"I'm not happy being here right now"
"Now go away!"
"I'm not happy being here right now"
"Now go away!"
"Quinn of LoL is my role model."
Why has nobody ever scan my brain to a machine yet?
Later that same day in the doctor's office
DOCTOR: So now that we've managed to get the bones in your forearm realigned in that cast, you mind telling us again how you managed to break both those bones?
Well you see I was out by the sea and I saw the most beautiful bird flying over to me. Now this bird was about half the size of me, but he looked so friendly-like I figured it'd be mighty fine to have such a friendly bird come sit by me. So I put my arm out real friendly-like. And he came to land on it, and…
DOCTOR: ...:wassat:
Tell me, how to get this stupid costume off from my body and I'll let you live.
Aurora Borealis?
ehhh …I hope her buttons don't pop off again.
I hope my favorite anime gets canceled?
gets canceled
Good!
Oh hi there, you're growing up rather nicely. Just a bit more before I make a coat out of you.
"This chicken is no coward!"
And why should I get off my high horse?
Wano in 2017? Good one, mate!
…w-why are the words "Right! Here goes!" suspended in the air in front of me...?
I Can't. Stop. Staring at them.
I can't move my head.
I've stared at these words so long my irises are gone. I have no pupils.
Every now and then I catch the glimpse of a bright flash just below my field of vision.
I think I'm going mad...
Girl=Ohh yeess, that is such a wooonderfuul sword!
"My owners tried to give me tuna…I hate tuna..."
I must make off with this carrot!
How many times do I have to say it? Do NOT insult my uniform!
…......I AM NOT AMUSED. -_-
"I'm taking 'spirit fingers' to a whole new level."
Whaa…. No! My bangs are not hiding a third eye! You're obviously thinking of some other pig-tailed, bangs-bearing psycho!
"I find your humor aPAWlling."
"I think I put one of my contact lenses in wrong"
HEHEHEHEHE! I'm a superstah mommma.
No pictures, please!
Another day, another time to breathe air and pump blood. Meh.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To start the Apocalypse, of course!
Oh boy. The state is imploding again.
"I've gotten tired of life…" Heavy sigh
My hair? Took 6 hours to tie all of it.
"What's that Mimikyu? Meowth is stuck in a well?"
My identity is mysterious.
I hate Mondays and other days that end in "Y."
WTF… this stupid thing says a pokemon is suppose to be here!
"I'm Kat the Cat! This is my happy face after such quality puns."
What is this Granblue Fantasy you are talking about it?
What, so you care more about my single nostril between my eyes than the arms growing out from my scalp? Meh, don't care.
This will teach Old MacDonald not to call me a fat cow!
I'll show him by imitating the cow that burned down Chicago during that barnyard party gone wrong.
"I can't believe you said that."
Son….I am dissapoint.
"Hm, do I want chicken or steak?"
Don't be silly! No, this headdress is not super-glued to my forehead.
@__Katzztar__: "Please kill me!"
Hm, should I upload those photos or not?
Yesss, after that post of Hilter in drag - disturbing- its time to destroy the world.
What so you mean you disagree? Do what I tell you.
"If I stretch a little more I can reach this thing off screen…!"
I wonder if anyone will find out I have braces.
"Hu hu hu, hope I become popular with the ladies~"
@__NicoNico28__: "I shall have my revenge for the red scarf clan!"