Does a pope shit in the woods?
Is that joke refering to Holy shit or…wha?
Snake with a level 1 card key from Metal Gear and Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell.
Who would win?
Ask The Dude Anything's REVENGE!!
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What would happen if Big Bird meet Abelardo?
Why Barney sounds like a pedo in every country?
Who would win in a match, a tiger or a Walrus?
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If a tree falls in a forest, and no ones around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?
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If a man says something in the woods and there's no woman to hear it, is he still wrong?
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How many subsequent quesitons will it take for your mind to exlode (since mine is pretty much cluster fuck after reading all this)?
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Are you responsible for 9/11? No.
Is Link from LoZ actually a mute? Yes. Why doesn't everyone have earlobes? Genetics, of course. Are there any people who actually watch the little league world series? Doubtful. whats the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Beer. Beer. And beer. what is the only caffinated rootbeer? I was under the assumption that most was caffinated. I think it's A&W. where can i find an old sea chart for pokemon saphire? Never played it, sorry. Check Gamefaqs.
why doesn't my grandma like it when i wear pants? Lemme give you some advice that I saw embroidered on a pillow at the Hallmark shop: "What Happens at Grandma's, Stays at Grandma's." I don't wanna hear any more of your escapades, 'dig?
what is in my pocket? Your motivation.
i lost my motivation. where did it go? See above.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 37 lbs.
Would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Yes.
are you my mommy? I'm not your mommy Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover.
If a tree falls in the forest and theres no one around to hear it, does it make a sound? Psh. Yeah.
Does a pope shit in the woods? Yes.
Is that joke refering to Holy shit or…wha? It is perhaps.
Snake with a level 1 card key from Metal Gear and Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell.
Who would win? Snake. Duhr.
What would happen if Big Bird meet Abelardo? They'd probably have a fiesta or take a nap or do something relating to tacos.
Why Barney sounds like a pedo in every country? I wasn't aware that all pedos sounded like that.
Who would win in a match, a tiger or a Walrus? The walrus. Goo goo ga joob.
If a tree falls in a forest, and no ones around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?
YES! A mime is a terrible thing to waste. :p If a man says something in the woods and there's no woman to hear it, is he still wrong? A man is always right. How many subsequent quesitons will it take for your mind to exlode (since mine is pretty much cluster fuck after reading all this)? Not sure what a 'quesiton' is (some form of measurement?) nor do I know what 'exlode' means. -
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Who would win in a match, a tiger or a Walrus? The walrus. Goo goo ga joob.
Oh, God that was great.
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What's with all of these boring cliche joke questions?
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Dear Mr. The Dude,
What can we do to help all the needy people in the world?
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Who framed Roger Rabitt? Dammnit, I must know.
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When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head,
is the first thing you do when you get up out of bed
is hit that streets a-runnin and try to beat the masses
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do you poop?
god tier post.
16 roflcopters
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Are you making a list and checking it twice?
I'm like Hisotensoku: Not here to preserve peace, nor to destroy it. I certainly can't move mountains. Mostly, I'm just full of hot air.- Meh
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Should I get a Vurtego pogo stick, they are $250 but they bounce 7 feet in the air!
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Are you gonna find out who's naughty or nice?
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Which would you want little Timmy to have for Christmas, a Chainsaw or a Boomstick?
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Should Buuhan of used a colon instead of a comma there?
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What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Is Mr. Despair a good nickname?
Is true love more like being shot by an arrow or having a steamroller dropped on you?
Should I paint my bike red so it will go 3x faster?
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Who framed Roger Rabbitt? Damnit, I must know
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What's with all of these boring cliche joke questions?
Now THAT'S a good question. You all can learn from this young man's example. Dear Mr. The Dude,
What can we do to help all the needy people in the world? Eat more red meat. Who framed Roger Rabitt? Dammnit, I must know. WATCH THE MOVIE. When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head,
is the first thing you do when you get up out of bed
is hit that streets a-runnin and try to beat the masses
and go get yourself some cheap sunglasses?
No, the first thing I do when I get out of bed is take a long, satisfying piss. Then I eat breakfast. Sunglasses are never part of the equation. Unless of course, I wake up next to your mom. She likes it when I wear them. Are you making a list and checking it twice? Sorry, I'm not related to Schindler. Should I get a Vurtego pogo stick, they are $250 but they bounce 7 feet in the air! HELL YES. Are you gonna find out who's naughty or nice? YES. YES I AM. Which would you want little Timmy to have for Christmas, a Chainsaw or a Boomstick? Depends on what he's fighting. Should Buuhan of used a colon instead of a comma there? Never mention Buuhan's colon again. What is the sound of one hand clapping? Fapping.
Is Mr. Despair a good nickname? Maybe if you're crying out for attention. Is true love more like being shot by an arrow or having a steamroller dropped on you? Love is like a snowmobile, racing through the tundra. Suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. Then, at night, the ice weasels come.–Matt Groening
Should I paint my bike red so it will go 3x faster? No, what you need is a spoiler and decals. Then and only then will it go faster. Who framed Roger Rabbitt? Damnit, I must know **You asked this already. sigh Here.! DOC FUCKING BROWN**
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What would be the ideal question that you'd like to be asked?
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What's your secret to becoming an admin on AP?
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If a Catholic, Christian, and Islamic guy walk into a bar, why can’t they just leave the rest out of their holy wars?
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What would be the ideal question that you'd like to be asked? Well for starters, something not rhetorical/cliche. Like what would you WANT me to answer? What's your secret to becoming an admin on AP? I've been waiting for this one. And the answer is simple. Drink your milk, be kind to your mother, and be there from [almost] day one and help turn the site into what it is today. Aside from the ever absent Roboblue, I'm the only original staff member of AP still left (admin-wise). If you were looking for some prospective advice, here's a handy tip: back-seat modding will dig you deeper from any sort of status. If a Catholic, Christian, and Islamic guy walk into a bar, why can’t they just leave the rest out of their holy wars? Well they DID walk into a bar. How do you think holy wars get started? People have a few drinks, the next thing you know, someone saying that one God could kick the shit outta another God and BAM. Holy war.
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Where can I find a time machine to get to day one?
And…Whole milk or 2%?
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I think I'm god
am I right ?also why does it hurt when I pee does it have anything to do with my girl lucille
do you think frog from crono trigger will be in Super smash bros brawl his tongue could be a tether recovery.
what about little mac I'd like to see him fuck everyones shit up
how long will it be before this thread is closed and your admin abilities are removed and given to me.
could you give them to me, just for tonight I promise not to fail
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If you were to choose one epic failure from all of time, and turn it into an epic win, what event would you choose, and how would you modify it to 'win' standard?
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If you where to cosplay who would cosplay?
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What would you say to The Dude?
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If you had a time machine, to when would you go?
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It's normal for your dick to point straight ahead while it's erect, right?
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If the Mugiwara Crew were in a band who would play what?
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who are the characters that died in the latest harry potter book?
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Are you perfect?
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Where can I find a time machine to get to day one? 1985.
And…Whole milk or 2%? 2%, but I prefer skim. I think I'm god
am I right ?
No. also why does it hurt when I pee does it have anything to do with my girl lucille
Gonorrhea.do you think frog from crono trigger will be in Super smash bros brawl his tongue could be a tether recovery.No. what about little mac I'd like to see him fuck everyones shit up I'd be pretty happy if Little Mac made the roster. We shall see.
how long will it be before this thread is closed and your admin abilities are removed and given to me. I AM THE SENATE
could you give them to me, just for tonight I promise not to fail You've already failed by omitting punctuation. If you were to choose one epic failure from all of time, and turn it into an epic win, what event would you choose, and how would you modify it to 'win' standard? Well, see this is tricky. An 'Epic Fail' is usually considered epic because it can't be recovered from. So what you're saying doesn't really make any sense, logically. If you where to cosplay who would cosplay? I have in fact cosplayed in the past. I've been Marine Jango a few times, and I was Mr.7 (complete with a Miss. Father's Day) at Katsucon one year. Also Young Iceburg. There are probably pics floating around the internet somewhere. I'm also 99% sure I'm the only person to have cosplayed Mr.7. What would you say to The Dude? Let's go bowling. If you had a time machine, to when would you go? Probably the 1960's or 70's. Or back to when I was a kid. I miss those innocent times. It's normal for your dick to point straight ahead while it's erect, right? I really don't think I should have to answer this question, Buuhan. If the Mugiwara Crew were in a band who would play what? There was a colorspread nto too long ago, but here's my roster.
Luffy - Triangle or Cowbell
Zoro - Guitar
Nami - Band Manager
Usopp - Synth
Sanji - Piano/Vocals
Chopper - Drums
Robin - Harp
Franky - Bass
I doubt they'd sound very good to be honest. who are the characters that died in the latest harry potter book?
>! WIKIPEDIA Are you perfect? Nope. Plain and simple. But thanks for the flattery. -
Whic characters would you use if you ever bothered with SMBB?
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Is it proper? We are undressed.
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Does that band need more cowbell?
(Side-question: Is that old SNL joke even funny anymore?)
(Side-side-question: How much longer til this thread becomes epic and you win the internet?)
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If you could pick one person in the world, and have that person drop dead, who would it be?
And if you had the chance to see into your future, would you?
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Can you convert cheese into milk, or is change among dairy products only one-sided?
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Whic characters would you use if you ever bothered with SMBB? Bother with it? Dude, I am all over that shit when it comes out! To answer your question, I would try to use every character. I'm anticipating using Metaknight, Pit, Snake, any character from Mother, Ike, and Wario. Is it proper? We are undressed. It's only proper if you're hot and a chick. Does that band need more cowbell? Haha NO.
(Side-question: Is that old SNL joke even funny anymore?) NOPE. (Side-side-question: How much longer til this thread becomes epic and you win the internet?) I'm pretty sure I've already won the internet. If you could pick one person in the world, and have that person drop dead, who would it be? Probably Carlos Mencia.
And if you had the chance to see into your future, would you?
Ooh. Mmmmm…. probably. I'd like to know where my life is going. Can you convert cheese into milk, or is change among dairy products only one-sided? I guess you could puke cheese up? -
how did enel burn usopp and sanji into coke and disappeared?
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Why our planet doesn't have more than one freakin pathetic moon?
Why the dinosaurs had to die?
Where did your grandma meet your grandpa?
Is the story of your life interesting enough to be stolen by someone to create a manga?
Why ants didn't fucking evolve to stop obeying their fatass good for nothing queen?
Have you ever heard of Killer Squirrels?
Who was the fat guy of your old avatar?
Why that fat guy was fat?
Why did you make this thread?
Do you suffer from Insomnia?
Would your life actually improve if you answer our questions?
Do you like Tacos?
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how did enel burn usopp and sanji into coke and disappeared? By the power of Hong Kong bootleg subbing! Why our planet doesn't have more than one freakin pathetic moon? Racism. Why the dinosaurs had to die? Again, racism.
Where did your grandma meet your grandpa? I don't know the particulars, but Greece probably.
Is the story of your life interesting enough to be stolen by someone to create a manga? That would be pretty cool. At any rate, I'm sure it would be more interesting than half the titles I see at the bookstore anyway.
Why ants didn't fucking evolve to stop obeying their fatass good for nothing queen? You can ask the same question about Britain. ZING.
Have you ever heard of Killer Squirrels? Yeah, they live in Germany I hear.
Who was the fat guy of your old avatar? Kevin Malone from the US version of The Office.
Why that fat guy was fat? I'll say genetics to be nice, but he does like M&Ms.
Why did you make this thread? Boredom. Also I feel that my presence wasn't really known since I fix crap behind the scenes for the most part.
Do you suffer from Insomnia? Nope. I'm actually going to go to bed after this batch of questions.
Would your life actually improve if you answer our questions? Probably not, but it certainly is interesting.
Do you like Tacos?
Tacos are pretty good, but having worked at a Taco Bell in the past, I'll say that I much prefer Gorditas and Chalupas. And Burritos. Anything else is better than a taco to me, really. -
What does the "T" in Mr. T stand for?
Since Brook can walk on water and has an afro, is he Jesus?
Is Ronald McDonald Buggy's long lost brother?
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Do you and all the other admins ever get together to discuss the evils lurking in Arlong Park?
Is there cake and pie at these meetings?
Is the secret title of this circle of admins called "The Admin League?"
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Oh, one more question.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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Would you say that a persons personality is ultimately influenced the most by how they are raised, or by their genetic make-up? (Good old nature versus nurture debate)
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Why an egg?
16 awesome eggs
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?Have you ever killed a man in Reno just to watch him die?
