A: They're delicious.
Q: Will the Straw Hats have a run in with PETA?
A: They're delicious.
Q: Will the Straw Hats have a run in with PETA?
A: Yes, PETA will go after them just to get the media attention.
Q: On what does the Navy base its nickname for Chopper (Cotton Candy Eater)?
A:The Navy based Chopper's name on is when they saw Chopper stealing all of their
cotton candy and eating it.
Q: What if flying snakes attacked the Strawhats?
A. Zoro would be tired of those mother$#@& on those mother$#@& wings.
Q. Would an indian jones quote been a more classy answer?
A: Maybe.
Q: Who would Nami marry?
A: The Highest Bidder
Q: WHich Fro is more powerful, the down fro or the up fro.
Up Fro.
Why not the Down Fro?
Because it's down with the sickness.
Is the panacea that Chopper's been looking for really cotton candy? Hiluluk said that the valley had sakura petals everywhere, what if it was a COTTON CANDY TREE VALLEY?
A: Then Chopper would eat it all
Q:What if somebody eaten the Cotten Candy Cotten Candy devil fruit?
A: They would have to power to attack others with cotton candy and capture others with cotton candy.
Q: What other types of attacks does a Cotton Candy Cotton Candy no Mi devil fruit user have?
A: The user could create a huge cotton candy monster that would smash his opponents mercilessy, but then would be quickly defeated by Luffy.
Q: What if Lpzie (the member with "I like 'em dumb" avatar) was an OP character?
A: Lpzie would try ban OP characters if they thought the spoilers were fake.
Q: What else would Lpzie do if he was an OP character?
A: He would annoy the Straw Hats by creating pointless feuds between them.
Q: One Piece + Taxi Driver (the movie) = ?
A) Sanji plays Travis, Vivi plays Iris, Pell plays the part of Sport.
Q) How does the movie end?
'Splosion.
How does it start?
A: Someone pressses the "Play" button on the DVD remote.
Q: Why's it called bacon? You don't bake it, you fry it. Why isn't it called frycon?!
(Sorry, I think that might class as two questions)
A: Because it rolls of the tongue better.
Q: How much bacon can luffy eat in one sitting?
A) As much as a Woodchuck would…
Q) Do you think Popeye is hidden in the Neck of Gecko Moria?
A: No, I believe it is Miss Piggy.
Q: Is Moria a banned character of The Muppets?
Yes.
Why is this?
A: He keept animateing the puppets with shadows putting the puppeteers out of a job.
Q: How did he do this if hes a muppet? shouldn't he be a puppet too?
A: Moria can do this because someone is controlling him.
A2: Yes, he is a puppet to someone else.
Q: Who is controlling him?
gecko morias father called salamander moria
Why is his father a dwarf???
A: Because he is a puppeter, while Moria is a Muppet.
Q: So Moria and his father's story is similar with Pinochio?
A: It appears so.
Q: Did Moria ever turn into a real boy?
A: Yes hogback (that fairy) granted his wish.
Q: Does this make Hogback a good guy? im confused =S
A: No, because fairies can be evil too.
Q: What other evil fairies are there?
The Tooth Fairy. And the pixie that lives in my closet. shudder
What's the difference between Fairies and Pixies, anyway?
A: Never call a Nac Mac Feegle for "fairy" (Terry Pratchet book "the Wee Free Men") but ofc they are pictsies rather then pixies.
Q: What do you call a female "fairy"? (the OTHER sense of the word)
A) a LESBO!
Q) Is Vivi secretly Queen of the Bird People?
A. Dang It don't you understand the word secret. Now everyone knows.
Q. Why was it a secret anyway?
A) [This joke has been deleted for taste.]
Q) Did my response involve Pell committing certain… improprieties with underage Vivi?
A. You mean you didn't know karoo was there as well?
Q. Prehaps we should change the subject now.
A: Yes.
Q: Luffy has Gear Second and Gear Third. What happened to Gear First and Gear Zero?
A) Come on. Vivi rides a bird, she has an inappropriate relationship with a bird-man… what's next?
EDIT: oops. A2) Gear First = normal Luffy. For the sake of indulging you, let's say that Chibi Luffy is Gear Zero...-th.
Q) Will Vivi make a surprise appearance aboard Thriller Bark, only to be mercilessly raped by the Penguin Duo?
A: No, but Karoo will make a surprise appearance.
Q1: What does Karoo do on Triller Bark?
Q2: What does Gear Negative First, Gear Negative Second, and Gear Negative Third do?
A1: He came to visit his long time friend, Count Duckula.
A2: All them make Luffy become slow and create a huge damage in Luffy's IQ. Only the bigger the number, the bigger the damage.
Q: If Spandam was a Pokemon fan, would he force Funkfreed to enter in a Poke Ball?
A1) Get mercilessly raped by the Penguin Duo
A2) make Luffy's brain asplode, enhance his penis, and eat the sun. In that order.
Q1) Would Luffy make himself into a pretzel?
A1: Yes, Spandam would force Funkfreed into a Pokeball.
A2: Yes, and it would be a new finishing move called Gomu Gomu no Pretzel.
Q: What kind of Pokemon would Blueno have?
A: Tauros and Miltank.
Q: What kind of Pokemon Kalifa would have?
A: MAREEP and flaffy
Q1: who would win that pokemon battle?
Q2: What one piece character would be listening to the song you "can't touch this"?
A: Alvida?
Q: What OP character would listen to the song The Thing That Should Not BE, by Metallica?
A) Um…................. Oz?
Q) Which OP character would listen to "Mighty Good Leader" by Audio Adrenaline?
A) Robin!
Q) What would happen if Usopp Meet Pingu?
Usopp would recruit him for his crew.
Is Hogback a kidnapper/molester?
A: No.
Q: How would a crossover with One Piece and Death Note be like?
Kumadori proves to be virtually incomprehensible in his role as Ryuk, and Luffy attempts to draw the next crewman in the Death Note, only to inadvertently kill Hatchi in the process.
Death Note / Eyeshield 21 crossover. How does that work?
A) The mysterious Eyeshield 21 is a wildly successful… football player. But his success comes from every opposing team's quarterback suffering... mysterious deaths? ...Wow, that sucked.
Q) One Piece crossover with LOST. How does it play out?
A: The Straw Hats, Vivi, Spandam, Kaku and Crocodile fuck up the whole mystery with their egos.
Q: Answer to Chaos Inferno19's question?
who would win that pokemon battle?
Blueno's pokemons vs. Kalifa pokemons. Who wins?
A: depends on who has the better lawyer. Kalifas pokemon files a sexuall harassment lawsuit against bluenos.
Q:is the lawyers pokemons? whos' lawyer will win the case?