A: I think getting answered by two different people means that it passed.
Q: Will the last question be answered before I finished typing this post?
A: I think getting answered by two different people means that it passed.
Q: Will the last question be answered before I finished typing this post?
A: Yes, the other response is simply invisible. Oh no, lack of visible confirmation!
Q: Are Kumadori and Fukurou more than just friends?
a) Apparently not…now I want to cry :(
EDIT: NUTBUNNIES...I've been...negated!!!
a2) Eew...
q) Where were you when...Luffy beat Crocodile?
A: In my college dorm while my roomate was out. I missed "Thirsty Thursday."
Q: Why isn't it Friday? I mean, wouldn't that make more sense?
I don't know. I was never very good at alliterations.
How much ass could Oda kick if he went up against Pandaman?
a) None. Pandaman would destory Oda completely. That's why we don't see any Pandaman in OP all that much. Oda realized this one creation>>>>>>>>him, and fears him (rightly so).
q) Does Pandaman derive his strength from his heart shaped nipples?
A) YES! AND HIS PENIS IS A SPADE!
Q) What is Poker like in the OP world?
A: They use Pandaman's body instead of cards.
Q: What is the shape of your nightmares?
Wapol with indigestion.
Does your nightmare take the shape of Arlong saying "Yes, it's serrated down there too…"
No. That's just one of those odder sex scenes that play in my head.
What does Usopp have nightmares of?
He knows how Kaku got that square nose. And he knows they're coming for him. With the mould.
Why did they mould Kaku's nose into a square shape?
A) If they told you they would have to bigan you.
Q) What if the matchups for Enies Lobby had been different, what would that be like?
Usopp would have fought all three big baddies: CP9, Buster Call, and Ao kiji.
Where does "Pirates Vs. Ninjas" come from? Did it start with the dinosaurs?
A) It started when the world came to be.
Q) Spandam always beats Robins, so we can assume he'll also beat other girls. Will he ever get a wife that way?
A) It's called "S&M"
Q) Come on. What does the "S&M" really stand for?
A)Seriously, I'm Melting!
It didn't have much use once it got popular outside of Oz, so the use and meaning got changed around a little.
B) If Sogeking somehow turned out not to be Ussop, who would it really be and how would s/he have gotten ahold of his nose?
A: They didn't need to get a hold of his nose, because Sogeking is actually…Usopp's mom!
Q: Did she not die, or is she some sort of weird zombie?
A. God bless her zombie bones
Q. By blessing said zombie bones am I actually wishing death on her?
A: Not really. God loves zombies.
Q: What about elderly vampires?
A) Smoker is sucking Tashigi's delicious virgin blood nightly.
Q) Could Lucci be some kind of vampire…leopard...guy?
A: Surprise, surprise…no. Hattori is, though.
Q: Anything else about Hattori that one should know about?
A) Hattori is Doflamingo in disquise and is controlling Lucci.
Q) Why is Lucci being controlled so easely?
A: It's called "S&M."
Q: Does this all seem very familar?
A) You're right…GOMU GOMU NO DEJA VU RECALL--ah, who gives a flying f_ck.
Q) So is Tashigi a virgin? And how is Smoker getting it?
A) smoker already f*#&^ tashigi. He just goes to his smoke form and peed at her when she takes a bath while pretending to be steam.
Q) how will usopp kiss kaya with his long nose getting in the say?
He's going to learn Pasta Machine from Kaku and push in his nose to make other parts bigger.
Will Kaya be impressed?
No. Kaya will run away crying
Would ussop be able to cope with that?
Yes and no. He'll stop lying to other people and he'll start lying to himself instead. He'll create a small imaginary world for himself.
Will Luffy approve of this?
Yes. Luffy will become captain tenille, and ussop his real estate agent, and they will stroll down the street, delighting young and old alike with their saucy banter
Will that be worth looking at?
No. What will be worth looking at is Sanji and Nami. Sanji never recovered from having that bath fall on him and he is now a transvestite and madly in love with a teddy bear called Florence. Nami enjoyed her fight with Calipha so much that she became a lesbian and started taking steroids to bulk up. She is now 7'3 and weighs 22 stone.
Does Zoro see anything wrong with this?
No. suddenly we gain a love triangle, and it ends with all those rubbish fanfics about a homoseual relationship between zolo and sanji becoming true, and making good people cry in pain.
will that spell the end of the world?
No.
It got close, but once people remembered the existance of the elusive "back" button, the threat kinda sputtered out.
Is Spandam related to Pandaman?
yes, for pandaman is in fact Spandine, in hiding after the humiliating Ohara incident
could an egg hatch into a miniature zoro?
Yes. It has a beak. And five tails.
Who would win in a battle between Luffy and The Blob (X-Men)
Luffy cuz he'd probably try to eat all of the fat.
Who would win Storm or Nami?
A: We'd win. Just because she's fighting Nami, somehow Storm falls into a mudpit or something. It's funny how that works out.
Q: Who would win Coby vs. Jubilee?
A: They'd both die of embarassment from being laughed at too much for even attempting to fight.
Q: Why is Kaku's power to turn into a giraffe when, if my sources are correct, ushi ushi would translate to "bull bull"?
A-Because a giraffe is a direct descendant of a bull but shhhhhhh its a secret.
Q-what should happen if anyone tells this secret?
A: You will be turned into a snail!
Q: Why do Sanji and Zoro just NOT get along?
A: They DO! Just, they cant show that stuff on TV.
Q: Would you buy it on PPV though?
A: DEAR LORD YES!
Zoro: I respect your opinions, Sanji.
Sanji: I appreciate that, Zoro.
Wait, that kinda sucked.
Q: Can people getting along ever be funny?
A) No, only violence is funny.
Q) Why is violence funny?
A. It's one of the three building blocks of humor along with Dirtyness and rudeness.
Q. What are the three building blocks of anything else?
A: The three building blocks of themes in shonen manga are friendship, dreams, and never giving up.
Q: Did that make too much sense for this thread?
A. Yes go sit in the corner and think about what you done.
Q. Do threads have corners?
a) 'Course they do!! That's how the circle was squared.
q) So this means threads > Pythagoros?
A: http://mathpwned.ytmnd.com/: Many things > Pythagoras
Q: If Raftel is at the end of the Grand Line, and the Grand Line is basically the 'equator', why hasn't anyone tried sailing backwards?
Because if you sail backwards there will be a demon with giant blood that controls fire is thirty feet tall and has three tails. And he can swim.
HOw would Usopp defeat the demon?