The stadium speakers whined before a voice began speaking, "Ladies, and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. Please, dispense of trash in the proper receptacles. Don't just toss it out onto the fiel-"
Hancock kicked the announcer off the field's stage before taking the microphone, "We have have a much more important matter to address! Aah! Luffy! I had a special treat prepared for you today! Happy Birthday!"
Luffy picked his nose, drawing his finger out before he smiled at the long booger connecting to his fingertip. He turned to Usopp then with a wide grin, "Usopp! I have rubber snot too!"
"Oi! Get out on the field!" Usopp pointed out to the field, "They got out a cake for you!"
Grabbing the rail in front of him, Luffy pulled himself back before catapulting out into the air and onto the stage with a broad smile. As the zombies brought out a covered, tiered cake, Luffy slung his arms over to yank the entire thing over, shoving cake, veil, cart and all into his mouth at once.
Hancock gaped, "Oh, my. Luffy … you shouldn't have eaten the whole ..."
Luffy's eyes suddenly widened before he paled, and spat something out.
The entire stadium erupted in shock, "Eeeeh!?"
"He's not hungry!?"
"Is he sick!!!??"
"Ah! Luffy, is something wrong!? Did those foul cooks ruin the cake?"
He stuck his tongue out, and then he backed away, "Ah! There was a chick in there!"
Scowling, Bonney stood up, shaking her leg a bit of saliva and cake, and then burped, "Ggh! You interrupted my meal!"
"You were in my meal!"
Frowning, she crossed her arms, chewing on something, "Oi, oi, Straw Hat, I found the cake first, so scram!"
Hancock pointed at Bonney, starting to look down on her so much that she began to face the sky, "How dare you! This is a necessity for Luffy's diet! He requires at least one hundred kilograms per meal, and five meals a day! For you to put your filthy hands on the meal I had prepared for him is unacceptable!"
Bonney shrugged, "Little tyke's fine. He didn't even spit out the cart. But if you really want to fight, bring it."
Intro by Dirt Monkey AL