Suckcock. They find him and nothing is accomplished.
Arc Three: Two Akatsuki show up and fight Asuma and Shikamaru. Asuma dies, but not before knocking up Kurenai offscreen. Meanwhile, Naruto trains and then defeats Kakuzu by using the same basic fighting tactic twice in a row after flubbing up the first time.
Arc Four: Suckskay anti-climactically kills off Orochimaru and finds three groupies, two of whom are probably more awesome than he is. Sasuke forces Deidara to commit suicide and then engages in the most disappointing "epic" battle ever and kills Itachi. Meanwhile, Naruto and co. try to track Sasuke and end up meeting with Kabutomaru, but who cares?
Arc Five: Badassness ensues as Killerbee is introduced. Also, Jiraiya fights Pain who gives Jiraiya a big dose of Pain with all his painness. After which he dies (I guess that's confirmed now) and Naruto trains some more. Pain invades Konoha, and the opportunity for the secondary characters to show their stuff is completely wasted. Naruto OHKOs most of the Pains. Hinata confesses her love to Naruto and is never spoken of again. Nagato retcons all the deaths that occurred and everyone is happy despite their home being destroyed.
Arc Six: Danzo becomes Hokage because Tsunade may or may not be in a long coma. Killerbee and Raikage provide more badassness. Sasuke and Naruto provide more gayness. Sakura makes a complete ass of herself. Sasuke only manages to kill Danzo, while failing to kill Sakura and Karin, increasing his suckitude. Naruto says Sasuke and him are both going to die by fighting. Nothing is accomplished except for the declaration of a ninja war.
Arc Seven: To be announced.
So is Oorochimaru still the main villain of arc one and two, but gets his ass whooped in arc two, and is killed off in arc three like Frieza was killed off after his arc by Trunks?
So is Oorochimaru still the main villain of arc one and two, but gets his ass whooped in arc two, and is killed off in arc three like Frieza was killed off after his arc by Trunks?
Pretty much, yeah, the diference is that Frezzer was througly defeated, and sliced in two, orochimaru had a form of inmortality and only lost his arms in his one true battle.
Why didn't orochimaru lose his arms? it would have been more badass than the crap of "the soul of the arms", but I won't complain and dirty the memory of the 3rd.
Hold on a second… why are we talking about naruto? This isn't a naruto thread... oh.
Well, we're never on topic anyway, so being on topic is kinda like being off topic.
What.
Goddamn you people move fast. When the fuck did this thread start?
Goddamn you people move fast. When the fuck did this thread start?
When Kishimoto picked up that fucking pen. Sigh…
well damn. I missed the passing on of the former thread
but I was gettin' paid!!! so I didn't care!!!
oh… and whyyyyy has Kenshiro not made an appearance until now?
come on people do I have to do everything myself?
Wee! This thread needs more FF8!
Wait, so we have a FF VIII theme going on now?
We need an hourly newsletter.
In commemoration of Thread VIII, we are celborating with FF8 avatars.
Untill we al get super hero identities going..
Bloated Arc Recap
I double dare you to track down the Inuyasha thread and make a recap for it. Because I'm evil.
well damn. I missed the passing on of the former thread
You and me both Gekko. Still, it was a marvelous read-through.
come on people do I have to do everything myself?
If you want it done well, do it yourself
'Twas highly epic indeed! Now we just need more FF8 avatars
I double dare you to track down the Inuyasha thread and make a recap for it. Because I'm evil.
I already did Dragonball, and Dragonball Z with a Nostalgia Critic reference.
After Goku rapes Buu with the spirit bomb, they lived happily ever after.
OR DO THEY!?!
"Explains Dragonball GT"
I am now deflowering this thread with my post, although its virginity has been lost long ago with the first post in fact.
I am sad. This thread is a whore, exposed to many, many posts, some more than once by the same user.
Naruto is okay, its just that it's fun poking fun at it.
Well, I had just planned to spend about 5 minutes on this and do it real fast. Here it is, oh… 8 hours later. Oh well. I'm also gonna update my post on the first page with it.
Naruto Thread VII Ending celebration. Enjoy.
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Any video footage was taken from an AMV and not actually captured and edited by me. (Well, I cut it up and moved it around to fit my whims… but the fast paced editing and effects were there in advance.) I'll try to find the badass video I stole the footage from on youtube later. And if I can't, I'll upload it myself. imovie does the zooming automatically and I haven't figure out how to get better wipes out of it, but its not too distracting I think.
I actually rather like how it turned out. At some later date I might go in and rework it using a more thought out and continuous narrative, with less constraint to what was specifically posted, and less stolen pre-edited video footage. But for the time being, I like it.
And, it reminds me of just how good the series really was a couple years ago, and even the good moments its had since that have been marred by uneven execution and the... crazier things.
That was bloody good.
robby, your'e awesome. I'm looking forward to see narutotards posting youtube comments how cute the Amv is