Because, at one point, Mr. 1 was head of Baroque Works.
How did he get demoted? he's the boss!
Because, at one point, Mr. 1 was head of Baroque Works.
How did he get demoted? he's the boss!
A_Well originally Mr. 1 was the leader of the Baroque Works. In the past before Crocodile came along, BQ was a democracy. After Mr. 1 spent 78% of the BQ's yearly budget on metal polish, the rest of the group voted him to a lower position. Which then the Baroque Works elections took place. It was Mr. 2 versus newcomer Crocodile. Mr.2 had the election won before Crocodile told Mr. 2 that if he drops out of the race, his dark secret wouldn't be reveled to the world. Fearing this, Mr. 2 quickly dropped out and allowed Crocodile to lead the reformed Baroque Works to a somewhat victory before the Straw Hats stopped them.
Q_Was that a long reply to a simple question?
a-No not at all!eye twitches from reading that
Q-What is Clay's dark secret?
A) That he's…...STRAIGHT!!!! :shocked:
Q) What would have happend if Bon Clay's secret got out?
I would die…..again
When was the last time I died? (actual answer gets a free picture of your choice!)
A_Well there was that one time where you won that free trip to the Jackass show, where during the taping of the badly planned canonball to the face trick. Johnny K. ran you over in a shopping cart.
Q_Was there any other times that resulted in ymbc's death? or maybe mine?
Ever been hit with a stupid bat before? they really hurt. And, you know, getting hit by a car. You could also have died by Luffy-related incidents.
How's that for an explanation of Absolute Justice?
A_Ok, I guess. Also why did I get hit with the stupid bat again? All I did was make a lame joke.
Q_Has Luffy ever been hit with the stupid bat before? Or anyone else on the APforum?
Well, we actually used the stupid bat on Luffy to save his intelligence. See, the stupid bat subtracts IQ points, and Luffy was in the negative spectrum. As in, he'd be lucky to be dumb as a rock. So we hit him as hard as we could, and brought it up to the high 70's.
Will he recover from this tramautic incident?
A_Maybe only another hit by the Super Bat will tell.
Q_Is there a Smart Bat? Or another Bat that does something?
I'm not sure. I've heard that Alvida's Mace has stamina-increasing powers, though…
When will Ace meet Don Krieg?
A-Yup and then Ace will want to wear muttonchops.
Q-Who would win, Crocodile or Enel?
A- Enel won over Crocodile in the "Most Pimpen'est One Piece Villain" contest.
Q. Was the judging rigged?
A-What?goes back to crime scene yes it was!!! dramatic music
Q-Who rigged…the contest?more dramatic music
A: It was God.
Q: Is science needed to explain things in One Piece?
A) No, the only thing needed to explain things in One Piece is Oda's Law. Oda's Law says that everything Oda says is right.
Q) Does Sogeking have super powers?
A_Well we all know that Ussop has the ability to run super fast, but Sogeking? I would have to say that the mask gives him the ability to headbutt people without alot of pain accuring to Ussop's head.
Q_Would Sogeking use this ability alot?
A-He will especially to Usopp!
Q-What will Usopp do against Sogeking's headbutting power?
A. Buy a helmet.
Q. Why does Chopper wear pants anyway?
A. Its just as vauable as the hat that Dr. Hiriluk gave him. Well, that and Dr. Kureha threated to neuter him if she ever sees his "monster" again. He still has nightmares of her at night.
Q. What are the odds of Hattori is the world famous ninja, Hattori Hanzo?
A. 2:1
weird, but true!
Q. All right, with all the Mr. 1 talk, I thought I'd bring this up. Ever notice how he's a 'Supa'man, and he's a man of steel? And his dream is to be a superhero? Coincidence?
I think not!
I noticed that, too! :DD SOMEONE'S A BELIEVER OF THE MAN OF STEEL!!
And you brought the joke back! How will Mr. 1 feel about all of this Steel talk?
STEELED off. With a STEEL taste in his mouth.
What would happen if Mr. 1 was replaced with a different, kleptomaniac, STEALing version?
A) He'd become a Cyberman with emotions.
Q) Would Zoro be able to defear him?
A: Yeah, Zoro > Steal.
Q: What's the scientific explanation for Zoro's superiority to steel?
A) Oda's Law
Q) How come Zoro has so much blood?
A: When God was passing out blood, Zoro got in line twice. Then he took some more when God wasn't looking.
Q: How can Usopp move with broken bones?
A. He's magic!
Q. Have you hugged your mugiwara today?
A: Sure, I mean, who hasn't hugged their computer screen whenever the Strawhats came on.
Q. How fat was Alvida?
SO fat, you're mom fainted from the waffles.
When did Whitebeard get his first bicycle?
After munching on the lawnmower as a kid.
What WOULD a Sea-llama look like and would Krieg commit horrible acts of bestiality against them?
A) It'd look like a sea horse but with a longer neck.N, Krieg would never do that.
Q) Why does Don Krieg suck at twister? (Dub piece reference)
A: Cause he's color-blind, has two left feet, has A.D.D., and apparently loves screwing other people over.
Q: According to Bon Clay's Mane Mane Montage, why does Usopp considered to have the weirdest nose and not Kaku?
A: He's never seen nothing like Kaku before. He's beyond imagination.
Q: What the greatest injury Nami will sustain in one of her fights?
A) A broken nail.
Q) How does Nami make her eyes turn into beli signs?
A- Its a genetic trait that she got cause she's part money!
Q-Would Nami sell herself if her Bounty was 300,000,000?
She would if it was about 20 million.
Why did taht sound liek Nami was a prostitute?
A: Because the amount went down.
Q: Would luffy jump into the sea if he hadn't eaten in 15 minutes and the food fell into the sea?
He'd jump in after not eating for a few seconds.
Why is he so hungry? Is it because he's author-powered, and requires huge amounts of food to stay godlike in his powers?
A: Because his strawhat s actually an alien that has taken over his mind and requires major amounts of food to stay alive, but when it dosen't get it it eats luffy's brain.
Q: How did Shanks get the Alien strawhat?
We already discussed this, it was given to him from his ex-lover, Buggy.
Has it been long enough to discuss what happened between them again?
No. Never ever will you discuss ANY pairing with Buggy, cus they always suck.
What would happen if Krieg started drinking tequilas and Kuro came along, drunk on whiskey and rum?
A: Whatever happens, it will NOT be pretty.
Q: Who's Luffy's favorite Transformer?
Don Krieg. You think there's a person under all that armour? Ha! He turns into a 1978 Toyota Celica!
Since we've had a Mr.1 fetish as of late, does he turn into anything?
Q) Yes, yes he does…..
A) Did anyone expect me to say what he turned into?
A) I think the question is, who wouldn't expect you to answer to what he would turn into.
Q) 1+2+Jango=?
A) [COUNTVONCOUNT]Three! Three NamixRobin hentai magazines! Ah ha ha ha! thunder crashes[/COUNTVONCOUNT]
Q) Clima Tact + Paris Hilton = ?
A) Paris Hilton being able to control the weather.
Q) Would that be a bad thing?
A) Scattered bimbo with a 90% chance of whore? Heck yes!
Q) How shall we get the Clima Tact away from her?
A. With the power of the Chizu Chizu no mi!
Q. What kind of devil fruit is that? Hint: Look it up in a japanese dictionary