Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Konoha, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury the village's strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, And the continuance of the village's rage, Which, but their students' end, nought could remove, Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend. I have a new project on the horizon, I do believe …
Don't Stop… Dattebaaayo! Naruto VII
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Robby wants a harem thread VI
I don't remember this one..
I miss my old "how naruto will end" fanfic, it involved using the sexy jutsu to allow naruto to be impregnated by Sasuke and have 3 children, one hiperactive emo with orange hair, one little kyubi with toad eyes, and a the girl, some uchiha/hyuga abberration produced when naruto finaly laid a hand in hinata, after a night of passion with "teh beast".
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i like the titles with soul eater in them
whoever changed it to that sure had class
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I don't remember this one..
That was after I discovered a loophole in a document banning gay marriage actually banned all marriage in Texas, and proposed to every girl in here simultaneously. It wasn't so much an official thread title as it was what I relabeled all of my posts with for a few days, and thus any posts that responded to it as well..
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Far as I know, the loophole hasn't been re-voted yet and marriage in Texas is STILL unofficial.
Also, I really would like to have seen the Slayers adaptation of Hamlet the Manga have finished. It was awesome for the acts it managed.
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its illegal in conroe tx to drive cars
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@robbybedfart:
That was after I discovered a loophole in a document banning gay marriage actually banned all marriage in Texas, and proposed to every girl in here simultaneously. It wasn't so much an official thread title as it was what I relabeled all of my posts with for a few days, and thus any posts that responded to it as well..
I DO remember that.
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sigh Narutards
Yeah. OK. Lots of people hated the movie Watchmen. Lots of people liked the Hangover. No way in hell am I ever going to say that the Hangover was a good film, or even close to better than Watchmen.
Honestly, One Piece lacks the sort of seriousness present in a shounen like Naruto (Even if it seemingly gets emotionally sappy sometimes like it is atm). Another shounen comparable to one piece that lacks this is Fairy Tale. You beat up bad guys that just lack any sort of seriousness. Where are the villians or anti-villains or what have you like Pain, Itachi, Madara, Orochimaru and such? There is no real mind-f*ck either.
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sigh Narutards
Who the fuck said that?!
Let's kill 'em!
But, first… let's murder their entire family.
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Who the fuck said that?!
Let's kill 'em!
But, first… let's murder their entire family.
No, their entire village!!! They are laughing at us… ploting to make jokes at our backs!!!
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No, their entire village!!! They are laughing at us… ploting to make jokes at our backs!!!
Indeed! They have no idea what suffering we've been through! We get to enjoy our awesome One Piece every week, while they enjoy the depressingly sad degredation of Naruto! It makes me sick!
…wait.
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they taint our good name, and the mock us, not knowing the sacrifice we go through every week actually looking at their series!
The only way to prove our innocence is to kill all of them.
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I think the best way to deal with this is neuter the men, steal their children away to teach them the ways of OPand make their women our slaves.
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I think the best way to deal with this is neuter the men, http://i50.tinypic.com/29pdwlv.jpg steal their children away to teach them the ways of OPhttp://i49.tinypic.com/2na72tl.jpgand make their women our slaves. http://i47.tinypic.com/2a0di4h.jpg
Finally! Someone else who wants to castrate people! Tell me, do you use shears or tongs?
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I think the best way to deal with this is neuter the men, http://i50.tinypic.com/29pdwlv.jpg steal their children away to teach them the ways of OPhttp://i49.tinypic.com/2na72tl.jpgand make their women our slaves. http://i47.tinypic.com/2a0di4h.jpg
That's almost the exact opposite of what we should do, seeing as it's the fangirls who made characters like Sasuke and Hitsugaya overly popular in their respective series.
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@Gorgeous:
Finally! Someone else who wants to castrate people! Tell me, do you use shears or tongs?
Just a sharp kitchen knife~:wub: Makes men realize it can be used in more ways than one. I also do sex changes with it. Just ask Badass SnoCone and QueenZombieofSarus. :devil:
How about you my friend?That's almost the exact opposite of what we should do, seeing as it's the fangirls who made characters like Sasuke and Hitsugaya overly popular in their respective series.
But most Sasuke fans I met are male! I suppose it's because he's so kewl and strong and DARKNESS swallowed him completely. Badass huh?*
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But most Sasuke fans I met are male! I suppose it's because he's so kewl and strong and DARKNESS swallowed him completely. Badass huh?*
That's because most fangirls aren't on forums or always openly admit their obsession. They just spend all their time mailing in multiple postcards to get their character into the top spots in popularity polls. You know what, if you don't want to admit the fangirls who love Sasuke and Hitsugaya, I'll be even more blatant about it, Edward Cullen. Point and case.
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That's because most fangirls aren't on forums or always openly admit their obsession. They just spend all their time mailing in multiple postcards to get their character into the top spots in popularity polls. You know what, if you don't want to admit the fangirls who love Sasuke and Hitsugaya, I'll be even more blatant about it, Edward Cullen. Point and case.
Why wouldn't I want to admit the fangirls? :wassat: I only said I've met way more vocal male fans than I did with fangirls. Usually fangirls flock in DA and gush all over their SasuNaru fanarts. They don't go around preaching for Sasuke's darkness
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Real males =/= 12 year olds named juju.:ninja:
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Real males =/= 12 year olds named juju.:ninja:
I must have met multiple 12 year old jujus in disguise then!
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Are we paraphrasing Shakespeare now?
if so,Naruto is a tale, Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
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Unlike women, men don't have to accept those with huge personality flaws as one of our own. All male Sasuke fans shall be shunned.
Edit- Arguing who's to blame over the shit that is Sasuke is driving us way to off topic.
[hide]Probably already been in this thread multiple times, but fuck it.
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Here's anothe quote from another forum, which actually made me realize another very sad truth about the series.
…the story has been focusing on Naruto/Sasuke too much, making a terrorist who wants to destroy the planet a side-story.
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Just a sharp kitchen knife~:wub: Makes men realize it can be used in more ways than one. I also do sex changes with it. Just ask QueenZombieofSarus. :devil:
I know this "QueenZombieofSarus" person is suppose to be me, but it's not. :getlost:
Just ignore her craziness…
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LOL awesome thread title!
It's really fitting, since I think I've seen through Kishi's plans… Naruto says he's going to die with Sasuke. But for those of you who speak french, it's obvious he's talking about a metaphor: "la petite mort".
The end of this "battle" will be more than "hugely satisfying".
Oh Kishi, you are such a poet, worthy of Shakespeare...@QueenZombieofSarus:
Just ignore her craziness…
I…can't...! It's...too...FLASHY!!!
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And Sasuke's darkness wouldn't of spread this far without fangirls tending the flames.
Why wouldn't I want to admit the fangirls? :wassat: I only said I've met way more vocal male fans than I did with fangirls. Usually fangirls flock in DA and gush all over their SasuNaru fanarts. They don't go around preaching for Sasuke's darkness
Oh man, a cult staffed by sexually confused 12-year old boys and sexually repressed fangirls. Sounds like a pedophiles dreamland.
Or a catholic boarding school.
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The above spoilers never mentioned Zetsu being in the fray, or Tobirama finally removing his mask.
http://img17.imageshack.us/i/img8794v.jpg/
http://img514.imageshack.us/i/img8792zo.jpg/
http://img514.imageshack.us/i/img8795t.jpg/Anyway the full chapters out to download/view.
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Edit- Arguing who's to blame over the shit that is Sasuke is driving us way to off topic.
Pshaw, you can't put all the blame on the fangirls when it's the one mega-fanboy causing this whole mess. :I
I can't see Madara's wrinkly face…
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Male? Female? Okama? what's the point every narutard is laughing at us because they dont know our PAIN and Suffering!!! They deserve to die!! not a kitchen-knife based eugenic program..
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Unlike women, men don't have to accept those with huge personality flaws as one of our own. All male Sasuke fans shall be shunned.
Edit- Arguing who's to blame over the shit that is Sasuke is driving us way to off topic.
[hide]Probably already been in this thread multiple times, but fuck it.
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Thanks Sesshy I needed to get back on track :happy:
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If the fangirls didn't make him popular, I doubt Kishi would of focused on him quite this much.
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Tobirama finally removing his mask.
The probability of a fail plot twist in the next two chapters has risen by two million percent.
Madara and Kakashi in the same place…If the former turns out to be Obito, I swear I'll dig out the number of some japanese school girl assassins, make them track down Kishimoto's hideout and pay them in advance to bitchslap the shit out of him.And wow! Naked Zetsu perfectly plays into the whole subtext of this chapter...
The nightmares…They will never stop!!!
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The nightmares…They will never stop!!!
A place of:
shitty plot twist,
gay ninjas,
Kishi's hardened nipples.A place that sucks you in,
that you can never escape.It's….
the Narutard Zone NzlG28B-R8Y
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Dammit, just come out and say Tobi's Obito, Kishi. I'll feel less pissed at you.
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so… naruto huh?
business as usual
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^^ Yea pretty much
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holy shit, a Black Dynamite avatar!
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Naruto and Sasuke should watch black dynamite.
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They would realize they aren't alone, since Black Dynamite was an orphan himself
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This is true
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My last college teacher was… a rather nasty person, saying constantly that she was "Ashamed of you", that we were dumb, calling one of our grup a "thug".
She had a very creepy voice, and sometimes she would say something akin to "Tra" in a very high pitched voice.
I have always feared a One Piece villian who laughs "Tratratratratra" or something like that...
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They would realize they aren't alone, since Black Dynamite was an orphan himself
he would still of course slap the shit out of them and toss them through a window.
This is true
He wouldn't have to.
Merely being in his presence would make them realise what miserable failures they are.
They'd toss themselves through a window.
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this is also true.
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They would realize they aren't alone, since Black Dynamite was an orphan himself
he would still of course slap the shit out of them and toss them through a window.
This is true
We need him right now to save this manga.
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He wouldn't have to.
Merely being in his presence would make them realise what miserable failures they are.
They'd toss themselves through a window.
Definitely
Just imagine Sasuke/Naruto as the old lady and the other person as Sasuke/Naruto….
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Kakashi is the guy who was eating dinner
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glossy black dynamite
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I just got interested in what the Narutards say about the latest chapters and went to Nf and other fandom sites.And it seems even the fans start to realize, their Manga is dead.
But they are still in the early states:
Five Stages Of Grief- Denial and Isolation.
The hardcore Narutards are still in this condition. They say it was fake spoiler even after the confirmation. After the pictures they stopped posting, a few express its an ultimatly clever sheme of Kishi to distract his readers. - Anger.
"Many start to bash Kishi and Naruto" - Bargaining.
A few people think it can become better: " Maybe Kishi can change this and Naruto will become great. If this person dies the Manga will become great again" - Depression.
"People stop posting on NF, they search for different Manga" - Acceptance.
"People make an account on AP and start posting in this tread."
- Denial and Isolation.
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Kakashi is the guy who was eating dinner
We need someone to start photoshoping that scene right now
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if someone puts it in .gif form, I could easily have my way with it.
DYNAMITE!!
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Brokeback Konoha. mhmm.
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if someone puts it in .gif form, I could easily have my way with it.
DYNAMITE!!
Scratch that PM I sent this was all I could find and have
Dammit WTF oh well