Unfortunately for everyone (or at least the "innocent"), we do.
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However, Bush suddenly remembered that his administration is really calling the shots, and he can't really do anything of any importance, and besides, the Idol is on, so Bush rescinds his statement.
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Thus the world rejoices as it has survived the brink of retardation, thrusting us into an era of good feelings with Alex Trebek as the leader.
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But the jubilation soon ends when known anarchist Sean Connery overthrew Alex Trebek, establishing a new Reich with his subordinate dragons and that guy from Highlander.
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Bobcat Goldwhait appears and asks if he can join Connery and his squad of weirdos.
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but batman does not approve so he attempts to blow himself up with a bomb.
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And as fate would have it, he does.
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But Blackbeard traps the explosion within a blackhole, laughs heartily, and then headbutts Sean Connery.
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Consequently, he unsleashes the explosion from his blackhole exploding an entire quarter.
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Martians begin rebuilding the destroyed quarter under the disguise of illegal aliens (Mexicans) in order to get closer to the human's –--- This sentence has been ended as it was too long.
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…secret stash of sticky buns. They came hot & fresh from Cici's, and we all know that Cici's restaurants don't exist on Mars.
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Unfortunately for the Martian's, all they have is Pizza Hut and Piggly Wiggly's.
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And if that couldn't be worse, someone plays Liberace's hits, making the Martians heads explode.
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Jack Nicholson is stunned, we then realized he's looking at a Playgirl magazine.
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And then sanji woke up. "WTF WAS THAT?!"
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"Maybe I should stop eating the left over "special food" I make for Nami-swan and Robin-chwan" Sanji said to himself. "But I can't waste it!!!" he tearfully expressed….but then he got an evil idea.
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"Let's put some acid drops in Zoro's cappuchino".
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(Laughing his ass off; this is a filler post.)
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"I need to stop taking so many drugs," says zoro
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"but stopping all of a sudden is hard…oh well, one last time won't hurt.." he continues..
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So Zoro and a monkey decide to fling their poo at each other…
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While everybody's watching him. "What the hell is he doing, all by himself..?"
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While everyone was wondering why Zoro was by himself, a giant comet filled with ice crashes into them.
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The Comet comes to life..
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And Ice Warriors smash out of the Ice Comet.
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From the destroyed Ice Comet appears an image of a looking-retarted Nami and the words "Super Asia".
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After seeing this, Nami used her Perfect Clima-Tact to destroy it.
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But it was ineffective cause she was using the perfect clima-tact to pleasure herself.
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Cosequently, she was terribly zapped and got paralyzed.
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Sanji then became on the verge of insanity when he was faced with the option to take advantage and please his lusts or be gentlemanly and help her, he becomes the villain of the story.
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Sanji's first task as a villain was to make an army of boxing kangaroo chefs.
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But first he had to train them to box solely with their feet, so the villain goes into hiding for a long time.
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While Sanji is trainning his henchmen, Usopp figured out that his nose was longer than other people so he started to ask for it's true purpose…
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He meets with God to ask his question.
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And it turns out to be that God is actually John Belushi…
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Who pulled off a mask and was actually morgan freeman.
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Who pulled of his mask and turned out to be Jimi hendrix.
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Who told him the story of Pinocchio.
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Then he told Usopp to go and find the ancient stone of fire.
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Before Ussop left on his quest God put the John Belushi mask back on and he and Ussop sang "Stand by your man" in a classic duet style.
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After they sang, Usopp started his adventure for the search of the ancient stone of fire by going inside the Forest of Arrows.
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The arrow people proclaimed Usopp their chief due to his nose being long like their bodies.
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After Usopp became chief of the arrow people, he saw a mysterious person in a black cloak by the group of arrow people who were celebrating that Usopp became their leader.
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Usopp pulled down his goggles to magnify his vision and under the cloak of darkness he saw…...THIS!
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Usopp shivered in fear and ran away. He ran so much that he got lost in a Jurassic jungle full of dinosaurs and cavemen.
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Cloaked man followed him and saved him from a giant T-Rex by blowing it's head off via a modified Bazooka: V joined the party, Team Longnose has 2 members now.
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Team Longnose meets Moses on their way who is beardy and can sometimes split a sentence in two to make a path!
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After Team Longnose met Moses, they reached the end of the Forest of Arrows, and saw a giant tornado 5 km ahead.
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Usopp got in panic, but then Moses decided to use his crazy god-like powers to fight with the tornado.