A: Nami would invite Robinto do sex then Robin denies because she would prefer Franky's balls.
Q: What would happen if Robin catches Sanji and Zoro making out?
A: Nami would invite Robinto do sex then Robin denies because she would prefer Franky's balls.
Q: What would happen if Robin catches Sanji and Zoro making out?
A) Watch?
Q) Where is Franky's handlebars?
A) Ask Zambai.
Q) Zambai vs. Conis, who wins?
A) Helmeppo wins.
Q) Why isn't Yokozuna a weremole?
A) Because he's a sumo frog.
Q) If a frog becomes a prince when you kiss him, and Yokozuna becomes a sumo wrestler when you kiss him, what happens when you kiss Hattori?
A: He becomes … Birdramon from Digimon.
Q: What if Luffy wore a Mario hat with wings?
A. He'd use all his P-wings at once and they'd launch him to the moon, where Enel and Koopa have joined forces. Then he'd kick all their asses.
Q. Does Franky make you wanna buy a budlight?
A) yes
Q) how does lasso masturbate without shooting someones head off?
A: INNOCENCE DESTROYER! I refuse to answer.
Wait, screw that.
Maybe Lassoo just goes to full dog mode?
Q: If Hyper Dingo ate a Dingo Dingo fruit and WHITEBEARD ate a Beard Beard fruit, who would win in a fight?
A) The mast would fall off because of sheer stupidity, killing both in the process.
Q) If the people of Skypiea have wings, why are they always walking?
A. Have you seen the gas prices up there?
Q. Why do they require gas?
A. The economy of Skypeia is based on how many breeze dials you own.
Q. So how's it smelling in Skypeia?
A) Like a bed of roses
Q) Does ace ejaculate magma?
A) yeah, in fact, it's more powerful than his fire fist… u don't want to be sprayed in the face w/ that...
Q) if luffy met shanks before he reach the next island, and he gave the strawhat back, what will they call themselves now???
A) The uhh… "We-can't-come-up-with-a-better-name-than-this-because-Luffy-gave-away-his-friggin-strawhat" crew! Or, just plain, old Luffy Kaizoku-dan.
Q) What would happen if Buggy swallowed the Bara Bara fruit, but didn't get angry at Shanks, and became part of his crew?
A. Lucky Roo would mistake his red nose for a patch of cotton candy, eat it, and he'd no longer be clownish.
Q. So what would he call himself then? Detachable Buggy?
A: Buggy the master Rapist
Q: Would Shanks hate buggy if buggy was a rapist :O
A: No cause Shanks is a rapist too.
Q: Does Nami need a bigger bra?
A: Nah- and if she needed one, they wouldn't have one her size.
Q: If Chopper's a reindeer- why can't he fly?
A: He can, he's just afraid of heights, so he doesn't.
Q: Have Enel's ears ever gotten caught on something?
A-They kept getting caught on his wings. That's why he clipped them off.
Q-Why are there mole people on the moon?
They kept digging too far and came out the other end of the world.
Nero has whiskers like Nezumi. Related?
A: VEry
Q: Would sanji give birth to A zoro baby?
A: What? No!
It's a Garp baby.
Q: Is it just me, or does Jyabura's mustache grow when he goes into his 1/2 form?
A-Everything grows in half form like Kaku's…
Q-What's the best thing to fill in the last sentence in the Answer?
A: Probably ears. Nothing insulting, surprisingly.
OH NO THAT SPELLS OUT PENIS.
Q: Is Yokozuna a girl frog or a boy frog? Also, why the hell does a frog have hair?!
A: Yokozuna is a girl frog who took too much testostrone and hair growth pills.
Q: Do you think Zoro's dad was a Marimo?
A) Zoro's dad was Kuromarimo's great-uncle… twice removed.
Q) Who are Nami's parents??
A) The Canadian Tire couple.
Q) What's the least efficient idea for a devil fruit power possible?
A. The Runs Runs Fruit, it makes you have diarrhea all the time so you spend your days on the can.
Q. What unfortunate soul ate this fruit or will eat it?
A: Zoro.
Q: How come all of the female mothers die in One Piece? (Ex: Bellemere, Bankiina, and from the looks of it, Vivi's mom.)
A: It's all a conspiracy.
Q: what is the conspiracy and how is Jack the Ripper involved?
A.) Jack the Ripper was the one who killed them… those other stories are fake.
Q.) If Lucci was forced to pick which singing group he'd be in, which of the two would he choose?
The Cheetah Girls or Josey and the Pussycats?
A) Lucchi can't join because his a leopard
Q) What if Kaku join Luffy's crew
A: Robin and Nami would rape him. Then ussop.
Q: Can Sanji Impregnate Zoro!?!
A) Yes. Anything can happen in One Piece. B) What will their man-babies look like?
A:A mini Zoro with blond hair and a mini Sanji with green hair.
Q:Would Sanji date Usopp or Zoro and why?
A: Uh… Zoro! Because the fangirls say so!
Q: Yu-gi-oh, One Piece style. How much dead and injured afterwards?
A) None dead, but many are injured due to…
PAPER CUTS TO THE X-TREME!!!
B) Who would be considered the "King of Games"?
A. Bob Barker
Q. The price is wrong?
A:Bacon
Q: Is ZORO THE KING OF ALL BACON? IS HE? Iz HE?
A: Nay, he is merely the prince of all bacon.
Q: Who's the king and queen, then?
A: Wapol is the king and mr.9 is queen
Q: Doesn't Lucchi's forehead hurt from all of that badassery?
A: Yes. That's why he's emo.
Q: Arlong x Lucchi. What results?
A. Half-gyojin, half-humans who talk via a seahorse on their shoulder.
Q. What's the seahorse's name?
A) Hatomoo. But 4K!DS just refer to him as Juan.
Q) Why aren't there any Hispanic One Piece characters?? What is the World Government's immigration policy?
A. They don't want illegals, that simple.
Q. Is Usopp/Sogeking really related to Pinochio?
Pinocchio spawned Sogeking and they had more children.
Idn't dat grody?
A-Not as much as thinking that the last person that posts on this thread will win.
Q-If it's grody, what will the person win?
A. A million bucks and Bush's White House.
Q. Why would someone want the White House? (no political ranting intended!)