A: All that matters is Chopper and Zoro fusing and becoming Yoda.
Q: Not to do with OP but aren't you tired of going back and forth with us?
A: All that matters is Chopper and Zoro fusing and becoming Yoda.
Q: Not to do with OP but aren't you tired of going back and forth with us?
A_Yes and No, it's fun but at the same time. I want to dance.
Q_If One Piece became a high school drama show. What would all the character's new personlities be like? To match the high school drama show.
A) Nami - money-hungry slut, social butterfly
Robin - bookish girl who magically becomes hot just by taking off her glasses
Chopper - foreign student that all the girls think is cute
Zoro - brooding emo type
Sanji - the mack
Luffy - ringleader, dumbass comic relief
Usopp- see above
Q) What personas would main villains adopt?
A. Arlong - Big Bad Bully Football Player
Crocodile - The Principle :D
Aokiji - The Janitor…
Out of imaginion...
Q. What about the others?
Wanze: Lunchlady.
Wapol: Exchange Student.
Ace: Kid who sleeps through math class.
Is Ace a villian?
A) Vivi - new girl
Rob Lucci - hall monitor xD
Gee, I always thought Wapol would be the janitor and Aokiji…..
....would be.......
.....THE BASKETBALL COACH!!!!!!!!
And Kokoro would be the lunch lady.
F-CK! SCOOPED!
A2) Go Ask Oda.
Q) What will Oda say??
A) I don't know. I don't speak Japanese.
Q) ¿Quién en One Piece puede hablar español?
A: Crocodile!!!
Q: Luffy Exploded?!
A: into tiny little pigs that run all over the ship
Q: who will find one piece first me or luffy ? (psst I have jet boots)
A: Luffy. It turns out he'll find it just a few seconds before you, right when you'll think you've won. Sorry, it's just how things work.
Q: Can Robin clone her internal organs?
Off topic: Hey, Kairouseki. You speak spanish, too? So do I..
A. Maybe, but she'll explode if she clones them INTO A BUNCH OF TINY PIECES!! Sanji: OOhhh Boobs!!! Ok, that is just sick..
Q. What if Nami uses Zoro's sword as a …you know..?
A-As a knife to cut her tangerines? That will be good!
Q-Since Zoro uses three swords, and Nami uses three parts to her staff, and if Chopper eats three rumble balls he turns into a monster, what is the other SHs three things?
@ultimateclima:
A-As a knife to cut her tangerines? That will be good!
Q-Since Zoro uses three swords, and Nami uses three parts to her staff, and if Chopper eats three rumble balls he turns into a monster, what is the other SHs three things?
A: Luffy: 3 gears.
Ussop: 1 nose + 2 eyes = 3
Sanji: 1 eye + 2 legs=3
Robin: 300 hands
Q: Luffy, Chopper, and Robin have hats. Name the other SHs headgear…some should be obvious.
Sanji: Chef Hat (Whatever they are called)
Nami: TANGELOS! XD
Zoro: MARIMO!!
Usopp: Bandana, double duh..
Franky(if he joins): Different hairstyles, as if clothes.
FK35, yah, I'm taking Spanish 2 in high school
A) No question!
Q) What is the magnification on Usopp's sniper goggles?
A. you dont know that? You ask too seroius quetions, but still I'd say that he can see what Enel be doing in the moon XD
Q. Does they?
Q: That explains the paparazzi links about Enel.
A: Sanji + Zoro + Asura + Devil Leg + pudding =?
A: TOO MUCH ADDING!
Q: Add everything in One Piece together, then what do you get?
A) A pigeon that eats lightning and farts ketchup.
Q) What do you get when you add everything in Naruto?
SEVERE BRAIN CRAMPS brought on by wearing a forehead protector too tight.
Where's Hattori?
A: Um…he's on Lucci back...writing stuff on him while he's out.
Q: If Lucci has a WG scar on his back, then what tatoo would go well with it?
A: Clearly he found X's in squares to match. (Check his arms)
Q: How would everyone dance in One Piece?
A) Luffy would flail his stretchy limbs and knock everyone over, Robin would do some sexy type dance involving the Hana Hana, Sanji would start a breakdancing contest with Zoro, Usopp would headbang with Chopper, Franky would do his Water 7 bongo dance, and Nami would perform the Slow-Mo Happiness Punch Dance (here's hoping). xD
Q) What villains/support characters would be dancing at the club with them? Also, how would they dance?
A) That will be a big question… But here we go:
*Jango: Duh, obvious...
*Fullbody: Other duh obvious
*Mr. 2: He would mix ballet and kung fu, hurting anyone he approaches
*Miss Valentine: Singin' in the Rain???
*Kaku: He would try to copy the coolest dance perfomance but then it would result in something really ridicolous
*Satori: Imagine a dork at the disco and then you get it
*Gedatsu: Same as Kaku, but in a worse way
*Foxy: He would try to look cool as making the worst dance perfomance ever: the Noro Noro Disco!
*Miss Doublefinger: Like Jango, but better
*Wanze: Like Satori, but better
*Spandam: Same as Kaku and Gedatsu, but much worse than Geds
Q) How the Straw Hats would sing "Always Look at the Bright Side of Life"?
A. Poorly.
Q. Has Robin figured out Da Vinci's Code?
A: Yes, and it said "Butter, eggs, chocolate, cocoa powder".
Q: If Shanks punched Vivi with his left arm, what would happen and would Vivi combust?
Well, Shanks' hand would hurt, and we can only pray that Vivi would combust.
What's wrong with me– Lucci all of a sudden seems very bishie?
A. Hmm…according to these readings, you seem to have contracted a rare virus called Gyojinophlous, which slowly morphs your brain into thinking strange thoughts. The only way to catch this virus is to have unhealthy exposure to all things gyojin.
Q. What is the cure for this horrid disease?
A: One Rankyaku to the groin but it would do more harm then good.
Q: Is Shanks lost arm and badass scar good conversation starters lines when with the ladies.
A. Yeah, he can always start the conversation with, "Hey baby, wait'll you see what the Seaking DIDN'T take…"
Q. If Alvida and Buggy had a baby, would it be slippery, segmented, or both?
A) It would be stretchy and have curly green eyebrows.
Q) How did the Mugiwaras do in computer class?
A_Well with Nami sitting by me, she easily got an A in the class.
While Sanji stuck to the cough naughty hentai websites too much.
Zoro slept and then accidentally stuck his foot through the computer monitor while dreaming over soccer.
Robin spent too much time looking at wikipedia and correcting websites.
Chopper, Ussop, and Luffy just watched funny videos and then downloaded a game that contained a virus, making everyone lose computer time.
Finally Franky, well let us just say that he became more of a cyborg. So many computer parts so little time for upgrades.
Q_Why did Nami get an A off of me in the computer class?
A) She posed for your webcam, you dirty perv.
Q) What would you have paid her with if you hadn't been in computer class?
A_Um how aboot, money? Wait, that would have been to easy of an answer. I guess with tacos.
Q_Does Sanji make tacos a lot or do tacos even exist in One Piece since really I don't see any or our cultures present in the series. Through to make fun of my culture, anyone who drinks a lot could be considered Irish.
A: There are no Taco. There are Nacho.
Q: WHA?!
A) No, you fool! Nacho (Libre) would get his ass handed to him by Jesus Burgess.
Q) What would happen if Napoleon Dynamite suddenly appeared on the Going Merry (or whatever ship they get next)?
A. Chaos! Pure, unadulterated chaos.
Q. Does Luffy play any instruments?
A: The cymbols. Remember that one pic with the SHs performing with the animals?
Q: "shaggawa???" ~APDonut
A) Yes, shaggawa indeed.
Q) Is Nami's hair naturally orange?
A) Depends on whether or not the carpet matches the curtains, if you catch my drift.
Q) If Vivi's carpet matched the curtains, wouldn't that be AWESOME????
No, wait, lemme do another one. Um…
Q2) Does Sanji have insecurity issues??
A1: OMG, yes it would!
A2: Only when Nami is within five feet of another man.
Q: Does Lucci have his own designer line of clothes?
A) Yes, they're called "Rob Lucci's Big, Tall, and Giant-Leopard-Shaped Menswear." 100% pigeon-proofed!
Q) What type of product does Kaku endorse? (Califa's is too obvious.)
Not his own, but G.A.P: Gay Association of People. Hehe, sry, I just had to bring that up.
Nachos, or Tacos? Or maybe even Tortillas?
Pablo Francisco: Making fun of movie narrating voice: In one town, in a small street corner, one man sells tortillas. "I don't know who that guy is, but I want his tortillas." Arnold Swharsneisger (Don't know how to spell it): I'll never give you my tortillas! They are mine!!
Listen to me, listen, they are trying to get my tortillas!! They are trying to kilkl you!!
Bump bump bump bump Arnold Swarzsheneisger is "AAAAGGHHH!!!!"
Little Tortilla Boy"
A)Was there a question in there somewhere?
Q) How do Luffy and Usopp get to their piano recitals?
A: They get their with the help of miss frizzle and the magic school bus.
Q: If one piece was a ecchi manga how many pantie shots would there be?
A_ Yes, " Nachos, Tacos or Tortillas? Which is better?"
A2_Gomu Gomu no Go to Piano Recital by 4:00!!
Q_ Is Kalipha l***ian? Or just feminist
Edit: Damn!! Beaten again!
A3_ 545138.156513
A) Califa is whatever you want her to be.
Q) What does .156513 of a panty shot look like?
A- A white dot.
Q - How did Lucci really get the scars on his back?
I don't know. i just made it up. Hello? "Stupid answer"?
Why panty-shot? How about full Nami and Robin (not lesbian) wearing them with no clothes on instead of just panty shots? Or.. I'll STFU now
Damn!!!! I hate this!
He was shot 4 times by a pimp' .. don't ask why..
A) Foxy never posts a question! No Happiness Punch for you!
Q) I thought Lucci was the pimp?? Or is Hattori the pimp?