A) Because you can't snipe with a boomerang.
Q) Why not?
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Boomerangs can't explode.
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AHH! MONCH FORGOT TO POST A QUESTION! THIS THREAD WILL FALL INTO CHAOS! BABIES WILL EXPLODE! KITTENS WILL BECOME GODS! RAHH!!!
Q. Am I overreacting?
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A: My baby just exploded, and Mr. Kitty has been deified! No, actually, you got it pretty much right.
Q: Is this chaos the good kind of chaos, or the bad kind?
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A: Throws matches at random people Bad chaos? LOL
Q: Does LOL convey a good evil laugh?
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A: I don't know, you be the judge: (And please excuse my crappy Spandam.)
Q: Will I ever be able to draw Spandam okay?
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A: The question is…will Spandam ever be able to draw you okay?
Q: Well will he ever?
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a) Yes. Funkfreed is really an artist elephant, pioneering a new art style combining musical funk and manga art. He's 'freeing funk' in a way. Noob.
q) Will Funkfreed cut his ear off and send it to his girlfriend?
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If he wants, but it will take many stamps.
Where will he get the money for all the stamps?
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A: Chris Rock will give it to him.
Q: The fact this thread is 250+ pages long tells you something about our intelligence, no?
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A: huh?
Q: This that a good way to fill answer space?
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A: If it will be, then it shall, but if it shall not be, then BUU MAKE YOU GO BOM! with crappy Buu imitation
Q: Is Darth Vader Truly Lukes father? or is it just his imagination? >.>
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A: It was simply Anakin's way to get girls because he thinks he sounded cool. Luke was usd.
Q: Wasn't the Toy Story 2 version of the 'I am your father' scene so much more dramatic?
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A) Yes, band now we have to wait for Spandam to say to Robin, "I'm your father!"
Q) Really?!
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a) Well they both have long hair…coincidence?
q) OMG!! They both wear black as well!! DUN DUN...dun?
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A) No, BOOM BOOM BOOM.
Q) What's going BOOM? -
A. Me… Ugh the pain!
Q. Aggh. Why me!?
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A: Well, you volunteered. Back when that bomb fetus needed a place to…fetusize, we all voted on who would volunteer. And you won.
Q: Don't you remember?
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A) I ONLY REMEMBER THE GORILLA!
Q) Could Mickey Mouse have fathered 60% of the illegitimate children in the Orlando area? -
He could and he did.
How does Mickey Mouse relate to One Piece?
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A: theres a lot of hidden mickey's in the grand line
Q: is there a hidden mickey in the GOING MERRY? -
A. No, but if you squint you can see Donald running around the deck from time to time.
Q. Whyyyyy is his head so big? Why is his head SO big?
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A: He's secretly undergone surgery to become a powerpuff girl.
Q: What will it take to make that PPGZ thing the best anime ever? And how can I stop the burning in my eyes?
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A: After the suck reduction surgery…
Surgeon: I'm...I'm sorry, there was nothing I could do...
Guy: You mean...?
Surgeon: Yes. PPGZ is still horrible.Oh, and that burning? I got that too. I think it might be permanent...
Q: Why did they ever make PPGZ? I mean, wasn't PPG a parody of the exact type of anime that PPGZ is, not a tribute?
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A_Because someone wanted to make it, and they could. As long as the original creator of the Powerpuff Girls or Cartoon Network doesn't sue PPGZ for copyright stealing, then all is five by five.
Q_Let us edit the timeline that we presently know and have Oda create Naruto and Naruto's creator (his name escapes me at the moment) make One Piece, how would they be different? Would Oda make naruto less annoying? Or Would Naruto's creator make Luffy complain alot? Now Answer the question! because I have no cookies!
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a) No cookies = I WILL END YOU NOOOOOOOWWW!!! I WANT COOOOKIEEEE!!
q) Does Green Samurai Ranger use a M-16 or a katana (he is not allowed to use both)?
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He uses Red Samurai Ranger holding a katana and a M-16.
We know how Hatchi responded when his hair got chopped off. What would Blueno do?
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A: Die. Its is source of power.
Q: What is Luffy's source of power?
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A: MEAT.
Q: How is CP9 going to pull victory from defeat and crush the Strawhats?
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A) By playing Dance Dance Revolution.
Q) How would this help? -
A: Well, after all that DDR, CP9 should have thighs of steel.
Q: Wait, wouldn't that just be like tekkai?
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No, because they could dance while having the thighs of steel.
Why is it so fun to say thighs of steel?
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A: Well, when you say thighs of steel, you have the opportunity to use an incredibly manly voice without sounding foolish!
Q: What other words can you say in a super manly voice without sounding foolish?
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A.The same reason it's fun to say Buns of Steel.
Q. How would a burger with Buns of Steel taste?
Edit: Curse you mr teach! Curse you and your 90 degree mouth.
A 2.0 Haggis, it's what's for diner.
Q. Does Bon clay ever use the super manly voice?
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Just right with Luffy~!!! :blink:
Would Sanji ever make such a sandwich?
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What sandwich? I see no sandwich. Just Pirates.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN! JONNY DEPP! WHY!???
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a) JACK SPARROW!! CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND!! HENCE!!!
q) Speaking of Curse of Monkey Island, how would Guybrush Threepwood, LeChuck, Wally, and Murray do in the OP world (and Murray is TEH sexxor pimp skull, and I'ma straight guy :s…)?
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A. They would have a dance off with CP9 and their thighs of steel.
Q. Does Mr. 1 have thighs of steel? You know, with the fruit and all.
Hey, you guys are right, that is fun to say!
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A) No, Mr. 1 doesn't have thighs of steel he has thighs of aluminum.
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A: You can shake your hips quicker.
Q: It isn't usefull if Mr. 1 doesn't do that, no…? -
It would help Ms Doublefinger, but she sadly has thighs and hips of GOOOOOLLLDD
Where does Funk Freed keep disappearing to?
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A. The Abyss, where he prepares his demonic hordes for the war against the beings of light.
Q. Does Smoker ever worry about his second hand smoke?
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a hand.
If Smoker's Devil Fruit gives him immunity to lung cancer and the affects of smoking, does this mean that Aokiji can't die of frostbite?
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A: Who says that Somker cant get lung cancer? Why do you think his voice is so deep? His voice was originally higher pitched than Nami's!
Q: GOMU GOMU NO GATLING GUN?
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A. POR QUE?!?!?!?!
Q. Do Usopp's goggles have x-ray capabilities?
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A: Yes…yes they do. And if you're thinking what I am, I don't really need to say much more.
Q: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Yes I am….
Now are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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A_well by all logic, yes, because of the damn borg making us into a hive mind.
Q_If I did a jig with a jiggy-jig-jiggty-jig, then how long would I jig?
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A: For all thirty eight lives of the underground hibbleflip!
Q: What the hell am I talking about?