A) Yes.
Q) Does that mean that Arlong is stil alive?
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No. He was smothered to death under several surprisingly obese fangirls.
Who else was victim of the surprisingly obese fangirls?
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A. Lucchi, the one you know is just a hologram, a psycotic, murderous hologram.
Q. Time Ova?
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TIME OVA! WAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
Portgas D Ace: Ace of SPades, or Jack of all Trades?
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A: It turns out that he's a closet diamond. Wow, I didn't see that coming…
Q: Sakura vs. Coby...who'd be the first to reach an actual cool fight?
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Coby. There's a reason the Buster Call was brought up.
How many chapters do you think it'll be?
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A: Approx. 10 chapters. It'll take 9 chapters for the Buster Call ships to show up, but this is a Naruto character so the fight will drag out long enough meaningless panels and effects.
A: Seriously, who hasn't seen Nami naked?
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ME!!
…It's cuz I'm gay, isn't it?
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A: No, it just means you haven't used the internet enough. (You sometimes find stuff by "accident").
Q: What if Zoro used the Reverse Blade from Rurouni Kenshin?
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A-Then something bad will happen.
Q-Does Luffy get meat for me stating the obvious?
Originally Posted by Nightwing
Stay focused, cause right now you have a decision to make. Are you a man perpetually looking back at what he’s lost, or a man looking forward, to what he might become?
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A: No, he takes it. Cuz' he's the pirate king.
Q: How's a reall "gum-gum" fruit work?
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A:You chew gum and it makes more.
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A) It's a mushroom. Oda already said it.
Q) What else has Oda said?
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A: "Honey, what do you think of…pigtails?"
Q: Is this an accurate guess, based on the Skypiea arc?
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No… he saves pigtails for his secret "boy on the side"-- just look at Kuroobi-swan!
Okay, so what on earth led to Purinpurin's hair?
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A) No, what he really said was, "Honey, should I increase Nami's breast size by 80% 0r 100%?"
EDIT: scooped! A2) With a name like Purin-Purin, what do you expect?
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A: Yes
Q: Should Luffy eat pie? High Pitched Voice LOTS AN LOTS OF DELICIOUS PIE?!
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A) No, if that happened then the world would end.
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A. No type of measurement in existance can determine that.
Q. What would Spandam do for a Klondike Bar?
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A) He'd dance like in your sig for a month.
Q) What does the 7 in Water 7 mean? -
6 water dwarves. They made it seven to piss off Disney.
Where did Funk Freed first meet Spandam?
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A: Internet match-up.
Q: What happened to Calipha's whip?
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A) Her and Funkfreed ran away and got married.
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The Hornet one. That's why it's so (t)horny :D
If Luffy was in court, would he hire Phoenix Wright?
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A) No, he'd be his own lawyer.
Q) Is there anything hidden under Lucci's hat?
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A: Yes, Hattori's wife and kids!
Q: What flavoured tea did Califa serve Sanji that made him drink three cups?
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A. Dragonball flavored
Q. Is Luffy going to find the next crewmember off e-harmony.com?
"I know I shouldn't cry over spilt tea, but…sniff...it's just so sad!" -Iroh
"Hold on guys, I think I'm a moron." -me
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A: Yep, that's the best new crewmember theory I've heard all day.
Q: Does Zoro actually sleep at night?
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A: Sleep.
Q: OMGWTFBBQ?!
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A: I dun get it. What so shocking abut a BBQ, and how would it warrent a "wtf"? …What kind of BBQ is this?
Q: Well, what kind of BBQ is this?
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A: Carolina BBQ. The vinigar based kind.
Q: OBJECTION!
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A. Objection denied, you made proceed.
Q. Who exactly is proceeding? That judge Baskerville guy?
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A: No, its Judge Gill T.
Please answer in a form of a question.
Double Answer: This became his favorite hobby, along with headspilting and ass-kicking.
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A-What is mustache shaving?
Q-where was that from?
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A: That Place.
Q: What is Luffy had wings? (Ones that would give him the ability to fly)
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A: Please, that's just a fleshwound! All of Sanji's fights would be a tie from that point on.
Q: Luffy vs. Killer rabbit… fight of the century?
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A: No. FIGHT OF THE MILLENIUM.
Q: Why?
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A: Cause, that rabbit is dynamite, and Luffy is epic. Holy Hand-grenades all around.
Q: If I've already seen "Life of Brian," then what movie am I watching tommorrow?
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A: That Movie.
Q: What Movie?
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A: Well, you know THAT movie >.>;;;
Q: Why are you asking non OP questions? (lets get back to them…)
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A: because this is the genera….oh
Q: how come this thread is in the general one piece section?
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A_It is in the General Section because it isn't in any other section. See simple mind games are fun.
Q_If Zoro knows where he is at because he knows where he isn't at. Does that mean that Zoro is always in the right location but no one else is?
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A: no zoro is in a location but not the right location that he wants to go
Q: how do u hit 2 birds with 1 stone? :)
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A: I guess any santoryu technic would do the trick! (deux flores as well)
Q: How the hell works a Den-Den mushi?
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A_I do not understand your question, use better grammar next time. For the jist of your question though, a den den mushi is a wakie talkie like animal which are able to communicate through speakers and Wi-Fi cards. They usually come with MSN messenger though. So alot of flaws are present.
Q_If more advance technology was present in One Piece, would the Straw Hats all have laptops and make the ship have a Wi-Ficonnection?
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A. No, Luffy likes his technology old-school. Dial up and room size computers for everyone!
Q. If Sanji had internet access, would he spend 90% of his time looking for dirty pics of Nami and Robin?
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A: Yes..and not only nami but vivi, conis and APIS! oh did i mention ZORO?
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A) He'd post dirty pictures of Sanji that he just happens to have on the internet.
Q) Where or how did he get these pictures?
