Do zombie whales grow teeth? Because, otherwise, they kind of fail as zombies.
What about Killer Whales?
Do zombie whales grow teeth? Because, otherwise, they kind of fail as zombies.
What about Killer Whales?
What about Killer Whales?
They are dolphins. And dolphins are horrifying even without zombification. Well…99% of them.
I wonder if my boat will get attacked by Zombie rights Activists.
That brings up an interesting point: Since we're scattered all over the country (actually, the whole world), how would we even get together?
Given the fact, that initial premise is highly far-fetched, I doubt that such detail matter. And it's more fun this way.
I'll be the crazy guy.:w00t:
ok. Can you drive a car (especially vans and small buses are favourable, but a car would do)? It would be lot easier if you could. Especially if RobZilla the hoarder would hoard us supply of gas.
I sure can.
@Sarfallet:
I would hide under my sink and cry silently. :cwy:
I feel like we can make use of that somehow. We could use you as bait to lure in some test subjects.
@Warp:
Do zombie whales grow teeth? Because, otherwise, they kind of fail as zombies.
That makes it even worse. Imagine getting swallowed as a whole by those beasts and then having to slowly suffocate inside their huge stomachs.
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Is gigolo taken yet?
I drive the car and play that part as well. Coincidentally, both work pretty well together. But having a second guy to help out wouldn't hurt.
@Smiley:
I'll be the crazy guy.:w00t:
Are you the kind of crazy guys who likes to blow shit up? If so, you're hired.
I feel like we can make use of that somehow. We could use you as bait to lure in some test subjects.
NO WAY! I'm not going anywhere! Go away! I'm not here! I have a plan.eats old lemon peels from the thrash can I'll wait for them to starve to death(for real), you see! I have everything I need right here under the sink. takes a sip from the trap
Are you the kind of crazy guys who likes to blow shit up? If so, you're hired.
I'm more of the guy who uses Leroy Jenkins type of strategy all the time, but sure I don't see why not.
What about zombie whales?
Zombie sharks?
Zombie sharknado?
Please…not the zombie sharks...anything BUT the zombie sharks.
Okay guys lets secure Sarfallet, if necessary with the sink. They are going to be in charge of segregating out garbage and saving whatever possible. This will be needed, as most out resources would come from scavenging, and with that you never know when good opportunities would arise, even with plans and all, especially since I'm not willing to risk people needlessly.
Please…not the zombie sharks...anything BUT the zombie sharks.
Huh! Interesting.:ninja:
taking notes
You haven't tried my cooking man. I could make crap taste like Ambrosia~
God I love Ambrosia.
If the apocalypse hits, you're my first stop.
Role: Comic Relief
Skill: Push zombies back to their graves
I'll be the dude who heads straight to the nearest cattle/pig/poultry farm and start setting up defences.
I should have at least a day or two while the people in the city are being zombie bait. Survivors that come by will be sent out to return with fuel and vehs capable of transporting livestock.
Then I'll scout for the best place to take the livestock and areas of interest for supplies.
Zombie Evangelist. If they don't respond to sermons, I'll bash their brains out with a steel pipe. It's not like I care if zombies find salvation; I'm racist against dead people.
Meh is in fact a raging necroist….disgusting.
Such bigotry is not welcome, even in the face of the apocalypse.
It does remind me of that one Key and Peele skit though, except in reverse. and not about being alive or dead.
I demand rights for the living dead
It's not their fault that brains are delicious
Oh snap, the zombie rights activists are here. And that before the apocalypse even happened.
What do we want? BRAINS
When do we want them? NOW
We need brains to fuel our sweet thriller dance moves
Enough of the smart people hoarding all their brains, the bastards.
Guys, I might have to take you on a hunting trip and then "accidentally" have you killed somehow. Otherwise I'm afraid your zombie affection will spell our collective doom.
Unless this is all very greek tragedy and by killing us you actually cause us to become zombies, and start the apocalypse yourself…
Food for thought.
Not as tasty as brains though.
Mwaha.
I don't know, would he?
The apocalypse has to start somewhere, else all this planning goes to waste.
Might as well start with Enzeru's brains being feasted upon by Purple Zombit and ZombZilla.
There'd be no reason for me to take you guys on a hunting trip before the catastrophe even happens, would there? As long as there's no zombies, you guys can't become defenders of their rights as (dead) human beings.
Oh my it's never too early to say that a group's being oppressed
Take your Zombiecaust somewhere else Enzeru, you tyrant
In zombie movies there's always those guys who have a mental break-down and enable zombies to eat everybody with their stupid actions. In our case humanity died because of zombie rights activists…
That makes me want to cry, but it's so damn original that I can't help but admire its novelty.
It's political correctness gone mad Enzeru, this is what it's brought us to.
Tbh I don't think we should even be using the Z word.
It's a horrible slur against the living dead.
Next thing you see is a zombie in an expensive suit, representing his folk.
STOP USING THAT WORD
The proper term is "person of questionable mortality".
Thank you.
As long as you're not one of them, you may not be offended by my using that word! Once you've eaten your first human brain, we can talk.
Hmmph.
When I'm a zombie, I'll be using that word a lot.
To take it's meaning back for the common unliving person.
You guys realise, that once the apocalypse involving living dead happens humans would be oppressed minority?
You guys realise, that once the apocalypse involving living dead happens humans would be oppressed minority?
They forgot to check their zombie privilege.
STOP USING THAT WORD
The proper term is "person of questionable mortality".
Thank you.
I believe you mean "mortally challenged" thank you very much
@Purple:
I believe you mean "mortally challenged" thank you very much
you seem pale today, Hermit, are you feeling well?
you seem pale today, Hermit, are you feeling well?
I just didn't have enough brain cereal I mean bran cereal
Too off-topic… :getlost:
In a classic zombie set up, I would die wondering how an epidemic with a vector so horrible could possibly be the downfall of mankind, or how armed forces could possibly fail against mindless shambling targets.
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@_Meh_:
Zombie Evangelist. If they don't respond to sermons, I'll bash their brains out with a steel pipe. It's not like I care if zombies find salvation; I'm racist against dead people.
@Light:
Too off-topic… :getlost:
It started off as roleplaying, it had to end up somewhere the lines of discussing the social ramifications and inherent bigotry that could be present within such an apocalypse.
Oh right, I'm supposed to get a role, umm… which one lets me do the most math that seems useless at first but will actually be practical? Statistics and finances to measure our inventories, I can do that!
I demand rights for the living dead
It's not their fault that brains are delicious
I swear, I only kill enough dead things to sustain myself! I do not do it for sport! Now get off my boat before I make you dead enough to cook and eat.
Zombie activists?
Hey! I'm the one supposed to be the crazy guy.
Hmmph.
When I'm a zombie, I'll be using that word a lot.
To take it's meaning back for the common unliving person.
Does that include Zombie Clowns?
All those zombie lovers will be taken care of in due time. Oh wait I'm not supposed to say that in public. What I meant was I'll take them all on a friendly hunting trip.
Given Chrissie's past as a school teacher, I'm 80% sure she would take care of the poor Zombie Children ala Bioshock-style.
Or I'll make a little army of them…