A: No, she studied under Hillary Clinton.
Q: If the Straw Hats decided to rob a bank, what task would each member be assigned?
A: No, she studied under Hillary Clinton.
Q: If the Straw Hats decided to rob a bank, what task would each member be assigned?
A: Nami would be doing her own thing, Robin would be giving a hand to everything whilst everyone else is SMASH SMASH.
Q: Robin, Nami and Vivi in a maple syrup wrestling match. Oh yeah?
A:Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh….....
Q:If the straw hat's had to jump off a cliff,who would go first?
A: Luffy. Hights can't kill him.
Q: If you were to give me a Devil Fruit, what would it be?
A. I'd give you the tinman tinman fruit, cause you love Alphonse so much.
Q. Alphonse against Mr. 1. Fight of the century?
A: Actually, niether opponent would be able to damage each other. Barry the Choppa would probably just mess it up with a convient bomb anyway.
Q: Luffy vs. Kool-aid man, most delicious fight of the century?
A: Luffy thought so.
Q: Don Kreig vs. Mousse(Ranma 1/2), most weapons in a fight ever?
A. Yup
Q. Where da hood at?
A: Whereever "Deez nuts" are.
Q: Where are…."doze nuts?"
A) Aisle 13, right next to "dat cereal."
Q) WherWhat happens when the Straw Hats go shopping?
A: Sea Mart. Luffy gets busted for making a scene, Nami gets busted for shoplifting, Chopper gets busted because animals aren't allowed, Usopp gets busted in the grocery department, don't ask, Sanji gets busted for trying to seduce the lady at the register, Zoro and Franky get busted trying to break them out of the security office, and Robin's wallet gets busted when she has to post bail for the lot of them.
Q: Nami vs. Vivi in a pool chicken fight, who wins and who's holding them?
A) Sanji is holding Vivi, Usopp is holding Nami; Sanji/Vivi win because Usopp was purposefully drowned by an angry Nami.
Q) What's next in this round of pool games?
A. Luffy, Chopper, and Robin accidentally drowning, since they can't swim! snicker Then Nami, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, and Franky play a rousing game of marco polo.
Q. Hey, If Robin can't swim, why is she quite often seen in a bathing suit?
P.S. Note the sarcasm.
A) Because she can swim in your dreams.
Q) cough cough What else does Robin do in your dreams?
A) Nothing I could post here. is afraid of 1 2 Jango
Q) I had a vision of Don Krieg standing on a cliff in all his pride. Cool, isn't it?
A_Maybe, Don was always an interesting character, he needs to have a ministory or Oda needs to actually write up a follow up story for him.
Q_Should Oda actually have a ministory, not cover story, for each main villain?
No. Nobody wants to discover that Wapol's mama was very kind and loving and encouraged her son to eat as a sign of love, which explains his messed up attitude to food.
Why is Hatchi's tattoo in the middle of his forehead?
A: FACEPLANT!
Q: Will Sanji ever suceed in his quest for jubblies?
A. Nope. Zoro will though, driving Sanji into insanity.
Q. What will Sanji do when he goes crazy?
A: He'll start licking the walls and talking to his boots. Because that's what crazy people do.
Q: When Franky isn't feeling well, does he get a check up from Chopper or Usopp?
A: Both.
Q: Why does the World Government suck?
A: Because they aren't the Moon Goverment!
Q: What does Luffy Smell Like?
A) An old shoe.
Q) Who's old shoe?
Fish stix and jello puddin'!
Q.Why is Robin so emo? (but not like Sasugay)
Darn it!! Wrong time
A: Glue, or maybe blu-tac. Or BO.
Q: Why is Spandam such a moron?
Cause his mother bunked him on the head when he was a baby
Q.Why is Robin so emo? No one answered me
A: She is an emo!? I thought she was goth!
Q: Why Spandam's mother smacked Spandam in the head?
A: 'Cos he tried to kill Luffy when he was a kid 'cos Spandam can actually see the future and he wanted to stop him totally RUINING the WG's rep.
Q: What music does Eneru like?
A) Heavy metal
Q) Why does Bellamy always have a wierd expression on his face?
A: Because he got lobotomy. See that scar in his head ?
Q: Why Kalifa doesn't like men?
A: Because she was rap- is shot
Q: How did Buggy get his nose?
A) He was born with a round nose, but he thought it looked wierd, so he painted it red.
Q) What brand of cigars does Smoker buy?
A: WG's own Cuiban like island where they use all the not-so-bad criminal they won't put trough the Gate of Justice! Oh and btw, the cigars are A-quality! If Smoker gets B-qulity cigars… Oh dear! You DON'T want to see him for a week...
Q: Whats the most popular TV show in Grand Line... IF they had Television!
A. Lost
Q. Does Mihawk wear contacts?
A: Nope. His eyes look like that because his dad is a tigerman. Just kidding.
Q: Who would look better in a bikini, Kaya or Conis?
A: Kaya. Because she doesn't have wings in the back.
Q: Why Porche is wearing the same bikini top that Alvida was using in volume 25?
A: there was a special offer on starbucks, buy coffee get ugly bikini for free!
Q: was Crocodiles parents alligators?
A: WHA!!!! Earth Explodes
Q: Will Luffy Use Windows Vista, or is he using Mac OS X? (You know they gotta have computers!)
His dad was one O.o
Why does Chopper like sweets so much?
AAggh you posted first, cbajd5!! I will get my revenge!
Anwser for cbajd5's question_Luffy will use Mac, since Vista will suck major arse and have a crap load of problems until Vista service pack two gets released.
Anwser for FoxyKaizoku35's question_Chopper's red nose is from too many sweets not alochol like other characters, cough Buggy cough
Q_Who would win in a disco dance off? Sanji, Nami, or the GSR?
A. Sanji would let Nami win, but since you are there,….....NAMI'D WIN!!! J/K. I am a bitch.
Q. Why is Flamingo such a douchetwinkie? (someone who wears gay clothes, I believe)
A. Well, Sanji would have the best moves, but Nami could "bribe" the judges. You, however, could use your Legend of Zelda fan powers to blast away opponents with Din's Fire! fwoosh!
A2. Damn! Beaten to the punch. Anyway, am I the only person who likes DoFlamingo? I don't think he's a douchetwinkie…
Q. Does the Ketchup King have any special powers? Other than the obvious ketchupkinesis of course.
A_Yum ketchuokinesis, sounds tasty and orgy fun at the same time.
Q_Is orgy fun like fighting fun?
A. O.O WTF!? Well, ya could be right, bu..NO!! Um,.. Maybe??
Q.Why does GSR talk in the third person?
A: Because of the Law of Robotics.
A: Does that mean GSR is a robot?
I don't know. I am not into robots. Xp
Is Cbajd5 going be mad at me for not anwering his question?
A_Yes he will, so you don't get a reward cookie from him. To fully answer the question though. I'm a robot, made to fight evil in Hyrule and then disco dance on my off hours. Sadly, Link gets all the good evil fighting jobs.
Q_What is the GSR's deal with disco dancing? Is it a long lost passion from a previous life? Or just something else more sinister?
I don't know, but eventually, someone will start counting, you'll forget all about it, and return to your normal life as a Marine with bolts jammed in your knuckles.
If the GSR is Fullbody, who's Morgan?
A_Hmm I like that idea of permentally having brass knuckles on. I may have to look into that. I would say that my brother is Morgan or my fellow JA Crew member, Mr. Death is.
Q_Who would be Jango?
A: You, Bounty1Berry! What, did you think you'd be a certain merman? Well, things don't quite work that way, sucker!
Q: Who's responsible for how things work? Doesn't seem fair to me.