They had a boob measuring contest…and shockingly, Orihime won.
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Nami got angry and knocked out Orihime and sold her to the nearest pervert.
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Meanwhile, Chopper was walking and by accident he stepped on Kon.
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Chopper said he was sorry to Kon and gave him to the build a teddy bear workshop where he was bought by the boy who owns Wnnie the Pooh.
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God Oda appears and says "Enough with the God Damn Cross-overs! Unless it's Dragonball!" he then proceeds to reset everything back to normal.
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The Strawhats land on a mysterious island with sunflowers.
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Then one of the sunflowers grows to a giant size and eats Zoro.
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Inside the sunflower, Zoro uses Asura to escape.
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When he escapes he sees the rest of the Straw Hat's having a picnic.
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Zoro walks over and coughs blood on all the food before turning to a zombie and eating Luffy's brains only to find there are none.
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Luffy then says to Zoro, "Why did you do this?"
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"Because someone… had to do so." said Zoro with Vincent Price's voice.
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Luffy then asks Zoro, "Why are you using Vincent Price's voice and how do I know who is Vincent Prince?"
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Then Dorry and Brogy come and say "We'll explain everything."
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Before they started to explain everything, Usopp said, "You're back from Little Garden!"
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Then they replied "Yeah we're back because Lucchi blew it up."
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They continued and said, "This place is full of evil zombie sunflowers."
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After that they stomped on all the flowers and fed them to a nearby elephant.
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Then they said, "You need this red potion to cure Zoro and others that were affected by the evil zombie sunflowers."
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But unfortunately, Chopper thought it was juice and when he drank it he turned into monster chopper.
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Monster Chopper crushed Nami to death, Luffy was pissed.
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Luffy then uses Gear Third at Monster Chopper.
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But when Monster Chopper gets up he starts breakdancing and Luffy and Zombie Zoro join him.
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But are stoped when Robin says "STOP IT!"
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Then Ace wakes up and says "What a wierd dream that was."
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Ace was sleeping on an island and wonders were he is.
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he is actually on banaro island 20 years previous his fight with blackbeard.
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He then gets his boat and goes after Blackbeard.
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Nostradamus suddenly randomly predicts that the narrator of this story's head will explode in 2 posts.
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Nostradamus were wrong and the narrator died in this post.
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Then a new narrator came and a battle with Nostradamus and the new narrator began.
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But the King of All Cosmos appeared, yelling HYPER RAINBOW, and interrupting the fight with a vortex of multi-coloured energy.
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The Sandman then stopped doing his job so no one can sleep, so hence no one can wake up and it being all a dream.
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Then 777 Yoshis came and tried to destroy the King of All Cosmos.
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Then spider-man swung up and said hi to everybody.
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and were shot by kimbley and spiderman fell into a blackhole by blackbeard.
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Then Venom got angry because he wanted to kill Spiderman and ate his brain.
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some random people went "WTF? Venom ate his own brain?"
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Venom then explains it was Blackbeard's brain not his.
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Then the 777 Yoshis attacked Venom.
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Venom is eaten and spit out as an giant egg.
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Hatchi fries the egg up, mistaking it for a large ball of takoyaki.
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Luffy was first in line to eat the Venom-takoyaki.
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which transforms him into venom-luffy who can stretch 90 poison-gum!
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Venom-Luffy then poisoned the King of All Cosmos.
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Then Venom-Luffy became the new King of All Cosmos.
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Luffy then had Katamari ball made of meat made.
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The Katamari Meatball was made mostly out of Zac Efron.