A: Then Franky would be the best "trap" ever, and mass suicide will occur. And a war with Japan. And tears, lotsa tears.
Q: Has Franky ever "officially" cried?
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I think he did once…
Why does everyone keep poking at my icon?
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A: I dunno, I don't see how Usopp getting crucified could be controversal. Silly Christians!
Q: Does icon= avatar?
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A) No, avatar= icon
Q) What would the Christians say if Hellsing was ever aired on TV? -
A. They'd dip you in holy water for misspelling Christian.
Q. Would Bartholomew Bear approve of these religious jokes?
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A. Does Barty bear pee in the woods?
Q. Does Barty Bear pee in the woods?
Q2. Anyone mind that I did the same answer and question twice in this thread.
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A-Yes and now will you pay!!!!!!!!
Q-J/K, would Haggis hurt me if i made him pay?
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Just as long as he doesn't know where you live…
Does he even know where you live?
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A-say weaklyyea, and i've found out the hard way.
Q-What'd he do to me?
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He'll feed you to the sea llamas with teeth OF STEEL
Will anyone beat me up with the Hana Arashi for that STEEL comment?
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After Nico Robin walks down that yellow brick road then head left…
Is anyone tired of the OF STEEL comment?
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A: Not really, BRING ON THE STEEL!
Q: is it just me, or do you also want a SOGEKING mask?
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A. Hell, who doesn't want a Sogeking mask?
Q. How will Luffy meet his untimely death?
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a) When all the clocks in the OP world stop working, the event will shock Luffy so much he'll exclaim "Sugei" for so long, he runs out of breath and dies, thus making it 'untimely'!! Ah…ah...ah...ah...ah!
q) Is there a hell for people who make bad jokes?
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A. Yep see you there.
Q. Is there one for good jokes?
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A: If there is such a place, the inhabitants must be having a hell of a time!
Q: Has anyone ever eaten haggis? Can you describe the taste?
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A) It's gross, tastes like sheep stomach.
Q) Was that IRONY????? Could Fullbody's fists be considered IIIROOOOOONNIIIC?? -
No, they're nickel-plated brass.
Q: How come I can't find a Justice jacket anywhere?
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A) BECAUSE GARP-SAMA TOOK THEM ALL! He beds like a doggy.
Q) Do Garp and Jabura do it…stifles laughter DOGGY-STYLE??? -
A. Actually, Garp is Jyabura's (wait for it…) FATHER!!!
Q. This doesn't have any relevance to the Straw Hat's current predicament, does it?
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A) If you believe half the people out there, Garp is going to show up at Enies Lobby, along with Akainu, Whitebeard, Doflamingo, and every other foreshadowed character, so yes.
Q) Why are half the devil fruit powers so…kinky?
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A: Well, power is all in how you use it….motion of the ocean.
Q: Speaking of kinky, why does Miss Doublefingers power scare me so much?
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A. Because you suffered from severe pokey trauma as a child.
Q. Is Lucci going to give Luffy severe pokey trauma?
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A) the meat will cure it, because meat cures all psychological ailments involving pokey…ness!
Q) If Luffy offered Nami his meat, and Nami offered Luffy her moolah, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN??? -
A: The gift of Magi.
Q: Who's the worst person to be the next crewmember?
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A: Wanze
Q: What make's Kaku so likeable?
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A_the women like his long um nose? While us guys just want to be him, because he has a long um nose?
Q_If you could sing the best song in the world, what song would you sing?
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A) The best song in the world.
Q) If Sanji and Zoro conceive, does that mean…MARIMO EYEBROWS LOLOLOLOL -
A) Their kid would have curly green eyebrows.
Q) Could Sanji hypnotize people with his eyebrows?
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A: Yes, in fact his other eye is also…cyborgnetic. He lost it in an accident.
_One eye sees the future.
And the other sees the past. So he never gets a clear view._
Q: Where is that from (not exact wording)?
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A. That episode of Sesame street where Ernie and Bert do drugs, and The Count drains Big Bird of his blood and makes him his undead servant.
Q. What restraunt was I in when my friend and I were discussing how awesome an episode of Sesame Street like that would be?
"I know I shouldn't cry over spilt tea, but…sniff...it's just so sad!" -Iroh
"Hold on guys, I think I'm a moron." -me
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A. McDonald's
Q. What if the Straw Hat Pirates journied to Kingdom Hearts?
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(P.S. It was Applebees.)
A. Luffy would fight Captain Hook, and it'd be SUPAA!!
Q. Is Dragon dragging Dragons?
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A) No, dragons are dragging Dragon who is dragging….. YOU!
Q) Why is Dragon dragging you? -
A: Cause dragging Dragon dropped the dragon in Dragon Ball Z
Q: What's Sanji's policy on hitting on married women?
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Hit on woman.
hits wall I'M A SANJI, RIGHT?
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A. No one is cool enough to rival Sanji, but you come pretty close.
Q. Is that a compliment?
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A) NOT TO ME, IT ISN'T!!!
Q) C'mon. If 4K!DS made a live action One Piece movie, they'd probably cast Elijah Wood as Luffy. Who would you cast as Luffy? -
A: Samuel L. Jackson, but I'm trying to make a comedy.
Q: Who could play the part of Franky?
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A) Jim Carey
Q) Who would play Zoro? -
A: Obvioulsy Antonio Banderas (ducks under desk)
Q: Who plays as Robin?
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A: Jennifer Lope … arms explodes
Q: Woah, how did that happen?
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A) I dunno, you just said "Jennifer Lope–" leg explodes Wtf??
Q) Who would play...CROCODILE? -
A) Tom Cruise.
Q) Who would play Nami? -
A) Scarlett Johansson
Q) Who would play Chopper? (and if you say Brian Peppers I will smack you) -
A) Brian Peppers
Q) Who'd play Hattori? -
A. Orlando Bloom
Q. Who would play Usopp?
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@Kairouseki:
A) Brian Peppers
smacks Kairouseki
A) Elijah Wood and a latex nose
Q) Who would play Sanji? -
A. Harrison Ford. Hell yeah!
Q. Who'd play Vivi?
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A: Gloria Stuart.
Q: Who'd play Pandamanaman?
