The rap has been mocked to death, soooo…
WE AREN'T*
"Now it's time to get screwed, by 4Kids' TV!
No tellin' how many new cuts and edits we're gonna see!
Dub Piece!
Smoking is no more, and super soakers are the fad.
Ussop is a wimp and Sanji's acting makes us sad.
I cannot believe this is our destiny
To go from PG-13 to Y7TV!
Blood is gone, as is death,
In the dungeon you will rest.
Will it end? Such a sin,
Where to begin?!
And here we go again…
Another show coming on, butchered by 4Kids!
Maybe Funi will win next on all the license bids!
We will never give up
We'll wait for uncut!
One Hope, One Dream, One Day!
One Piece!"
*I had to, UNKNOWNFILE. That was too awesome.