Rules:Someone says one sentence(can be sentence or person speaking). Only one sentence at a time, and no double posting. No restrictions, and the story ends when someone says The End(please do not use that as the second setence). I shall start(of course).
One day Luffy bought a computor.
However, he couldn't figure out how to turn it on.
He then decided to call Nami for assistance, but soon found out why it was a bad idea.
Before she would do anything, she demanded 100 million berries.
But Luffy didn't have any, so he yelled for Zoro.
(Is this kinda thread allowed here? Seems spammy like.)
Zoro somehow managed to get lost.
Then Charlie Brown finds Zoro.
Charlie Brown and Zoro go "good grief!"
And Snoopy throws a piano at both of them.
But suddenly a giant meteor falls from the sky.
As Zoro wondered why the sentences in this story are so short, he jumped up to meet the meteor with his swords unsheathed.
But the meteor landed through all of the Grand Line and then finally hit Kaku and Jyabura, stranded in an island after Enies Lobby.
To figure out what caused the meteor, L is called on the case.
Nobody can see L because Nami has still not been paid to turn the computer on.
That still doesn't stop L from investing the case, and finds an important clue.
The clue is that Near, Light, and Mello were eating too much cookies and the Cookie god got angry and threw a cookie meteor at the Grand Line.
L discovered that it was the cookie crumbs that were causing the computer troubles, so he dumped them out, turned the computer on and paid Nami to get rid of her.
L then grabs a gun and commits suicide while having sexual intercourse with Nami
…..The end?
Jyabura tumbles into the water, gasping to breathe after inhaling all that damn sand.
When the water touches his skin Jyabura reflects back on his life with a smile on his face while whisper singing 'Que Sera Sera'
Luffy finally starts using the computer, so he goes to ebay and sees something nice but someone else wants to buy it, A fierce online bet commences.
Luffy soon finds out that he is betting against Sephiroth on a ultra rare pair of fuzzy slippers, Sephiroth causes another meteor shower in an attempt to kill the bidder he is fighting.
But, of course, Luffy is made of rubber, so he slingshots all of the meteors back, but not to Sephiroth's house; into the deep underground lair of Michael Richards(Kramer).
Michael Richards sticks his head out of his hole and begins slinging obscenities & racial slurs at Mr. Popo and that one guy on Buggy's crew.
Both Mr. Popo and Buggy crewmember begin to charge their lazors.
Michael Richards makes a face fault just like Enel's as Mr. Popo and Buggy's crewmember unleash big lights of beam against Michael while yell "SHOOP DA WHOOP".
At that point, Chuck Norris appears, screams his best Howard Dean scream, and drop-kicks Mr. Popo.
Being deafened and seeing poor Mr. Popo get his head smashed by a Chuck Norris pattened drop-kick, Buggy Crewmember runs to the nearest phone in an attempt to contact someone who could even slightly fight him, in which he ends up in a 3-way call with Darth Vader and Martha Stewart.
But the phone call is interrupted because they didn't have cingular, the number one least dropped calls in the country.
my ass
Then it turns out the call comes back when Paris Hilton begins to call from jail, whinning about how her life is so pathetic right now.
When all of a sudden they find out that Paris can be set free, but why?!
"Well," said the Bugger Crewmember, suddenly realizing this story needs some dialogue, "I'll tell you why."
"Wait, isn't that a run on sentence?" asked another crewmember.
"Shut the hell up, I'm the main character now so I'll do things how I want!" Replied the Buggy Crewmember in a loud obnoxious tone.
The obnoxious crewmember was suddenly strangulated by a gruff-looking man in a dark, skin-tight outfit, headband, and mullet.
Suddenly, Bathaw arrived at the scene to stop the gruff looking man.
Thus causing a split in the fabric of time and reality, all hell breaks loose and hordes of zombies purge the world.
Speaking of time, everything is suddenly frozen as a massive steamroller collapses onto both the mullet-man and Bathaw.
"ROAD ROLLER DA!!" the man yelled as he started punching the stemroller.
"Who's there?" screamed one of the Buggy Crewman.
"IT'S A-ME!" shouted a stout man in overalls, quickly busting from a nearby manhole and proceeding to hurl flaming vegetables at the steamroller-man.
This is where we take a commercial break.
A Speedo flavored Pocky commercial plays.
Then the cable goes out.
And Garfield is still not funny.
"And we're back" says the announcer as the show resumes.
Only to be interrupted by a news report of some lunatic bombing a 7-11.
"Screw this, I wanna see Mario get ran over by a steam roller!" Declares the news reporter as he cuts off the news broadcast.
The 7-11 bomber realises that he got the wrong memo and was supposed to bomb 9-11, not 7-11; meanwhile, someone wallops me for going there too soon.
