A. Only if the 4kids censors can change it to the third arm coming out of his belly button.
Q. Bara Bara Chinko missle?
A. Only if the 4kids censors can change it to the third arm coming out of his belly button.
Q. Bara Bara Chinko missle?
A - No, Chinko Bara Bara Missile.
Q - How many stupid questions have been asked so far?
A: Give or Take 6638.
Q: Why does Enel NOT HAVE WINGS?!
A. Cause people on Bilka were Devils.
Q. So why doesn't he have a tail?
A; Because he has a Hoola Hoop.
Q: Hoola Hoop?
A: No thank you, I already ate.
Q: Have you eaten in the last ten minutes?
A: Maybe
Q: Do all the straw hats have natural hair color. zoro-green Nami-orange
a. Yes, yes and yes!
q. What was the last yes about?
A: You were impersonating Nami and Zoro in a Herbal Essance commercial.
Q: What's Franky's favorite shampoo and conditioner?
A) Head and Shoulders
Q) Knees and toes?
A. Careful, Franky has a knee missle and lasers in his toes.
Q. Is the real Franky a tiny alien inside the cyborg body's head?
A) Sure.
Q) Shouldn't Kaku be able to turn into a monkey since his Deevil Fruit was shaped like a banana?
A: You're implying that Giraffes don't like bananas? This is common Oda logic.
Q: What's Oda law #34?
A: Tuesdays must always begin with a pile of fruit cans.
Q: What does that mean?
A: That's Oda's breakfast, fool!
Q: What's Oda's dinner?
A: More donuts.
Q: And Oda's lunch?
A) Naruto
Q) What do Oda and Mr. T have in common?
A) Their both Gods.
Q) What if One Piece and Pokemon had a crossover?
A: Ash: Pikachu, GO!
Bluneo: Tekkai, GOU!
Pikachu uses Gear 2 on Bluneo, it's super effective!
Q: One Piece plus…Fairy Tale?!
A: They made a doujinshi about that. Nami was Snow White and Vivi was Prince Charming. It wasn't yuri though, they were just being silly.
Q: What does Sanji think of NamixVivi pairings?
A: He wouldn't think, he would jump into the bed.
Q: Whose bed? And what is Oda's law #π?
A: It's a bed that Iceburg bought to him and Califa. And I don't know anything about invisible laws.
Q: Alice in Wonderland crossovers with Baroque Works Saga. What is the equal?
A) Bon Clay would steal everyone’s tarts, Nami would play croquet, Nico Robin would scream “off with their heads” a lot, and Vivi would have a really bizarre conversation with Miss All Sunday’s turtle.
Q) Crossover the Enies Lobby saga with the Lord of the Rings. Result?
A: Pell is a white robe would come in at the end, with enough reinforcements to change the tide of battle. Usopp's an elf.
Q: Crossover One Piece with Pulp Fiction, and what do you get?
A: You get Usopp as Jules and Zoro as Vincent, who takes Robin out on a date but gets pump with adreline at the end of the date. Zoro gets killed by Luffy while looking for his gold watch given him him by Shanks. Luffy then takes a sword and slays Spandam the Gimp and Nezumi the corrupted cop to save Foxy.
Q: One Piece + Matrix = ?
One Piece - 'cause Matrix sucks
Nami's got "bouncier" than Robin because…?
A: SHEER WILL POWER.
Q: What else does Nami have that Robin does not?
A: orange trees
Q: she still does, doesn't she?
A) No, she turned them all into cocktails.
Q) OMG…..RORONOA D. ZORO LORRRLLLLLLZZZZ!!!!111[/FANBOY]??
A: I just dunno what you were asking…
Q: What do you want?
A) YOUR SOUL :devil: !
Q) Who's soul does Doflamingo want?
A) The Pink Panther's
Q) How good is the Straw Hats' gaydar?
A: Not good at all. I mean, Zoro's right there….oh snap
Q: Can you makes subdivisions for the hito hito fruit without sounding racist? (for example: inu inu:model jackal)
A) Sure. Hito Hito Fruit: Model Slut!
Q) What powers does this fruit endow?
A) It turns the user in an unstopable, mindless and annoying ninfomaniac.
Q)Who in One Piece MUST NOT eat this fruit for the sake of them all?
Usopp.
Will this be another tired nose joke?
A) NO! It will be a lame-ass Certain-Pregnancy Semen Boshi joke!
Q) So how do the Straw Hats react to Usopp's newfound abilities?
A: Terrified, and yet strangely stimulating
Q: What's most likely to happen if the Galley-La went "clubbing"?
A) Paulie would tell all the women to cover up, Rob Lucci would breakdance, Tilestone would get kicked out, and Lulu would be the DJ.
Q) What would Iceberg be doing?
A) He's the janitor
Q) Who would win in a battle Chopperman are Dengakuman
A: CHOPPERMAN'S DENGAKUMAN?! THAT'S WHERE HE WENT!
Q: Did you mean: "Who would win a battle, Chopperman or Dengakuman?"?
A) D'oh, Sorry I'm new here
Q) Again, who would win in a battle, Chopperman or Dengakuman
A: Chopperman. Wh~y? Cause he's taller and cuter, and a more prominent main character on his respective show. The odds are against dengakuman here…
Q: If Dengakuman could "fuse" with anyone in the Strawhat crew, who would it be?
Part 2: Do you know why I put "fuse" in quotes?
(No, why?)
A: Luffy, because he would become so hypnotized with the cuteness that wouldn't notice the fusion.
Q: What would happen if Kuro changed place with Mr. Crocker of Fairly Oddparents and Crocker changed place with Kuro?
A: The teacher would be plotting to kill fairies and Usopp never joina the crew and the entire story of One Piece never happens. Then you get executed.
Q: What would happen if a fishman ate a devil fruit?
A) They would slowly starve to death underwater.
Q) What would happen if a fairy godparent ate a devil fruit?
A) The world of Fairly Oddparents will break in pieces.
Q) What would happen if the Straw Hats find a black monolith, just like that one of 2001: A Space Odyssey?
A) Duh. Poneglyph. Next question.
Q) What would happen if Captain Kirk ended up on board the Going Merry (or whatever new ship the Straw Hats may or may not get)?
A) Kirk will be kicked out of the ship because Luffy is already enough of sharing the captain title with Usopp.
Q) What other sci-fi/horror stuff left to inspire more stupid questions to this topic?