I would say Fuck Shoes
Who is THE BIGGEST BAMF ON EARTh
(I already know its Chuck
I would say Fuck Shoes
Who is THE BIGGEST BAMF ON EARTh
(I already know its Chuck
A: The man who trained Chuck in his round house kicking ways.
Q: Would Crocodile ever be able to relate to Pig-Pen?
only in their love for for DIRTY DANCING
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!
A: I wa-(He's wearing a wire!!) What!? You son of a-
Q: Am I the only one who doesn't find anime characters hot?
no, me to
why cats allways land on the feet?
A: /facepalm
Q: Wait, thats a good question. Why indeed?
A: (from wiki)
During a fall from a high place, a cat can reflexively twist its body and right itself using its acute sense of balance and flexibility.[43] This is known as the cat's "righting reflex". It always rights itself in the same way, provided it has the time to do so, during a fall. The height required for this to occur in most cats (safely) is around 90 cm (3 feet). Cats without a tail also have this ability, since a cat mostly moves its hind legs and relies on conservation of angular momentum to set up for landing, and the tail is in fact little used for this feat.
Q: Why are wikipedia so good when the info is right?
A) Because it's hell when the info is wrong.
Q) Your info has expired. Would you like to renew your info contract?
A) no,maybe, yes
Q)whats the colour of my underwear(wink not red wink)
A) I seriously don't want to know.
Q) Does Afro Luffy own you?
is this MADNESS?!
Yes but only if your Luffy's future son though.
Also how come Luffy never eats the taboo meat of human?
A)cause he needs the krabby patty secret formula to make it tast good.
Q) if north is down, and south is up, wich is warmer, up or down?
in the middle
how many gadatsu we need to change a light ball?
A: 45
one to light the lightball and 44 to forget how to live
Q:If moria lossed 200 kg in wight, what would he look?
A: A penis.
Q: How come nobody in Skypiea has started an Xtreme jet-skating tournament yet?
they're too busy playing with cloud tambourines
how much fail could a woodfail fail if a woodfail could fail fail?
Chuck Norris.
Luffy, are you okay with Robin leaving the crew?
No We Must Smoke A Joint First In Kentucy While Roasting Bob Sagets Death Bed
Bob Saget?
A: yes, but only with mustard
Q: why is this forum named "arlong park"?
because "perona's-a-bitch.net" is allready taken by bob saget and david hasselhof.
david hasselhof, what the hell?
Don't Hassel the Hoff.
Can I stop this feeling, deep inside of me?
A:yes, you canโฆ with a rusty fork!!!
Q: what could you do with a spoon and tony tony chopper?
John Stamos
Anyone Watch Bob Saget Get Bitch Slapped?
A: no
Q:why do people think there's life in the universe?
because someone have to pay E.T. phone bill!!!!
if franky will drink diet cola what his hair look like?
A) It would look very wimpy.
Q) Is Brook a wimp?
A: only if you find a walking, talking, living skeleton
(that is a pevert and a gentleman at the same time) boring.
Q: did you become famous after selling cheap one piece copies on the 'net?
I'll answer that question with another question, Jarhead. "What are copyies?"
:Edit: It's not funny if you fix the spelling error. Rather, it makes me look dumb. : ("
Does Brook and Sanji swap clothes with each other?
only a little bit ;)
wut?
what word completes this sentence "sanji has aโฆ"
Mustache.
What is Chopper's thing with the color pink?
Its his gig
Q:oh, why!!
why would you not support 4 players, unlimited cruise?!!
IM BACK!
A: cuz I sport a sweet mustache
Q: dont go all jello on me ok?
gaaah, mustace!!!
damn you, mustaces are great!!
A: we wont
Q: is this a stupid question?
A: NO! Therefor u fail!
Q: how much Kaku love do you have? Or can anyone have?
A:none
Q: Sentoumaru, is he cool?
No. He's fat.
U liek Luccikipz?
No, i dun liek Luccikipz. SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT WITH GUNS!
Luffy and Zoro are going to do my math homework. How much should I pay them?
nothing, luffy just eat every food you have and zoro just going to sleep
what are the odds that merman island is actually bikini bottom?
50/50
Q: why did I chage my avi?
'Cause nobody's judging you.
Why do I like so much?
because it reminds you of the penetrating you have never done.
how many leaves does it take to make a tree a tree?
A: a tree a tree?
like, 3?
Q: why does kuma rulez?
because everybody likes Teddy bears
what kind pair of panties wore nami and robin during David back fight arc and thriller bark arc?
the same pair
Q: super goat
PWNGoat, ofcourse.
1. Soooโฆ.Why was this thread dying? :P
2. Why the hell does real Fukurou not sound like Dub Piece Fukurou?
1. Cause you touch yourself at night.
2. Because the world sucks.
Q: Why would anyone care or want to know for that matter what panties Nami and Robin are wearing? We all know everyone has a dark hole in their crotch in One Piece, anyway.
A:Because its hot and if thats the case what does brooke have???
Q: if oda drew a character called jack sparrow what devil fruit would he receive?
Cliche Cliche no Mi
Is Lucci really Tony the Tiger?!
no, hes more like "puma"
why everyone hats vivi and what an embarrassing situation you wish she will get?