Venom-Luffy eats it but gets food poisoning…
One sentence story
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Then Venom-Luffy calls the royal doctor Tony Tony Chopper to cure him.
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Chopper fuses him with a chair.
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A demonic being known as Venolufachair was created, with a billion HP.
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Guts sliced Venolufachair's head off, but he remains standing chanting the words "HP…I still have 1 left!".
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Venolufachair has one major weakness: Nami let herself go since Robin became the fanservice factory and sits her fat behind down.
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It causes an earthquack which split the planet in two, each side of the planet has constant wars with one another.
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Then Docter Reed came and fixed the planet.
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Meanwhile, on the moon Eneru is amazed at what happened on the planet.
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Then Jesus wept.
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Then Oda came out of nowhere, changed all the Straw Hats back to normal, put them on Thousand Sunny and said " I thought I'd told you no crossovers, unless they're with Dragon Ball!"
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Then Luffy meets Kid Son Goku.
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Luffy and kid son goku then have a conversation about cheese.
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Everyone starts farting, bringing forth…....wait for it.......waaaaaitttt...
GLOBAL WARMING!
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The heat evaporates all the grand lines water making it impossible to sail and killing almost all the aquatic life.
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Then Freeza and Eneru team up.
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Enel kills Freeza for being of unknown gender, Enel don't like that.
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Then Enel decides that he wants to be the star of Dragon Ball Z.
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This post is deleted!
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Before Eneru becomes the star of Dragon Ball Z, he must first defeat Kid Boo.
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Sadly, Kid Buu was listening to his iPod and never saw it coming.
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Since Eneru defeated Kid Boo, Eneru then decides to battle against Son Goku.
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Enel was going to have a long fighting sequence with the GT villains after that, but he decided they weren't worth it, so he just blew them up.
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Finally, Eneru became the star of Dragon Ball Z, but unknown to Eneru some mysterious object was watching him all this time.
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The mysterious figure turned out to be none other than a random talking animal!!!!!!!!!
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It's Team Longnose's mascot, Pooble!
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Then a flashback hows how Pooble became Team Longnose's mascot.
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It's skipped cause it is un-needed, just like this entire thread is becoming.
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LC_Lapen, unwittingly stumbling onto this topic and seeing the verbal carnage, quickly ducks back out.
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The Pirateguy sees how pointless this thread is becoming and says "The end."
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A random bystander lite the "Mod Signal" for help.
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Meanwhile warp is surprised that this thread wasn't closed when "What's going on your mind?" was, which was a far superior thread.
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God Ener retires from being the star of DBZ after realizing that he has to spend 20 episodes at a time sitting and screaming at men who basically look like Mr. 1 with steroid problems.
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Then the director said "Okay people, that was a good random movie." and he took the cast out for a party.
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Random bystander turns the brightness on the "Mod Signal" to "Extra Crispy".
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And then Oda says "The end."
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So everyone was happy..maybe some not but they don`t interest us
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And the credits appear.
The End.New Story:
Zoro is lost in a mysterious forest. -
In the forest Zoro finds a piece of cake.
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Then Zoro asks the narrarators "Can the story make sense this time?"
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Then this narrator said to Zoro, "Yes, that's why I started a new story."
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Zoro was happy with the new story that made sense and went to find his Nakama.
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While Zoro was looking for his nakama, some mysterious object was following him.
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It turns out to be one of the orbs left over from the Skypeia Trials, with a delicious centre of marshmallow… and EVIL.
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And evrybody knows that when you mix marshmallow and evil, you get Marshie!
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Meanwhile, on the Thousand Sunny, Luffy wonders where Zoro is.
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Meanwhile another kitten dies for every moment that this thread is still open.
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Back with Zoro, Zoro find a mysterious stone with writing on it.
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It reads "Get 20% off on all electronic products at Wal-Mart ".
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Zoro then wonders what Walmart is.