And then Mister Saxon makes a long speech about the bombings.
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Then a bee kills him.
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The British weep and declare war, ON THE BEES! DON
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Then Invader Zim pops out of Tony Blair's chest in an Alien fashion way and yells "Me! I'm going to lead the war against… THE BEES!"
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All hell breaks loose….again, and Luffy finally wins the bidding war with Sephiroth....turning his hatred for the world even greater.
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Then Lavos bursts through Sephiroth ceiling in dramatic final boss fashion.
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Luffy doesn't care about the ensuing madness, and proceeds to eat fudge stripe cookies and pringles.
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but.. 'what the..?!' luffy can't find the cookies and pringles..they seem to have been eaten…BY THE BEES!
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Luffy gets angered and yells "BEES! Fight with me!", but then Zim shows up and says "Hold on stupid human! I declared wars to the bees first!"
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Luffy then says oh ok….but first sell me some crack first
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Zim's chargin his Lazar against the bees…
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and Ramza eats the bees :)
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Zim unleashes his beam anyway, and since there aren't any bees anymore, the beam hits The Wolf-Man.
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Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanine, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lopan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere, lightning fast, and kicked that Zim in his alien ass.
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Then they all turned on each other; and it was the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny. ♪ ♫ ♪
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But then Robocop remembered he needed a good oiling.
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A newspaper blows into the centre of the circle saying "Testosterone is flammable", and in classic Looney Tunes style, only then do the models of masculinity begin catching fire.
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The rest runs away scared, but Captain Kirk who witnesses Bobcat Goldwhait coming out of the flames and changelling him for an epic battle.
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And among all this, suddenly a midget angel Freddy Krueger falls from the heavens onto Earth.
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However, he lands in a volcano.
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The volcano is sentient, and is named 'Pete.'
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Who's last name is jarris
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Angel Freddy fuses with Pete Jarris. Forming a titan among all titans…
THE ROCK! ...jr.
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But then he is defeated and wiped out by Vegeta, who came to make an advertising about his new business.
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Vegeta explodes and becomes…FREDDIE MERCURY! And then Borat appears and thinks Freddie Mercury is his long lost brother.
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Then Luffy finds a meteorite containing a symbiote black strawhat.
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Luffy grabs and eats it.
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As a result, Luffy gets stuck on the toilet for the rest of the story.
(toni, remove your sig, that thing is 1,020kb oversized.)
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So Luffy, being perpetually stuck to the toilet, uproots it from the ground it stands, but is hunched over with a toilet stuck on his ass.
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(Oh-ho! Niiiice use of that.)
Luffy learns 5 new movies via this, he shall learn em from here on.
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But he needs a sparring partner to test these new moves on, so he hires emo peter parker.
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Meanwhile, something really interesting happened.
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But it wasn't the jermain taylor vs cory spinks fight for sure.
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Which made Vegeta very upset as he had programed his VCR to record it at that exact time.
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Unfortunately, Planet Namek decided to finally explode after the 30th episode, rendering Vegeta's worries useless.
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In order to avoid plot holes, the prop department hired a large number of contractors to rebuild Namek on a stage in Burbank, California in time for the 31st episode.
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Gohan uses the dragon balls to wish everything back to the way it was before this thread started, all the while everyone retains the knowledge of what happened, making them well prepared for what is about to occur/reoccur.
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The Blackbeard Pirates waddle into Planet Namek and start demanding an entire planet's worth of cherry pies.
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Suddenly, Joe Pesci appears and breaks the Dragon Balls by singing loudly "Caterina".
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All hell breaks loose once again, hell thinks he needs a cure cause he breaks loose so much.
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And if that couldn't be worse, Joe Pesci sings "Caterina" again, making the hell break loose and over, and over, and over…
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Until Jack Nicholsen comes and kicks his ass.
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And says "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
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Then Pimped out Osama bin-laden appears and pimp-slaps a random hoe.
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But then he is killed by Bobcat Goldwhait, who just came triumphy after his battle with Captain Kirk.
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So Luffy intervenes in all the madness.
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Unfortunately, "Gomu Gomu no Diarrhea" wasn't quite as effective as he had hoped it would be.
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Nami sells the Amazing Bouncing RubberTurds to the Usopp Kaizoku-Dan, who enjoy them immensely as a silly-putty alternative
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She is later put on trial for arming children with WMD's.
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The program you are watching is being interrupted due to the national security alert being raised to bright red, George Bush has just declared war on us on claims that we have Weapons of Mass Destruction.