If this ain't R rated with gore it ain't worth watching
Damn u Hollywood.
Jurassic World
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Screw R ratings and gore, this film needs the return of the dilophosaurus.
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Having an R rating would alienate half the audience, mainly 8 year olds who are in their ''DINOSAURS RULE!!!'' stage. (Oh, to be in the 1994 again…)
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Oh gawd. Should have seen it coming. XD I remember the films from my childhood but I don't think I've really seen any of them in their entirety.
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No Sam Neill= No thanks.
Really all I have to say.
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Well….as long as Steven is directing.
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Well….as long as Steven is directing.
He directed the first sequel, and it looked like one of those crappy monster movies of the 50's…
Except his movie hadn't any charm.
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to train five genetically modified Deinonychus as mercenaries
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Can I say shoot me now.
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No Sam Neill= No thanks.
Really all I have to say.
The whole deal with Sam Niell is confusing. Wikipedia (and the sources) both state that in 2003/4 Sam Niell said he signed onto the fourth JP movie, but then in March, he said he knew nothing about it. Anyways, yeah. If Sam Neill ain't in the movie, then I'm not interested.
@Cr4zy:Well….as long as Steven is directing.
Spielberg won't be directing, but he will be producing.
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Again?
I think Hollywood has just run out of ideas
Lately its just shitty remakes of mediocre movies. -
This isn't a remake it's a sequel….or some thing....
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Talk about old news….....
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@Natty:
Talk about old news….....
No one implied that it was new. I still find info on the movie interesting, non the less.
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Having an R rating would alienate half the audience, mainly 8 year olds who are in their ''DINOSAURS RULE!!!'' stage. (Oh, to be in the 1994 again…)
Dear god, I know! I have fond memories of that year… I was like 9 or 10 when I saw the first Jurassic Park. I still love that movie! And at that time also, I was really into natural history and science, and got to go to museums for school fieldtrips.... Ah, those were good days despite my awkward childhood XD
Anyway, I don't know what to think of yet another JP sequel..... It seems kinda redundant, but I guess there has to be something good about it. I wonder if Ian Malcolm will ever make an appearance again.... Though yeah, if Sam Niel isn't in it, I don't think I want to see it.
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@WeAllEatFood- Not to state the obvious, but the images posted in thread are enough to make u wonder if it is even WORTH spending cash for kids to go O_O at the dinosaurs. Show them the first movie it's enough if u ever ask me.
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I've heard of that dumb, TMNT-esque idea before. Sounded dumb then, sounds dumb now.
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I will go to see it anyway.
(I never grew out of the dinosaur-phase)
The third movie sucked. I hope this won't (even though I have a bad feeling…) Well, at least I get to complain about all the scientific inaccuracies and mistakes.
Deinonychus, eh? I wonder if they are going to re-classify their Velociraptors.
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^Same here, Dinosaurs never go out of style XD.
On a side note if this movie is as crappy as jp3 wil shave my head bald LOL… No seriously I will.
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Dinosaurs with guns all the way I say.
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^lo L
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Do they [Dragons] hold guns in Dragon Wars?
If not it's not worth it.
I want Dinosaurs with Guns and Lasers.
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Do they [Dragons] hold guns in Dragon Wars?
If not it's not worth it.
I want Dinosaurs with Guns and Lasers.
Some of them have giant bazookas strapped to their backs…....ya.
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Dragon wars really sucked.
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As you know JP 4 originally was planned but the writer kicked the bucket which cause production to be cancelled (that's the story I heard anyway) but Spielberg has confirmed the JP 4 is beginning production (again)
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I hope he can make it as good as the very first one which is a masterpiece imo. I have really good memories on that.
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… for real this time?
I won't believe any of it until I sit in the cinema and watch it. -
@Nia:
… for real this time?
I won't believe any of it until I sit in the cinema and watch it.It appears to be real this time.
And for the record it was real last time too there was just a major hurdle that stopped it.
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I wonder what the dinossaur villain will be this time. Raptors again?
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Oh god. Another behind-the-cushion-viewing film…...Bring it on >:D
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I wonder what the dinossaur villain will be this time. Raptors again?
I don't think the focus will be on Raptors, but they'll have some screentime, I'm sure.
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It'd be interesting to introduce Utahraptors. But I'd rather they start having dinosaurs actually hunt other dinosaurs. It's a shame that three movies have gone by and the classic battle of a T. Rex facing off against a Triceratops hasn't happened.
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Sorry JP, i'm just…. well.... not a kid anymore.
and 3 really sucked.
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Sorry JP, i'm just…. well.... not a kid anymore.
and 3 really sucked.
Give me a legitimate reason why you think it sucked?
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Give me a legitimate reason why you think it sucked?
I would go with the blatant inaccuracy with the Spinosaurus, even by Jurassic Park standards.
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Yeah, the third one was really terrible. Well, the only really good one was the first but eh.
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Give me a legitimate reason why you think it sucked?
Do you know how long it's been?
I dunno. Not as cool to me. The magic was gone. I just didn't like it.
ummm yeah what Bobjr said.
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Also, velociraptors with feathers. Biologically accurate or not, that just looked silly.
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3 was entertaining but the plot was an excuse to show the dinosaurs. The ending was so silly with all the military and shit.
1 was the best. Perfect at every level.
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They all sucked including one. I don't know how anyone could enjoy one. It was wrought with cliches, poor characterization and those fucking annoying kids. Probably for the advanced CGI for the time i.e. Jurassic Park is nothing more than the Avatar of the 90s.
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I just watched them because of the Dinosaurs.
So hey I liked all of them.
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@Thousand:
They all sucked including one. I don't know how anyone could enjoy one. It was wrought with cliches, poor characterization and those fucking annoying kids. Probably for the advanced CGI for the time i.e. Jurassic Park is nothing more than the Avatar of the 90s.
Probably cause I was a kid when I watched it in the theatre. Cliche's? … I knew not of such things. It was the first time i'd seen anything like it.
I was pretending to be a velociraptor with my friend in my backyard for days after.
Nostalgia glasses ftw. Jurassic Park 1 is protected for all time within my mind.
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Probably cause I was a kid when I watched it in the theatre. Cliche's? … I knew not of such things. It was the first time i'd seen anything like it.
I was pretending to be a velociraptor with my friend in my backyard for days after.
Nostalgia glasses ftw. Jurassic Park 1 is protected for all time within my mind.
My point ftw
There's nothing to speak of of the movie except the CGI effects. Which you'd see, if you'd take of your nostalgia glasses, makes it easily comparable to Avatar.
Jurassic Park looks great but everything else?
The stupid plot holes like how terrible the security system of the park was that one fatso could bring it to its knees (so much for John Hammong bragging about how he always paid for the best for everything) or the laughable containment systems for the dinosaurs (seriously just one electric fence? Because those could never shut down right?) or the down-right retarded inception of the dinosaurs in general (newsflash: preserved in amber or not, DNA will degrade after a few hundred million years and we're expected to believe they can reconstruct a dinosaur when the human genome project had barely started?).
The terrible characters that were completely unmemorable (save for Mel Gibson and Richard Attenborough's performance) and acted like complete idiots (Really, Muldoon. You couldn't just shoot the bloody dinosaurs instead of complimenting them on their intelligence? And don't get me started on those damn kids, the hacking prodigy couldn't even turn off a damn torch? And why turn it on in the first place?). Not to mention the movie's idea of characterization is to kill off the one guy who was being sensible about the whole thing just because he's a lawyer. Ugh. And of course, everyone forgets about him the day after because of course there won't be any traumatic consequences on causing the death of a fellow human being.
The mind numbing cliches like how something had to go wrong and the dinosaurs got loose(even though the minimum standard of security would have prevented all that mess) or 8 year old brainchilds that can hack into a highly advanced security system or throwing in kids in the movie just to throw in a feeling of danger because they're kids damn it and we as an audience must care about them because they're kids!!! (even though I'd give my left nut to see the raptors rip them apart into shreds).
Jeff Goldblum
These are a lot of transgressions that I'm afraid, for me, CGI dinosaurs can't make up for.
For the record, I also saw this as a kid and loved the fuck out of it but now as an adult, I can see it was a pretty terrible movie and even the effects have dated horribly as well so really all it has going for it these days are nostalgia.
And I for one am not a very nostalgic person.
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@Thousand:
And I for one am not a very nostalgic person.
Obviously not.
I liked it as a kid. And even back then I knew the amber stuff was bullshit. I saw the inconsistencies. No I wasn't old enough to look at it under the anit-fun-microscope, so I couldn't bitch about Muldoon's death or "What would have made more sense" Or "what should have happened". But I still liked it. Cause I like dinosaurs and fun movies. It also inspired me to start reading books at a young age too. And Michael Crichton's books were definitely not written for my age group.
Dinosaurs and fun ftw.
STOP HATIN'!Oh and Mel Gibson wasn't in JP. I'm gonna guess you're thinking of Sam Neill. Who is badass in anything if yah ask me.
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When I was a kid, the only things I cared about was Dinosaurs, monsters, aliens, spaceships, guns, violence, explosions, and neato inventions. What the heck are these demands Thousand chan speaks of? I had(still do) a wild imagination. I demanded(still do) fuel for my imagination.
As for JP. I never seen any of them since the 2nd one. There was a point in my teenage life in where I dedicated my time to school and video-games more than going out of my way to see anything related to cinema.
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Just sayin' you shouldn't talk when you poke fun at people for liking Avatar because obviously all they're interested in is aliens and shooting.