A: Technically he's a octopus.
Q: What are those dashes on Eneru's face and how did they come to be?
A: Technically he's a octopus.
Q: What are those dashes on Eneru's face and how did they come to be?
A) He challenged Emperor Palpatine to a STATIC FIGHT.
Q) If Emperor Palpatine ruled the World Government, what would happen?
A: Luffy would lose
Q: If Palpatine is the WG leader, who's his Vader?
A: One day, a young man named Johnny Futuregod attended a school track meet with some of his friends, Danny Futuremafiadon, Jimmy Futurefishmanpirate and Tommy Futureassassin. It started off all nice and well, but one the 4th la, something very bad happened. There was a mole migration taking place which caused a bump. Johnny, Danny, Jimmy and Tommy all tripped over it and fell over, skidding along the floor athigh speeds.
Johnny, got the dashes from all the scars he got from sliding along the ground like that. But what's more, he flew into the school and rubbed along the carpet, absorbing an amazing amount of static electricity, giving him electrical powers. He also stretched his ears when the got caught on bike locks. He later renamed himself Enel
Danny missed te school entirely, and kept skidding down the street until he was ground into a fine powder. He was miraculously able to gather himself back together. But he couldn't find the fragments of his hand. He also had to stictch back half his head. He later renamed himself Crocodile
Tommy was just scarred a little bit, so he had to ware a mask. He later rename himself Spandam.
Jimmy got the worst results of all. He went skidding on a different path to all three of the other friends. He went out the exit of the school. Unfortunatly for him, today was his town's annual "Put One Of Those Big Wet Sliding Things That Children Have In Their Garden Along From The School's Exit To The Institute Of Marine Life Genetic Reserach" day and he went on the slidy thing. He went into a tank of Shark hormones and fused with them. He became a horrible fish boy. He was later renamed Arlong.
Q: Why did I write backstories for all the other major villains?
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DAMMIT!! Too slow. Anyway, in response to Impel Down, the Vader of the WG would be…AoKiji! Definately AoKiji.
Now to wait for someone to reply to my question.
A) BECAUSE YOU ARE THE WORST OF THE FOUR! You are Little Dicky Gorousei, the runner who skidded right through seventeen vats of Old Man Potion, and then landed headfirst in the Fountain of Eternal Life.
Q) Where the hell did Dorry and Brogy come from?
A: Elbaf. Duh
Q: Why are you not satisfied, eventhough I answered correctly?
A) I Because I meant before Elbaf.
Q) Where did Elbaf come from?
A-It came from In Your Heart. Not just anyone's YOURS
Q-It's been a year since I've been here. What happens here when you've been here for one year?
A: You become a senior member, unless you don't
Q: Greatest drummer EVER?
A: That would be Brook, because he could take off some of his bones and, and….......oh no..!!! I've run out of bone jokes :(
Q: Creepy gothic robin or Normal silent robin?
A: Gothic robin, because that implies small leather outfits.
Q: Am I back to good answers now?
A: I would say: yes
Q: Does Zoro spike his hair or is it naturally retarded?
Q2: Is my avatar inappropriate?
A1: No, it's just his bedhead. He does sleep alot
A2: Not innapropriate enough!
Q: Sanji with cleats?
A: Fiery footballs of doom.
Q: Michael Jordan copied Luffy in what movie?
A: Aye me thinks it tis in de film space jam
Q: WHERE'S ME GUINNESS!!
A: Chances are you can score some of that at your local 7/11
Q: If each strawhat were into drugs which one would they take?
Nico Robin can get a buzz off of therapeutic hand cream.
Usopp tried cocaine, but snorted it too fast and got ill.
What about villians?
A: Steroids and cocaine. Cus it's a hell of a drug.
Which explains Arlong's delusions of grandeur despite the fact he doesn't have any nipples.
Q: Which other One Piece character has no nipples?
A: Wapol, because he ate them.
Q: Brooke's most depressing song is "I'm not wearing underwear today!" … agreed?
A. No that is jjsut scary
Q. "Who said that I had a big red nose? Guuuagh"
A: I believe that was James Earl Jones
Q: Ao Kji vs. every hockey team ever in hockey. Who be win?
A: Ao Kji- he would just letém chill out for a sec :p Or an whoel Ice Age XD
Q: Will Luffy lose in an eating contest vs. Wapol?
A: Yes, because Wapol's the CEO of a toy company and he can afford to eat better food.
Q: Moria vs. Luffy in a sleeping contest?
The guinea pig will win.
Q: Could the guy who replies to this please ask the quesion, "What would the Straw-Hat's favourite films be?"?
A: Luffy= cheesy comedies starred by Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell
Zoro= Samurai story movies
Sanji= Bruce Lee matinee movies
Robin= mystery movies
Franky= cheesy action movies concerning machines of massive destruction and cool explosions
Usopp= cheesy adventure movies
Chopper= animated movies
Nami= movies concerning gambling and robbery
Q: CP9 with lasers?
I personally would see Chopper as liking medical miracle movies like "Lorenzo's oil"…Anyway...
A: CP9 already has Roushiki, and an attack style laster would be too heavy to carry round for them.
Q: If a woman ate the Chicken Chicken devils fruit and then suddenly started serving omlets for breakfast, would you eat them? Why?
A: No, because I don't eat omlettes. Simple as that.
Q: Usopp as a Baptist minister?
A.) Surekill Holy-Water Star!!!
Q.) What do you think would be Usopps nickname if he were to be in real modern day schools, with his long nose and all?
A: Dweeb, Nerd, the stupid nerd, the stupid dweeb, the stupid geek, geek, long-nose, Pinocchio etc etc etc
Q: Mayor Haggar joins the Strawhats?
A: Mayor Haggar eats the Strawhats.
Q: In a cannibalistic fury, who does Mayor Haggar call to save the day?
A: Wapol. Just to help him in this mess.
Q: Spandam Cereal. Who would buy it? And How bad can it be for the consumers?
A: Druggies, and it causes Cool Ranch chips to skyrocket.
Q: What if Luffy wore a straw visor?
A: Then the promisse for Shanks would be… eh...
Q: Spandam Cereal. How bad it can be for the consumers?
A: So bad that once you open the box a recording of Spandam's evil laugh is heard.
Q: Will the deaf be effected by the cereal since they cannot hear Spandam's evil laugh?
A: The cereal pieces turn into elephants, killing them
Q: What would the cover look like? (I expect an actual image)
A: The box is designed in the shape of a mask. An S&M mask.
Q: Who would win: The LOTR elephants, or Funkfreed?
A: LOTR elephants, definitly.
Q: Why don't you go back and try that again?
A: I'm the goddamn Batman.
Q: Hildon is the OP equivalent of Batman. Who is Franky equivalent to?
A: Iron Man
Q: Sanji?
A: Obviously Aquaman. Just because they're both blonde. But Sanji isn't gay. So there you go.
Q: Ussop?
A: Sogeking
Q: Sanji?
A:The Hunter
Q: Can Brook play the Bongo drums?
A: Yes brook is a world wide musician he can play anything that can make sound.
Q: What would a Brook poem be like?
A: Free Verse, and he'd talk about his love for panties.
Q: What does Zoro keep under his mattress?
A: Yaoi.
Q: What does Franky keep under his mattress?
A: Spare parts?
Q: Why can't little brothers do anything besides annoying the living hell out of everybody around them? (Sorry to any little brothers on this forum)
A: Because there mission in life is to show there older brothers they don't care for them.
Q: How would Lucchi treat a younger brother?
A: "STFU OR I'LL KILL YOU"
Q: Why are there so many stupid idiots in todays world?
A: Because if there weren't any idiots then who would we make fun of and vice versa.
Q: Whats a shoop da whoop and be pacific.
A: It's hard to be Pacific about it. It's a very Atlantic subject. Anyway, Shoop Da Whoop s derived from the German "Shoip Die Whelker" which literally means "lazer debris". It refers to what is left after the guy FIRES HIS LAZAA!
Q: If the Straw Hats land on these forums and oceanizer was the main villain who fights Luffy, who would all the other mods fight and who would the nakama be?